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Rumsfeld Fighting Technique
POE NEWS (via NRO's Corner) ^ | 2/15/2004 | "Agent White"

Posted on 02/18/2004 4:38:24 PM PST by AmishDude

You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, but can you defeat the 1000 styles of Rumsfeld?


Twin Cobra Fist!



White Axe Hand!



Grimace Palm!



Sleeping Dragon Technique!



Evil Eye Style!



Mirror Swan Palm!



Fist of the West Side!



Viper Fang!



Drunken Temple Boxing!



Lion Claw Technique!



Praying Mantis!



Coffee Palm!



Crouching Tiger!



Splashing Hands!



Quacking Duck Hand!



Pressing Palms Style!



Hidden Monkey Hands!



Swan's Nest Technique!



Fire Palm Fist!



Spider Hand Technique!





TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; rummy; rumsfeld
I didn't see this posted.
1 posted on 02/18/2004 4:38:24 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude
FReeper Searching Technique <|:)~
2 posted on 02/18/2004 4:42:02 PM PST by martin_fierro (I miss the Media Schadenfreude Ping)
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To: AmishDude
Already posted here.
3 posted on 02/18/2004 4:42:22 PM PST by TomServo ("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
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To: AmishDude
Made my day.
4 posted on 02/18/2004 4:42:29 PM PST by COURAGE
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To: martin_fierro; TomServo
I searched on "Rumsfeld". I apparently should have searched on "Rumsfield".
5 posted on 02/18/2004 4:44:26 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude
LOL thanks
6 posted on 02/18/2004 4:44:43 PM PST by not-alone
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To: AmishDude
I searched on "Rumsfeld".

"Rumsfeld" works fine.

7 posted on 02/18/2004 4:47:08 PM PST by TomServo ("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
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To: TomServo; Admin Moderator
I guess my drop-down wasn't properly dropped . . . down. Go ahead and pull it.
8 posted on 02/18/2004 4:48:48 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude; wingnuts'nbolts
Very funny really ..
9 posted on 02/18/2004 4:55:39 PM PST by Ben Bolt ( " The Spenders " ..)
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To: AmishDude
Well I'm glad I happened upon this before it's pulled.

I got a big laugh.

10 posted on 02/18/2004 4:59:07 PM PST by perfect stranger ("Don't shoot I'm Che! I'm worth more to you alive than dead!" Che Guevara October 1967)
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To: AmishDude
Nah - no need to pull. It's just a redirect to discussions already in progress. The mods don't normally pull dupe threads after 5-6 hours of the first post.
11 posted on 02/18/2004 4:59:35 PM PST by TomServo ("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
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To: AmishDude
Well, I didn't see the other one, either - thanks!
12 posted on 02/18/2004 5:03:15 PM PST by talleyman (E=mc2 (before taxes))
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To: TomServo
You seem to know a lot about the mods' inner workings for a civilian, mister.

Personally, I think it's a great article because I could see Rumsfeld using those moves.
13 posted on 02/18/2004 6:29:49 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude
You seem to know a lot about the mods' inner workings for a civilian, mister.

Yes, I do. Of course - they usually post their "secrets". Or you may simply ask them any question you want.

14 posted on 02/18/2004 6:50:01 PM PST by TomServo ("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
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To: TomServo
Oh, no, I don't want to know the filthy inner workings of the Free Republic Moderators. I can just picture them in their fraternity-like living room, watching the Playboy channel and eating greasy pizza, collecting all of the election predictions for use against us in the future . . .

. . . the male mods molesting the female mods and the mod who's a fan of Andrew Sullivan booking a flight to San Francisco, JimRob making insult jokes about French Canadians, Lead Moderator strutting around the place saying "I am the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed moderator" in between the "Yes, Mr. Robinson," "No, Mr. Robinson" and "God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson" . . . .

. . . John Robinson running in and out of the room trying to find the duct tape and bailing wire needed to keep the server up, muttering under his breath "You know, Windows really isn't that bad," the viking kitties being fed raw meat and kept in tiny cages so that they're on edge, mugshots on the wall of all the trolls that have ever darkened Free Republic's door. Eshoir's head on a pike.

No thank you. I don't want to know what goes on behind the scenes. I don't think I could handle it.

15 posted on 02/19/2004 6:11:26 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude
Hey - that's pretty good. One note though. FR runs on an Apache server.
16 posted on 02/19/2004 6:13:57 AM PST by TomServo ("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
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To: TomServo
One note though. FR runs on an Apache server.

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(Hands still over ears)

17 posted on 02/19/2004 6:19:37 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude
LOL!!!
18 posted on 02/19/2004 6:20:07 AM PST by TomServo ("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
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