EXTRA! EXTRA!! AFTER 43 years of togetherness Barbie dumps Ken for Aussie boogie boarder

News.Com.AU ^ | staff writer

[yankeedame]

Arons hinted yesterday that the separation may be partially due to Ken's reluctance to get married...

Oh yeah, right. Like Barbi has a better chance of getting this boogie boarder to the altar? Maybe Ken never married Barbi b/c Barbi was always flitting around from career to career. You know, trying to "find" herself. One minute she's a teacher, the next an Army medic, the next a cheerleader, the next world explorer, next a designer...and now...now this! Chasing after some boy-toy.

Call me a cynic but maybe, just maybe, Ken dumped her!

[Bikers4Bush]

Barbi, just another American whore.

[asformeandformyhouse]

Ken, the first metrosexual.

[cyborg]

*LOL* it's pretty pathetic when art starts imitating life.

[TADSLOS]

Well, Ken can always go after the big money and marry a condiment queen.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I'm suprised that she has not traveled to San Francisco and 'married' Edna.

[mtbopfuyn]

Hope Barbie hasn't over extended her credit cards on clothes, shoes, and hairdoes because she'll need every cent she has to support that beach bum.

[beckysueb]

Lol I said that to my hubbie. I bet they will come up with gay dolls and its probably not far down the road.

[Cowboy Bob]

I've always heard that an Aussie likes his Barbi

[skinkinthegrass]

Oh NO! Ken S. Mattel = John F'en Kerry

Say, It ain't so...Of course.

s/ If Ken & the Aussie Beach Bum, were in SF around Valentines, they would be lionized by the ABCNNBC BS. /sarcasm off :))

[dfwgator]

Barbie was Ken's "beard."

[ZOOKER]

Another shrimp on the Barbie?

[Snowy]

Barbi, just another American whore.

Oh come now. My Barbie was always dating G.I. Joe on the side. This is nothing new.

[pikachu]

I can just imagine slightly drunk Ken telling his buddies that 'Barbie was hollow inside, a clothes horse and her breasts were plastic'.

[Incorrigible]

[Cincinatus]

..a slightly drunk Ken telling his buddies that 'Barbie was hollow inside, a clothes horse and her breasts were plastic'.

Maybe a guy without a penis should watch the barbs he throws.

[Iron Matron]

I'm just glad that Barbie did not become gay and start dating some butch barbie or something

[sharktrager]

Yup. Ken's gay and Barbie's a hooker.

[kitkat]

LOL!

[kitkat]

***Barbie was Ken's "beard."***

NO, NO! Ken was Barbie's beard. Just WHO is this Barbie personette, anyway? Where did she get the money to travel all over the world? Where were her American family values? Why didn't she homeschool?

I personally think that Barbie is a democrat, possibly modeled after Theresa Heintz Kerry.