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EXTRA! EXTRA!! AFTER 43 years of togetherness Barbie dumps Ken for Aussie boogie boarder
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Posted on 02/16/2004 8:00:35 AM PST by yankeedame
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To: Cincinatus
..a slightly drunk Ken telling his buddies that 'Barbie was hollow inside, a clothes horse and her breasts were plastic'. Maybe a guy without a penis should watch the barbs he throws.
Bwahahahahahahah
To: yankeedame
Russell is just trying to breathe some life back into the brand with a little excitement and intrigue. Hey, it seems to be working.
She's not a bad marketer at all.
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posted on
02/16/2004 12:51:59 PM PST
by
mgstarr
To: yankeedame
Maybe Ken never married Barbi b/c Barbi was always flitting around from career to career. You know, trying to "find" herself. And she's always trying to get other people (pre-teen girls' parents) to spend money on her wardrobes. What a leech. She should spend her own money! And then there was that fling with G.I. Joe awhile back.
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posted on
02/16/2004 12:58:38 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: ZOOKER
Another shrimp on the Barbie? oops I read that as "another shrimp in the barbie" ROFL.
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posted on
02/16/2004 1:02:14 PM PST
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: yankeedame
All those bridal Barbie dolls in toy chests around the globe are really just examples of Barbie's wishful thinking, he explained. No that it really matters to the story, but Russell is a female. (Also close family friend)
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02/16/2004 1:03:54 PM PST
by
mgstarr
To: yankeedame
"According to Mattel, every second, three Barbie dolls are sold somewhere in the world" And every other second a little brother is ripping off another Barbie head.
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posted on
02/16/2004 1:04:17 PM PST
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subterfuge
(John eFing Kerry, John eFing Kerry; John eFing Kerry!)
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