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Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"
The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

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To: TruthNtegrity; eskimo; Brad's Gramma; ohioWfan; Fawnn; MJY1288
"A Typical Night on the Dose!!"

Enjoyed it, folks...MUD

BTW...eskimo, once you get yer posting privileges restored, yer welcome to debate over here instead of pesterin' the Daily Dosers!!

821 posted on 03/16/2004 6:18:06 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mia T; jla; Landru; FBD; sultan88; iceskater; blackie; xyz123; P8riot
"Why Hanoi Jean Kerry is Dangerous fer America!!"

Excellent work, Mia T...MUD

822 posted on 03/16/2004 8:13:11 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; stand watie; Physicist; dirtboy; Conspiracy Guy; backhoe; Taxman
Workplace Vocabulary:

BLAMESTORMING:
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER:
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS:
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY:
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CUBE FARM:
An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING:
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

MOUSE POTATO:
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMs:
Single Income, Two Children,Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

STRESS PUPPY:
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

XEROX SUBSIDY:
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE:
The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

404:
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND:
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

CROP DUSTING:
Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING

STRESS MASTER:
A person who thrives on causing stress in their co-workers.

LOL...MUD
823 posted on 03/16/2004 8:23:47 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
All good terms. LOL
824 posted on 03/16/2004 8:33:28 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Proud to be among the most hated Freepers at DU. Boo Troll !)
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To: Mudboy Slim
John F'n Kerry is a lying traitor.!

We are winning ~ the bad guys are losing ~ trolls, terrorists, democrats and the mainstream media are sad ~ very sad!

~~ Bush/Cheney 2004 ~~

825 posted on 03/16/2004 8:33:31 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
thx. ;)

The second in the series is in the works.

Kerry's Fatal(clinton)Error

(viewing movie requires Flash Player 6, available HERE)

johnkerryisdangerousforamerica.blogspot.com
 
 

826 posted on 03/16/2004 8:50:19 AM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: prairiebreeze; ohioWfan
"Kerry Campaign Imploding?!"

"As Kerry was shaking hands with people in the crowd, Porter stood in his line of sight holding her sign. "Then it happened," Porter detailed to LifeNews.com. "[Kerry] reached up to shake a hand in the back and his eyes went up to my sign. He read it and then he looked into the crowd to see who was holding it -- and he looked me directly in the eyes." She added to LifeNews.com, "I hope he saw my pain. I was not angry, just pleading with him to understand. You could see the shock and surprise on his face."

Yet moments later, Porter saw a Kerry campaign staffer approach her and yanked the sign out of her hands. "You can't have that sign here," the staffer told Porter, according to LifeNews.com. The Kerry campaign staffer took the sign and "tore it to pieces" before quickly retreating. "He wouldn't even let me have the pieces," Porter told LifeNews.com."

SHEEEESH...nice folks...MUD

827 posted on 03/16/2004 10:17:19 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: blackie
"Projecting forwards, FR should have at least 150,000 by Election 2004, maybe closer to 175,000, or more as growth tends to be non-linear."

I've got a fund-raiser suggestion...the FReeperIntern Program!! I say monthly donors deserve more FReeper Rights than Lurkers and FReepLoaders, so each $10/monther gets to Intern a new FReeper each month ($5/monthers git one every two months). It could be yer spouse, yer crazy Lib'ral Uncle, or El Rushbo hisself, but you gotta know the person in Real-Life and their email address, but then you are sorta responsible fer helpin' that fledgling FReeper along fer a month while they are on FReeper probation...LOL!! When you select yer FReeperInternCandidate, you will be able to download a SpecialFReeperInternCertificate that you can frame and give to yer new FRiend as a cherished gift...then introduce them around. Like I said, only MonthlyDonors are allowed this new privilege, and if you keep bringin' in deadbeats, we'll revoke yer InternPrivileges!!

There's more to this than I have time to git into, but I figger we can add 12 new FReepers fer every $10/monther and 6 new FReepers fer every $5/monther, annually, and so on...and so on...and so on....MUD

828 posted on 03/16/2004 10:54:15 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru; Mudboy Slim; sultan88; MeekOneGOP
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

THANK YOU!!! :-)


Now form an orderly queue, I'm giving out Birthday kisses! *LOL* (And I've 32 to give out this year! *URGH!*)


829 posted on 03/16/2004 11:16:17 AM PST by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Ya can't have too many FReepers ~ Go MUD! :):)
830 posted on 03/16/2004 11:16:21 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Cyber-Band
"'PASSION' RISING TOWARDS BOX OFFICE HISTORY!!"

"'The Passion of the Christ', the movie that film superstar Mel Gibson personally financed because no studio thought it was commerically viable, could become the highest grossing film in history. By the end of business Sunday, the story of Jesus final hours had grossed $264.5 million in the United States and Canada. The film opened on Ash Wednesday, February 25. 'If The Passion continues on this trajectory, it is possible for it to surpass Star Wars ($461 million) and Titanic ($600.8 million) as the domestic box office champion of all time,' said Paul Dergarabedian of Exhibitor Relations Inc, which tracks film revenue.'"

