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Rumsfeld Fighting Technique!
Poe News ^ | February 15, 2004 | Agent White

Posted on 02/16/2004 6:56:13 PM PST by Timesink

Rumsfield Fighting Technique

This was originally posted in our forums by Agent White but I thought it needed to be highlighted for those who may have missed it.


You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, but can you defeat the 1000 styles of Rumsfeld?


Twin Cobra Fist!



White Axe Hand!



Grimace Palm!



Sleeping Dragon Technique!



Evil Eye Style!



Mirror Swan Palm!



Fist of the West Side!



Viper Fang!



Drunken Temple Boxing!



Lion Claw Technique!



Praying Mantis!



Coffee Palm!



Crouching Tiger!



Splashing Hands!



Quacking Duck Hand!



Pressing Palms Style!



Hidden Monkey Hands!



Swan's Nest Technique!



Fire Palm Fist!



Spider Hand Technique!





TOPICS: Extended News; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: donaldrumsfeld; kungfu; rummy; rumsfeld

1 posted on 02/16/2004 6:56:13 PM PST by Timesink
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To: Timesink
LOL...bookmarking!
2 posted on 02/16/2004 6:58:49 PM PST by I got the rope
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To: Timesink
ROTFLMAO!!!

Nice one, Grasshopper!
3 posted on 02/16/2004 7:00:11 PM PST by RandallFlagg (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Timesink
Your technique is better than mine.
4 posted on 02/16/2004 7:01:46 PM PST by Vision Thing
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To: Timesink
Outstanding post!
5 posted on 02/16/2004 7:03:02 PM PST by luvbach1 (In the know on the border)
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To: Timesink
Rummy is pretty tough at 70.
6 posted on 02/16/2004 7:04:02 PM PST by luvbach1 (In the know on the border)
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To: luvbach1
Outstanding post!

Credit goes to Agent White, whoever he is, at poenews.com. The links are retained in the first sentence of the post.

7 posted on 02/16/2004 7:04:57 PM PST by Timesink (Smacky is power.)
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To: Timesink
LOL Rumsfeld is quite the character I think we should pin him up for a week with no food and sick him on someone LOL Rumsfeld vs. Michael "fat-arse" Moore. That would be awesome LOL.
8 posted on 02/16/2004 7:06:26 PM PST by Afro_conservative
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To: Timesink
KAKKATE KOI!
9 posted on 02/16/2004 7:06:38 PM PST by martin_fierro (I miss the Media Schadenfreude Ping)
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To: luvbach1
This is a guy that knows what he knows, he even knows what he doesn' know.

Think round and there can be no disharmony in the universe.
Love your opponent............to the ground.
10 posted on 02/16/2004 7:07:30 PM PST by tet68
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To: Timesink
OK, how did you get this idea??

LOL

11 posted on 02/16/2004 7:11:49 PM PST by GeronL (www.ArmorforCongress.com ............... Support a FReeper for Congress)
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To: Timesink
Rummy BUMP
12 posted on 02/16/2004 7:11:54 PM PST by mattdono (Big Arnie: "Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags.")
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To: Timesink
miust... read... entire... thread.... before.... posting...
13 posted on 02/16/2004 7:14:42 PM PST by GeronL (www.ArmorforCongress.com ............... Support a FReeper for Congress)
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To: Timesink
One of the best photo essays....HANDS DOWN!
14 posted on 02/16/2004 7:18:30 PM PST by arasina (So there.)
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To: Timesink
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
but they fought with expert timing

15 posted on 02/16/2004 7:25:36 PM PST by HP8753 ("Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon, windage and elevation." John Wayne)
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To: Timesink
What a guy, he really has some interesting moves!
16 posted on 02/16/2004 8:05:36 PM PST by RAY ((Right or wrong, it is my country!))
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To: Timesink
LOL Bump!
17 posted on 02/16/2004 8:23:56 PM PST by Mr. Thorne ("But iron, cold iron, shall be master of them all..." Kipling)
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To: Timesink
BTTT
18 posted on 02/16/2004 8:26:47 PM PST by NeoCaveman (No one listens to techno no more.)
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To: Timesink
Snatch the pebble from my hand.
19 posted on 02/16/2004 8:38:14 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (The word system implies they have done something the same way at least twice)
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To: Timesink
"Now show me sand da flo"(c)Fujita
20 posted on 02/16/2004 8:42:38 PM PST by ChadGore (Viva Bush. He's EARNED a second term.)
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To: Timesink
...and if all else fails, that old man used to be a pretty good wrestler. I bet he could still put up a good fight now.
21 posted on 02/16/2004 8:44:58 PM PST by RichInOC (...with all due respect to Phil Jackson, Donald Rumsfeld is the REAL Zen Master.)
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To: Timesink
Where's the one for 'Wax on, wax off'?
22 posted on 02/16/2004 8:46:48 PM PST by Vision Thing
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To: RichInOC
...and if all else fails, that old man used to be a pretty good wrestler. I bet he could still put up a good fight now.

Believe it or not, Al Franken claims to have been a wrestler in his younger days. I would love to see a Rumsfeld vs. Al Franken smackdown.

23 posted on 02/16/2004 8:48:38 PM PST by Vision Thing
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To: Timesink
ROFL! A Classic Keeper! Going to print on Word Document and post in my office!

New book by Rummy: "How to Handle Morons".
24 posted on 02/16/2004 10:03:15 PM PST by txzman (Jer 23:29)
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