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We Need A Term of Referral For The Current Spouse of the Wealthy Widow Heinz!
2/17/04 | Tacis

Posted on 02/17/2004 10:57:05 AM PST by Tacis

There is great power in the labels that are applied to people and things.

The left wing liberals are so much better at this than we are. But, here is a case where maybe we can catch up.

We need a new, good term to use to refer to Senator Kerry. Sure, "Ketchup Boy," "Hanoi John," and the "French looking gentlemen" are all good. But, none truely catch how shallow, deceptive, owned, left wing and tied to democrat filth and corruption he really is.

He is owned by the ultra-liberal, anti-education teachers' unions. He is in the pocket of the NAACP, NOW and most of those other big-bucks liberal special interest groups. His wife (actually, first AND second) doesn't trust him and certainly won't fund his campaign. He is to the left of Fat Teddy ("Teddy the Hutt") and turned against his country when he returned from Nam. We may never know how many females he has groped over the years because the left wing media will cover for him.


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KEYWORDS: 2004; heinz; kerry; leftwingmedia
We need a new and descriptive term for the curent spouse of the wealthy Widow Heinz, a word or a short phrase that clearly labels him as being way out of touch of the average American. I sure the guys at his yacht club have a phrase or two, but you've got to be a multimillionaire to get in.

Any suggestions?

1 posted on 02/17/2004 10:57:06 AM PST by Tacis
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To: Tacis
Check my tag.
2 posted on 02/17/2004 10:57:44 AM PST by MarkeyD (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/about/">Kept Man</a>)
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To: Tacis
I've been using Botox Boy....
3 posted on 02/17/2004 10:58:09 AM PST by Always Right
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To: Tacis
My wife calls him "The Chin"
4 posted on 02/17/2004 10:59:08 AM PST by HEY4QDEMS
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To: Tacis

5 posted on 02/17/2004 10:59:49 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: HEY4QDEMS
Jay Lenos "Love Child"?
6 posted on 02/17/2004 10:59:58 AM PST by MarkeyD (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/about/">Kept Man</a>)
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To: Tacis
Self-professed baby killer.
7 posted on 02/17/2004 11:00:39 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Tacis
The Widder Heinz
8 posted on 02/17/2004 11:00:48 AM PST by mabelkitty
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To: mabelkitty
My bad. I misread.
My husband liked GI Number 10 (from another poster).
9 posted on 02/17/2004 11:01:30 AM PST by mabelkitty
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To: HEY4QDEMS
I still like Lurch. Partly because of his looks, partly because he's scary, and partly because that's what he does when asked specific questions, he lurches from yes to no to in between.



"Scary Kerry" is another of my favorites.
10 posted on 02/17/2004 11:01:35 AM PST by EggsAckley ({...................troll patrol........on duty...................})
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To: Tacis
A 9/10 guy in a 9/11 world.


11 posted on 02/17/2004 11:02:17 AM PST by The G Man (John Kerry? America just can't afford a 9/10 President in a 9/11 world. Vote Bush-Cheny '04.)
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To: The G Man
Oooh......I now have a NEW favorite. Great!
12 posted on 02/17/2004 11:03:14 AM PST by EggsAckley ({...................troll patrol........on duty...................})
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To: The G Man
I like it too. However, I can hear the squeals of "politicizing the lives of the victims" from the Left. But there is much truth in your work - it's not safe to vote D.
13 posted on 02/17/2004 11:05:10 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: dead
Your too funny. Thats hilarious.
14 posted on 02/17/2004 11:05:18 AM PST by LuigiBasco
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To: Tacis
I sure the guys at his yacht club have a phrase or two, but you've got to be a multimillionaire to get in.
Any suggestions?


Hook up with his wife, maybe?
15 posted on 02/17/2004 11:06:50 AM PST by Covenantridge
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To: dead
Ouch! You nailed him.
16 posted on 02/17/2004 11:08:55 AM PST by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: All
How about this:

"John Kerry -- 57 varieties of bull*hit"
17 posted on 02/17/2004 11:09:03 AM PST by Wombat101 (Sanitized for YOUR protection....)
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To: Tacis
Kerry

Ker-er-rry, Kerry baby
Ker-er-rry, Kerry baby

Ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry ba-a-by (Kerry baby)
Ke-er-rry, can you come out AND VOTE (Come come, come out AND VOTE)
Ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry ba-a-by (Kerry baby)
Ke-er-rry, can you come out AND VOTE

(Why don't you come out) (come out) to my ketchup bash
(Come out) Where the intern shines
(Come out) We'll tell Jane Fonda tales
I'm gonna throw your medals awa-ay

Ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry ba-a-by (Kerry baby)
Ke-er-rry, can you come out AND VOTE
(Come come, come out AND VOTE)
(Come come, come out AND VOTE)
You-oo-ooh better ask your wif-ey (Kerry baby)
Te-ell her everything is all right

(Why don't you come out) (come out) with your botox on
(Come out) Mmm, you look so fine
(Come out) Move it nice and easy
Ooh, you'll make me lose my lun-nch

Ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry ba-a-by (Kerry baby)
Ke-er-rry, can you come out and vote
(Come come, come out and vote)
(Come come, come out and vote)
Kerry, Kerry baby

FADE
Kerry, Kerry baby



18 posted on 02/17/2004 11:09:20 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: Tacis
GIgolo Joe
19 posted on 02/17/2004 11:09:39 AM PST by trebb (Ain't God good . . .)
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To: All
Here's another...

"John Kerry -- If you thought ketchup was a a vegetable, you ain't seen nothing yet..."
20 posted on 02/17/2004 11:10:18 AM PST by Wombat101 (Sanitized for YOUR protection....)
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To: anniegetyourgun
Yeah, but can you IMAGINE the ads the Democrats will have this year about Bush? I can EASILLY imagine them using Iraqi casualties in their ads.
21 posted on 02/17/2004 11:10:32 AM PST by The G Man (John Kerry? America just can't afford a 9/10 President in a 9/11 world. Vote Bush-Cheny '04.)
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To: Tacis
Kerry=Nam Vets backstabber!
22 posted on 02/17/2004 11:11:28 AM PST by LuigiBasco
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To: Tacis
She cried all the way to the alter.

Has anyone noticed that Heinz met his demise in a tragic airplane crash just months after Kerry met her?
23 posted on 02/17/2004 11:13:45 AM PST by js1138
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To: camle
Bravo to your creative genius in morphing of the classics---Sherry by the Four Seasons.

I'm sure that Frankie Valli would love this version.

24 posted on 02/17/2004 11:15:18 AM PST by eleni121 (Preempt and Prevent)
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To: eleni121

25 posted on 02/17/2004 11:20:09 AM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Tacis
Got this from Lexis-Nexis. Posted it to a similar thread yesterday but that thread was pulled on the grounds that it was a one-line vanity. I hope this thread passes muster so we can get this out:
In 1971, Kerry made an impassioned speech on the Capitol steps. In a dramatic gesture, he threw his medals away. Except they weren't his, they belonged to a World War II vet who'd given them to Kerry. The controversy haunted him. He ran for Congress in 1972, was painted as a male Jane Fonda, and defeated. -- "Fighter Comes to the Senate," by Sandy Grady, Knight-Ridder Newspapers, January 10, 1985
The male Jane Fonda. That rubric cost him an election once, and it can do it again, imo. If Jane Fonda ran for president, it'd be a big joke. She wouldn't stand a chance. And neither does the "male Jane Fonda" -- if only we get it out. So spread the word. Kerry is, in fact, THE . . . MALE . . . JANE . . . FONDA!!!
26 posted on 02/17/2004 11:21:42 AM PST by LibWhacker
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To: Tacis
How about J "Effin" Kerry?
27 posted on 02/17/2004 11:22:58 AM PST by Covenantridge
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To: eleni121
FV will probably ralf his lunch - after hitting me about the head & shoulders with hard and heavy object:-)
28 posted on 02/17/2004 11:23:11 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: Tacis
Well, Ms. Heinz-Kerry is an African-American. But I won't go there for a name.

Phan Boi's ba dep lam?

I think that's "Traitor's pretty Old Lady." My Vietnamese language skills are waning. As long as the Botox doesn't wear off, Theresa (using a gauzy lens covering) could look presentable.

Do U.S. senators call their wives "my old lady"? Does not sound very patrician.
29 posted on 02/17/2004 11:23:27 AM PST by NutmegDevil (I for one never killed a baby.)
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To: Tacis
He is to the left of Fat Teddy ("Teddy the Hutt") and turned against his country when he returned from Nam.

TRAITOR Kerry sounds like a very well deserved title after this stunt.

30 posted on 02/17/2004 11:27:48 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (WARNING! Every name on every tombstone in the country equals one democrat vote.)
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To: js1138
Are you serious -- I didn't realize that Heinz died in a plane crash after meeting his wife. She was still registered to vote Republican in PA when he first announced and then changed to RAT in PA -- never did register in MA! I think that is odd!
31 posted on 02/17/2004 11:29:02 AM PST by PhiKapMom (AOII Mom -- Support Bush-Cheney '04 -- Losing is not an Option!)
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To: mabelkitty
I like 'Number 10 GI' !

"Come on, you like me, I elect you long time."

