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Kerry accuses Bush of wrecking Michael Waltrip
FCCSN
| 2-15-04
| Engine82
Posted on 02/15/2004 7:13:20 PM PST by Engine82
Kerry accuses Bush of wrecking Michael Waltrip Source: FCCSN
A statement issued from the John Kerry for President campaign accused President Bush of creating a dangerous atmosphere at todays Daytona 500. A spokesman for the campaign stated "In an effort to grab the spotlight and detract from the greatest polluting....uh....I mean greatest sporting event ever, president bush created a distraction which caused the spectacular wreck of Michael Waltrip. America does not need a president who attempts to grab the spotlight in such a manner. America needs a man who uses bottox.... uh .... I mean faces the challenges in America today such as NASCAR being such an environmental danger .... uh ....I mean wonderful sport. Senator Kerry loves NASCAR and would love to greet the fans and shut down those southern hillibillies.... uh .... I mean give the command Gentelmen, search the pickup trucks in the parking lot for firearms.... uh .... turn the key ....uh....call the auto club ....uh.... oh what ever it is they say to start a race."
The campaign is waiting for NASCAR to call with an invation for Senator Kerry to visit a NASCAR race.
[IMG SRC="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg]
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; daytona500; gwb2004; satire
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posted on
02/15/2004 7:13:21 PM PST
by
Engine82
To: Engine82
Can someone help me with my link for the picture.
2
posted on
02/15/2004 7:14:22 PM PST
by
Engine82
To: Engine82
3
posted on
02/15/2004 7:16:34 PM PST
by
The Mayor
("If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."- Nikka - age 6)
To: Engine82
Sure didnt take the bugs much time to crawl out from under their rock.
Gimme a J effing K break.
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posted on
02/15/2004 7:17:25 PM PST
by
76834
To: Engine82
LOL!
I can't help with the pic.
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posted on
02/15/2004 7:17:50 PM PST
by
Cold Heat
("It is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other." [Samuel Clemens, on lawyers])
To: Engine82
<IMG SRC="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg>
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posted on
02/15/2004 7:17:57 PM PST
by
Engine82
To: 76834
Do you REALLY believe this is a serious post??
It's a JOKE!
To: Engine82
To: Engine82
just add " afterjpg
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posted on
02/15/2004 7:19:22 PM PST
by
The Mayor
("If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."- Nikka - age 6)
To: Engine82
What america does'nt need is a man who injects poison into his face to feel pretty.
10
posted on
02/15/2004 7:19:25 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(you win wars by making the other dumb SOB die for his country)
To: Engine82; agitator; Scutter
ping and bump and can you all help him?
11
posted on
02/15/2004 7:19:26 PM PST
by
countrydummy
(http://chat.agitator.dynip.com/ You will love the chat room!)
To: Engine82
To: The Mayor
Hahahahaha!!!!! This looks like it's safer than photoshopping kerry/fonda pix from 1972!!!! COOL!!
13
posted on
02/15/2004 7:20:00 PM PST
by
soozla
(BUSH/CHENEY 2004**Send John "Effin'" Kerry back to Easter Island!!!!!)
To: Jackson Brown
Can't really blame him, it sounds so,so, democrat.
14
posted on
02/15/2004 7:20:31 PM PST
by
Cold Heat
("It is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other." [Samuel Clemens, on lawyers])
To: Overtaxed
Got it
15
posted on
02/15/2004 7:21:11 PM PST
by
Engine82
To: Engine82
God, Guns and Gays.
Three issues Democrat candidates can not hide or escape.
To: Engine82
Give Hanoi John an enema, and I assure you that what is left will fit into a matchbox. He is that full of "it".
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posted on
02/15/2004 7:22:14 PM PST
by
Howie66
("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people.")
To: Jackson Brown
Dont worry some democrat will surely suggest it. When they do be sure to remind them that planes routiely take off during the race without consequences.
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posted on
02/15/2004 7:23:27 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(you win wars by making the other dumb SOB die for his country)
To: Overtaxed
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posted on
02/15/2004 7:23:35 PM PST
by
countrydummy
(http://chat.agitator.dynip.com/ You will love the chat room!)
To: Engine82
Just tell J EFEN K it is required to give the command at the start/finish line, and then he must give every driver a "high five" during the pace lap. Trust me this boy will never know the difference.
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