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Suckers, You're DOOMED [But I'm zotted]
Myzelf | today | Coen

Posted on 02/24/2004 4:42:52 AM PST by FoXyLiZ

Edited on 02/24/2004 4:47:34 AM PST by Lead Moderator. [history]

We're DOOMED


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To: FoXyLiZ
Hi Moby! Your music sucks, by the way.
2 posted on 02/24/2004 4:43:52 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan
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To: FoXyLiZ
Thanks for stopping by.
3 posted on 02/24/2004 4:44:13 AM PST by Glenn (What were you thinking, Al?)
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To: FoXyLiZ; Admin Moderator

4 posted on 02/24/2004 4:44:53 AM PST by martin_fierro (Phat Tuesday!)
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To: FoXyLiZ
Good gravy.
5 posted on 02/24/2004 4:44:53 AM PST by Types_with_Fist
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To: FoXyLiZ
Buh - bye!!!!!!!!
6 posted on 02/24/2004 4:45:00 AM PST by Gabz (The tobacco industry doesn't fund smokers - they don't care about their customers)
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To: FoXyLiZ
C-ya, Adolf...
7 posted on 02/24/2004 4:45:05 AM PST by TomServo ("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
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To: Glenn
Wow...someone made a big mistake of too much coffee and crack this morning.
8 posted on 02/24/2004 4:45:10 AM PST by Neets
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To: FoXyLiZ
'Don't hate me now, I'm just mentally disturbed.'

That's all ya had to say.

9 posted on 02/24/2004 4:45:26 AM PST by CoolGuyVic (Bush or Kerry? Guillotine or Firing Squad? Rap or Country?)
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To: martin_fierro
Seems the kitties will be working early today!!!!
10 posted on 02/24/2004 4:45:46 AM PST by Gabz (The tobacco industry doesn't fund smokers - they don't care about their customers)
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To: FoXyLiZ
that's dynamic IP for you
11 posted on 02/24/2004 4:46:37 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (Remember, God made you special and He loves you very much!)
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To: FoXyLiZ
Bye bye and good riddance.
12 posted on 02/24/2004 4:46:41 AM PST by mplsconservative
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To: FoXyLiZ
Escaped from the DUmp, have you?
14 posted on 02/24/2004 4:47:22 AM PST by Snowy (Run Ralph, Run!)
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To: FoXyLiZ


buh bye
15 posted on 02/24/2004 4:47:29 AM PST by boxerblues (If you can read this.. Thank a Teacher..If you can read this in English ..Thank a US Soldier)
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To: FoXyLiZ
You are just mentally disturbed.
16 posted on 02/24/2004 4:48:00 AM PST by Neets (In favor of liberating Iraq, and opposed to it. And that's just one senator from Massachusetts.)
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To: FoXyLiZ
Ah. Obviously one of Liberty Forum's top posters.
17 posted on 02/24/2004 4:48:09 AM PST by In_25_words_or_less
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To: Lead Moderator
This account was apparently hijacked. Her former postings aren't at all like this one.

She needs to watch who she lets near her computer.

18 posted on 02/24/2004 4:49:10 AM PST by ovrtaxt (I'll start watching NASCAR when they start running figure 8s.)
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To: ovrtaxt
No, her computer wasn't hijacked. She was what we call a poser. One of the moderators here, back on the 6th, noted the probability.

They think they are clever, but they are not. They are just plain lame.

19 posted on 02/24/2004 4:53:00 AM PST by Lead Moderator
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To: ovrtaxt
Some really sick pimply faced outcast middleschooler must have been allowed too close to the computer.I hope its parents seek help.
20 posted on 02/24/2004 4:54:32 AM PST by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
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To: 185JHP; 4mycountry; aculeus; Admin Moderator; al baby; always paddle your own canoe; amom; ...
We're DOOMED.
21 posted on 02/24/2004 4:54:48 AM PST by Lead Moderator
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Gone before I could sing this to them.

Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)

1st Verse

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!

2nd Verse

When I get to Zot City,
Think I’ll do me some trollin.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away while I’m rolling.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
Tow Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.

Conspiracy Guy and International American 2/20/04
22 posted on 02/24/2004 4:57:41 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
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To: FoXyLiZ; MEG33; dubyaismypresident; 4mycountry; Pan_Yans Wife; Charlie OK; E Rocc; ...
Early morning TROLL ping!!
23 posted on 02/24/2004 4:57:45 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (WARNING! DumbocRATs never met a tax increase they didn't like.)
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To: Lead Moderator
Lamer than lame.
24 posted on 02/24/2004 4:59:45 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: FoXyLiZ; dighton
"Don't hate me now, I'm just mentally disturbed."

