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A taste for trouble ("Caveman" Beer created - puts hair on your chest)!
The Scottsman ^ | Thu 19 Feb 2004 | KEN BARRIE

Posted on 02/19/2004 1:35:04 PM PST by vannrox

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1 posted on 02/19/2004 1:35:06 PM PST by vannrox
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Just another Joe
Ping for a brew!
2 posted on 02/19/2004 1:37:07 PM PST by CSM (My Senator is so stupid he'd have to get naked to count to 21 and my Governor wouldn't be able to!)
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To: Overtaxed; g'nad; msdrby
ping
3 posted on 02/19/2004 1:40:15 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Chief recruiting officer, BicycleSpankenTruppen)
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To: vannrox
If I read this article correctly, the gin craze that paralyzed Britain in the 1740's bypassed Scotland. The Scots were drinking other things for other reasons.
4 posted on 02/19/2004 1:43:25 PM PST by Publius (Die Erde ist gewaltig schön, doch sicher ist sie nicht.)
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To: Publius
Yea, they rightly saw that gin is the devils urine!
5 posted on 02/19/2004 1:45:57 PM PST by Axenolith (Politicians lie. If they told the truth, the voters would vote for their lying opponents.)
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To: vannrox
Reminds me of a joke, the punchline to which is:

"I'm not sure where ya' been laddy, but I see ya' won first-prize!"

6 posted on 02/19/2004 1:46:31 PM PST by Joe 6-pack ("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
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To: vannrox
The resulting ale tasted unpleasant, but clearly those who drank it originally were not put off...

I guess it tasted better than this swill.

7 posted on 02/19/2004 1:47:24 PM PST by theDentist (Boston: So much Liberty, you can buy a Politician already owned by someone else.)
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To: vannrox

Mmmmm...Caveman beer...
8 posted on 02/19/2004 1:54:36 PM PST by SquirrelKing (A vote for John Kerry is a vote for Jane Fonda.)
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To: theDentist
Hey, where can I get some of that?

9 posted on 02/19/2004 1:57:27 PM PST by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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To: William Terrell
Check with your local stores. You can get it anywhere...
10 posted on 02/19/2004 2:02:40 PM PST by theDentist (Boston: So much Liberty, you can buy a Politician already owned by someone else.)
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To: theDentist
In Alabama? I've never seen it.

11 posted on 02/19/2004 2:16:03 PM PST by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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12 posted on 02/19/2004 2:24:03 PM PST by COBOL2Java (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.)
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To: COBOL2Java
COBOL to Java, huh. LOL. Just a straight substitution of code, right?

13 posted on 02/19/2004 2:29:06 PM PST by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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To: William Terrell
I've heard too many managers speak that line!
14 posted on 02/19/2004 2:33:51 PM PST by COBOL2Java (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.)
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To: vannrox
So the "caveman makes beer" story goes something like:

The caveman knows how to make bread using wild cereals. During this simple bread-making process the skies open up and it rains really hard. Realizing that the bread is ruined and would not satisfy his hunger, he leaves the soppy mixture in his cave and heads out to hunt mammoths.

The next day he returns, unsuccessful in his hunting trip and examines the ruined bread. He's very hungry at this point but decides another day of hunting would be better than eating the now disgusting mish-mash of sloppy cereals that was once his bread.

At some point the unsuccessful hunter is overcome by his hunger and succumbs to the bread, which is now a lumpy foul-smelling liquid.

It must have tasted terrible, but the caveman would have immediately recognized the wonderful buzz after his very first beer.

Thats the story, at least as it was told to me.
15 posted on 02/19/2004 2:39:50 PM PST by wesdale
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To: William Terrell
Does Ala still have that silly law where the beer caps have to have Ala printed on them? I moved away from there about 10 years ago so I'm not sure if it's still in effect. I remember when it passed...the choice in beer dropped by at least half overnight. Fortunately, I moved to Maine where there are oodles of microbreweries. Of course the taxes suc@, but hey... The Cave Creek Chili is interesting because every drink you take burns so you instinctively take another. The beer is finished in no time flat.
Cheers,
P.
16 posted on 02/19/2004 2:40:48 PM PST by pdunkin
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To: vannrox
bump for later...when I have a drink in hand...
17 posted on 02/19/2004 2:57:12 PM PST by sirshackleton
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To: sirshackleton
Me too...


18 posted on 02/19/2004 3:01:51 PM PST by Stars N Stripes (My baloney has a first name, it's h o m e r, my baloney has a second name it's h o m e r .......)
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To: vannrox

Laudanum, a tincture of alcohol and opium, was widely available as a cure-all in a population which almost never consulted a qualified medical practitioner.

If they would have consulted a qulaified medical practioner, they would either have been dispensed laudanum or the cure for laudanum addiction at the time, morphine.

19 posted on 02/19/2004 3:04:54 PM PST by JmyBryan
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To: CSM
I must have drank way too much. I have hair on my shoulders and back.

CG
20 posted on 02/19/2004 5:40:56 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I'm not stupid. I just act that way.)
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