Caption the Photo-Kerry n' Teresa post-Kenya

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[MrConfettiMan]

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.

[anniegetyourgun]

Oh...that's good....very good!

[aruanan]

Picture 1: Kerry tries to bite diamond off wife's ring.
Picture 3: "Johhhhnnnn, not here!"

[Darth Reagan]

LOL. See post 61. Waa haaa.

[Inspectorette]

OMG - she looks like she's totally repulsed by him (and I don't blame her).

[tuckrdout]

Oh yeah, she is a "REALLY DEVOUT" catholic....what a load of crap! She has deluded herself. Living with a man you are not married with, and who, in the eyes of the church is already married...no wonder she is so miserable. She sticks her finger in the eye of the church...

[VadeRetro]

Pretty sure I've heard she's older than he is. He's 60. She's doing something right and he isn't, even post-Botox.

[jos65]

ISN'T THAT PRECIOUS?

[Francis McClobber]

Looks like his pancake makeup is cracking. He'd better get back to the mortician for some mortar work.

[TheSpottedOwl]

I'm not sure how old Theresa is. If she is 65, she's well preserved. If she's 65, it makes it worse for her if Kerry is cheating on her. I'm sure is, too.

[Twinkie]

Lots of suitors. - Possibly not really. For the most part,
a lot of men are too intimidated to approach famous or
wealthy women thinking they don't have a chance. Lauren
Bacall said several years ago that she spent a lot of time
alone because men thought she would spurn them. That was
when she was quite a bit younger, too.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Does anyone have a photo of Mrs. Heinz with her Mr. Heinz? What was Mr. Heinz like?

Good question. IIRC, she thought the sun rose and set on Mr. Heinz. I'm sure someone here has a pic of them.

[tuckrdout]

Drudge has posted the photo! Oh no, now she will get some coaching on her acting, and we will have to endure a kiss on the mouth...

Mark my words, I bet the word will go out from the Kerry camp that Mrs. Heinz does not believe in PDA's. (Public Displays of Affection)

Please someone dig up a happy photo of Mr. and Mrs. Heinz kissing...

[gathersnomoss]

She is reacting similar to the cat who is being wooed by Pepe LePew. Such sincerity the candidate for First Lady has.

Those dem's and their loving significant others'.

[Raygunite]

This is the natural reaction of a woman being kissed by a man with a "bottom" for a chin and a pink tie, or is it chartreuse ?

[wilmington2]

Why not the Al Gore kiss; that drove up his poll numbers in the last election cycle.

[Wings-n-Wind]

She doesn't look happy...
Or receptive.....Hmmm...

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

These two met at an Earth Summit in '92, then met again at a dinner party in D.C. four months later. They began dating afterwards in '93, moved in together, then married two years later. It was another 2-3 years after their marriage that Heinz told John he needed to get an annulment so she could participate in Catholic ceremonies.

So they are shacking up and they both have children, and are worried that they can't participate in Catholic ceremonies?

It's a little too late for that, buddy.