32 posted on 02/17/2004 11:30:05 AM PST by Sender ("This is the most important election in the history of the world." -DU)
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To: LibWhacker; All
This little gem just came in the Newsmax email update for today! Tracks nicely with your comments about the Male Hanoi Jane Fonda:

3. The Jane Fonda Ad Analogy

In a story on "CBS Evening News" this month, David Axelrod reached back into the dirt-laden political archives and invoked the infamous ads that were originally inflicted on the American psyche by Al Gore.

Axelrod asked, "Remember Willie Horton?"

The anchorman went on to express concern that the Republicans who "made" Michael Dukakis into a Massachusetts leftist might do the same to John Kerry.

A week later CBS's Byron Pitts displayed a choice photo that was first uncovered by NewsMax. The picture showed Kerry sitting on the ground a few rows behind Jane Fonda at a 1970s anti-war protest.

Donna Brazile brought up the Horton issue as well. The former Gore campaign manager referred to Fonda as the new Willie Horton. "Remember Willie Horton? Well Willie Horton has been retired. Jane is taking his place. And they're going to use that to undermine his [Kerry's] credibility."

The Left Coast Report says no wonder Fonda's fuming - this kind of talk makes her John Kerry's Willie.


33 posted on 02/17/2004 11:32:55 AM PST by PhiKapMom (AOII Mom -- Support Bush-Cheney '04 -- Losing is not an Option!)
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To: Tacis
"Ma Ma, where's my paw" Kerry
34 posted on 02/17/2004 11:37:04 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: PhiKapMom
Death of H. John Heinz III

After speaking at a news conference in Williamsport, Pennsylvania on April 4, 1991, Heinz was headed to Philadelphia to conduct the first in a series of investigative hearings to examine the telemarketing of medical equipment to Medicare beneficiaries, "Bleeding Medicare Dry: The Great Sales Scam."

When the twin-engine plane carrying him and four other adults developed landing-gear trouble, a helicopter was dispatched to examine the problem. Consequently, the helicopter's blades accidentally hit the bottom of the plane, sending both aircraft to the ground and killing everyone on board. Two children, who were playing outside at noon recess at the Merion Elementary School in Montgomery County, were also killed when the wreckage fell on the school ground.

http://zeeb.library.cmu.edu/Libraries/Heinz/HJH_Bio.html#death

I think this was about eight months after Kerry met Ms Ketchup.
35 posted on 02/17/2004 11:43:36 AM PST by js1138
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To: PhiKapMom
Interestingly enough, Kerry was Dukakis' Lt. Governor at the time of his prison furlough program and openly supported it.
36 posted on 02/17/2004 11:44:30 AM PST by The G Man (John Kerry? America just can't afford a 9/10 President in a 9/11 world. Vote Bush-Cheny '04.)
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To: PhiKapMom
The Left Coast Report says no wonder Fonda's fuming - this kind of talk makes her John Kerry's Willie.

Lol . . . This is his Achilles heel, I think. He's going to pay for disrespecting medals given out in honor of our fighting men. He's going to pay for calling American heroes "war criminals." And he's going to pay for his Jane Fonda association. (I love the fact that she's fuming about it, lol!)

37 posted on 02/17/2004 11:44:45 AM PST by LibWhacker
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To: All
Well, you have all come up with some good stuff! I've been calling him The Baby Killer when talking to Dem baby boomers. As in: "So, you're going with the Baby Killer?" They hate that.

Now, if he would just pick someone from Oklahoma for VEEP, we would have a "Kerry-Okie" ticket!
38 posted on 02/17/2004 11:53:25 AM PST by SaxxonWoods
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To: Tacis
Teraysa Heinz is a Hillary Clinton Roll-over.
39 posted on 02/17/2004 12:11:18 PM PST by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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To: Tacis
Since I expect that after he secures the nomination, his downward slide in the polls will exceed the speed of a certain French 1968 Olympic downhill champion, I will suggest calling him Jean Fraude Qierry.
40 posted on 02/17/2004 12:40:39 PM PST by Excuse_Me
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To: Tacis
COMMIE KERRY!

Short,simple and true.

41 posted on 02/17/2004 12:50:35 PM PST by Free Trapper (One with courage is often a majority.)
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To: Tacis
The Plastic Pickle
42 posted on 02/17/2004 1:25:51 PM PST by Eastbound
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To: Eastbound

Stick a fork in him. He's done!
43 posted on 02/17/2004 1:48:34 PM PST by Eastbound
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To: Tacis
Mr. Ketchup.
44 posted on 02/17/2004 1:50:47 PM PST by The Wizard (democrats are enemies of America)
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To: LibWhacker
OOOO! I like that.

Male Jane Fonda bump
45 posted on 02/17/2004 6:41:33 PM PST by SAMWolf (Liberals are invulnerable to reason & logic. They are vulnerable to guns, knives & a bitch slap.)
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