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To: NYC GOP Chick
I asked him and later demonstrating the technique he developed during his teenage years for hypnotizing chickens

I've never even heard of that, and I know a few farmers.

For some odd reason, all I can think of here is Rocky Balboa chasing the chicken.

16 posted on 02/17/2004 3:56:08 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("You know it don't come easy, the road of the gypsy" - Iron Eagle)
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To: Dan from Michigan
For some odd reason, all I can think of here is Rocky Balboa chasing the chicken.

Or Alphagore's former boss choking his chicken...into the Oval Office sink! Ewww!

24 posted on 02/17/2004 4:48:33 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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To: Dan from Michigan
I asked him and later demonstrating the technique he developed during his teenage years for hypnotizing chickens

I've never even heard of that, and I know a few farmers.

Yeah, chickens can be hypnotized. Takes about 5 minutes to learn how.

Very few farmers spend time hypnotizing chickens, because after they're in a trance, they still no speaka da English.

Therefore, regressing them back to an egg isn't too feasible, and post-hypnotic suggestions to lay a whole bunch of eggs a day are lost on them.

26 posted on 02/17/2004 5:18:51 PM PST by Ole Okie
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