Kerry accuses Bush of wrecking Michael Waltrip

FCCSN | 2-15-04 | Engine82

[Engine82]

Kerry accuses Bush of wrecking Michael Waltrip Source: FCCSN

A statement issued from the John Kerry for President campaign accused President Bush of creating a dangerous atmosphere at todays Daytona 500. A spokesman for the campaign stated "In an effort to grab the spotlight and detract from the greatest polluting....uh....I mean greatest sporting event ever, president bush created a distraction which caused the spectacular wreck of Michael Waltrip. America does not need a president who attempts to grab the spotlight in such a manner. America needs a man who uses bottox.... uh .... I mean faces the challenges in America today such as NASCAR being such an environmental danger .... uh ....I mean wonderful sport. Senator Kerry loves NASCAR and would love to greet the fans and shut down those southern hillibillies.... uh .... I mean give the command Gentelmen, search the pickup trucks in the parking lot for firearms.... uh .... turn the key ....uh....call the auto club ....uh.... oh what ever it is they say to start a race."

The campaign is waiting for NASCAR to call with an invation for Senator Kerry to visit a NASCAR race.

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[76834]

Do you REALLY believe this is a serious post??

Got me,
I thought it was series. Aint a damm thing the rats would do that would surprise me

[the invisib1e hand]

this...is...a...joke, right? Tell me it's a joke, please.

[countrydummy]

http://www.glennbeck.com/election04/howarddean.htm

You have to see this.....bare with it it ends funny!

[Overtaxed]

< IMG SRC="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg" >

...only leave out the spaces after the < and before >

[countrydummy]

Oh Thank you very much! Now what does this mean exactly? only leave out the spaces after the < and before >

[GeronL]

That pic is not photo-shopped... Air Force One just happened to be parked there, in the VIP spaces, about 500 of them... /sarcasm

[countrydummy]

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[countrydummy]

http://chat.agitator.dynip.com

[ZULU]

Does this stupid b@st@rd have anything to say about HIS politics, HIS solutions, etc., etc.??

Does he really think most Americans are dumb as mainstream Democrats??

[Overtaxed]

Hehehe...In that example I put a space between the "<" and IMG and a space between jpg" and ">". Type the text without those extra spaces.

[Cold Heat]

I guess so! LOL!

It is satire, a joke, political humor, not really true............

[Sofa King]

Here's my question: did any of you who thought that this was serious actually READ the whole post?

[Engine82]

I thought everyone would realize it was satire. Sadly it would not susprise me for such a statement to happen.

[JoJo Gunn]

Here's something I lucked up on. To make an exact example (don't worry about closing spaces) use the "xmp" and "/xmp"string inside the brackets. Should have the exact link ready to copy and paste:

<img src="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg">

[Waco]

The only reason people go to this event is to see the polution. Thought everyone knew that. hic hic

[Overtaxed]

OK...thanks! I wondered how people did that. :)

[JoJo Gunn]

I did too, and for the life of me I can't tell you where I found that trick.

[hobson]

Yep, I'm afraid truth is going to be stranger than fiction this election season.

[Jackson Brown]

I thought it was series. Aint a damm thing the rats would do that would surprise me.

Would ANY democrat, ESPECIALLY Kerry, say this (from the so called article that started this thread):

""America does not need a president who attempts to grab the spotlight in such a manner. America needs a man who uses bottox....""

Suggestion: read slowly before posting.

[countrydummy]

Ok Roger that over and out! lol