[The KG9 Kid]

"... Calling all decent people to get out of San Francisco now! Don't look back or you will turn into salt. SF is gonna have a 8.5 before the end of the month."

Really?

[imfleck]

Yeah, why is SF going to have an 8.5 before the end of the month? Is it because G-d is going to rid the area of the infidels? Hmmm, I'm not sure G-d goes around punishing his children...