FReegards...MUD

831 posted on 03/16/2004 12:00:30 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Happygal

832 posted on 03/16/2004 12:07:50 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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To: Landru; sultan88; jla; conservativemusician; FBD; BOBTHENAILER; MurryMom
"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties're stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin', when we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away. She slipped away.

The RightWing needs FReepin', when I hear that old song they used to play (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The LeftWing's reelin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away !!

Gettin' there...MUD

833 posted on 03/16/2004 1:15:01 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: joanie-f
"Blame Spain Fer the Next Terrorist Attack!!"

"The truth is that the fate of the world rests in the willingness of the American people to stand behind their President … no matter his domestic failings … at this critically pivotal moment in history."

This is a strong new stand fer you, ma'am...while I agree that we would be doing our servicemen and women a disservice by making Hanoi Jean Kerry their new Commander-in-Chief, I believe it is equally important that the RightWing DEMAND a more Fiscally-Conservative second term than we got from Dubyuh in his first term!!

"It’s the sixties all over again. And this brand of déjà vu is not a reason for optimism."

I totally disagree, my FRiend...this battle was waged in '68 and '72, and Nixon won big despite being a dreadful BigGuv'ment RINO before RINOs were named and castigated!! Hanoi Jean's a supremely-FLAWED candidate and absolutely perfectly-cast as the EffeteElitist who usedta talk smack about our Military!! He cannot escape from his past, and the Right should relish this opportunity to discredit the validity of the 60's Socialist by defeating the LeftWing's standard-bearer in the upcoming campaign!! We should be lickin' our chops, rarin' to go!!

"When we abandoned Vietnam, we handed southeast Asia over to totalitarian rule. If we abandon our resolve to battle terrorism at its source, not just a portion of a continent will fall prey to men who seek to subjugate other men. All of humanity will be dealt a deadly blow."

America's not about to shirk its duty, no matter what Hanoi Jean and his ragtag group of supporters want.

"President Reagan prophetically called America the ‘last best hope for humanity’. The American people had better heed his words (with sufficient emphasis on ‘last’). President Bush, and Tony Blair, appear to be the only world leaders who seems to comprehend that terrorism thrives on weakness, appeasement and capitulation. If the American people fall prey to the well-crafted words of the socialist/globalist democrat presidential candidate, and choose the path that will inevitably lead to Vietnam II, we will have erased all hope for humanity and we will have acquiesced to the eventual destruction of western civilization."

Ain't gonna happen, my FRiend, we shan't make the same mistake this time around!!

"Terrorists and socialists embrace several common beliefs: a disdain for the sanctity of individual life and individual liberty. One group is simply more honest and overt in its expression of disdain. Terrorists worldwide, and the socialist/democrat machine in Washington, will be working hand-in-hand over the next eight months – if not physically, then at least ideologically -- to unseat the one man who stands in the way of their success. Terrorists define success as the eradication of human liberty, and bringing the west to its knees. American socialists/democrats define success as the realization of the socialist experiment and the amassing of power for the elite, who are the only ones capable of seeing that experiment to its proper implementation."

Well said...

"There has never been a more critical crossroads in the history of this planet than will occur this November in America."

We say that every four years, don't we?!

FReegards...MUD

834 posted on 03/16/2004 1:38:14 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
FREEPIN' KERRY. I love it.
835 posted on 03/16/2004 1:59:19 PM PST by BOBTHENAILER (One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do, but we're gonna getcha)
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To: Mudboy Slim; MJY1288; TruthNtegrity; eskimo
"A Typical Night on the Dose!!"

As I've said before, you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't pee in the wind, and you don't make anti-Bush comments in the Daily Dose Thread!

eskimo was out of line IMHO.

836 posted on 03/16/2004 3:11:20 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: Happygal
"I'm giving out Birthday kisses!"

It IS a great day! Hope it's been good for you, kiddo!

837 posted on 03/16/2004 3:33:14 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: sultan88; Landru
Yeah! I've had a great night! Out with my friends.

We went to one of our local bars. There's a real old timer there called Peonie (he's in his 80's and has a step up to his stool by the bar, where he puffs away on his pipe for the night). Well when I walked in Poenie did his usual...Got a big bell from behind the bar..and said..'Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a birthday in our midst' and then led a chorus of Happy Birthday for me.

Suffice it to say, I didn't buy a drink for the night!

(And TOMORROW is St. Patrick's Day!!!! I think I've aged a decade in the last four hours! *L*)
838 posted on 03/16/2004 6:06:27 PM PST by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)
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To: sultan88
How are things tonight?
839 posted on 03/16/2004 6:13:28 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red ,white and blue!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; Landru
Going well, thanks, Betsy. Can't wait for the Big Tournament to start on Thursday. It will take my mind off my problems and politics for a little while. LOL!

I am secretly rooting for Wisconsin, although they play Richmond the first round. The Wisconsin coach, Bo Ryan, was a college dormmate of mine for two years.

840 posted on 03/16/2004 8:19:46 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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