OFFICER KRUPKE(West Side Story)

ACTION: See, those cops, they believe everythin’ they read in the papers about us cruddy JD’s. So, that’s what we give ‘em … somethin’ to believe in.

SNOWBOY (as Officer Krupke): Hey, you!

ACTION: Who, me, Officer Krupke?

SNOWBOY: Yeah, you! Give me one good reason for not draggin’ you down to the stationhouse, ya punk!

ACTION: Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, ya gotta understand, it’s just our bringing-upke that gets us out of hand. Our mothers all are junkies, our fathers all are drunks: golly Moses, naturally we’re punks.

JETS: Gee, Officer Krupke, we’re very upset. We never had the love that every child ought to get. We ain’t no delinquents, we’re misunderstood. Deep down inside us there is good.

ACTION: There is good!

JETS: There is good, there is good, there is untapped good; like, inside the worst of us is good.

SNOWBOY: That’s a touchin’ good story.

ACTION: Let me tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge!

ACTION: Dear kindly Judge, Your Honor: my parents treat me rough. With all their marijuana, they won’t give me a puff. They didn’t want to have me, but somehow I was had: leapin’ lizards, that’s why I’m so bad.

JUDGE: Right! Officer Krupke, you’re really a square. This boy don’t need a judge, he needs an analyst’s care. It’s just his neuroses that ought to be curbed. He’s psychologically disturbed!

ACTION: I’m disturbed!

JETS: We’re disturbed, we’re disturbed, we’re the most disturbed; like, we’re psychologically disturbed!

JUDGE: Hear ye, hear ye: in the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he ain’t had a normal home.

ACTION: Hey, I’m depraved on account of I’m deprived!

JUDGE: So, take him to a head-shrinker.

ACTION: My daddy beats my mommy. My mommy clobbers me. My grandpa is a commie. My grandma pushes tea. My sister wears a moustache. My brother wears a dress. Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess.

HEAD-SHRINKER: Yes! Officer Krupke, he shouldn’t be here. This boy don’t need a couch, he needs a useful career. Society’s played him a terrible trick, and, sociologically, he’s sick.

ACTION: I am sick!

JETS: We are sick, we are sick, we are sick sick sick; like, we’re sociologically sick!

HEAD-SHRINKER: In my opinion, this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease.

ACTION: Hey, I’ve got a social disease!

HEAD-SHRINKER: So take him to a social worker.

ACTION: Dear kindly social worker, they tell me get a job; like be a soda-jerker, which means like be a slob. It’s not I’m anti-social, I’m only anti-work; glorie-osky, that’s why I’m a jerk!

SOCIAL WORKER: Yechh! Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job, he needs a year in the pen. It ain’t just a question of misunderstood: deep down inside him, he’s no good!

ACTION: I’m no good!

JETS: We’re no good, we’re no good, we’re no earthly good; like the best of us is no damn good!

JUDGE: The trouble is he’s lazy!

HEAD-SHRINKER: The trouble is he drinks!

SOCIAL WORKER: The trouble is he’s crazy!

JUDGE: The trouble is he stinks!

HEAD-SHRINKER: The trouble is he’s growing!

SOCIAL WORKER: The trouble is he’s grown!

ALL: Krupke, we’ve got troubles of our own!

JETS: Officer Krupke, we’re down on our knees …

ACTION: … ‘cause no one wants a fella with a social disease!

JETS: Hey, Officer Krupke, what are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke, krup you!

25 posted on 02/24/2004 5:00:24 AM PST by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: Arrowhead1952
#20 is my contribution....sick puppy wrote this one.Why can't they be funny?I've had one funny spam mail.."Osama captured thru love slave with implant device."
26 posted on 02/24/2004 5:01:20 AM PST by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
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To: FoXyLiZ; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; jriemer; Constitution Day; harpseal; mhking; ..

Going to be a busy day zotting, folks!

27 posted on 02/24/2004 5:01:27 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Outlaw the NEA! Peace through superior bandwidth & firepower!)
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To: MEG33
Hey Moby Troll FoXyLiZ


28 posted on 02/24/2004 5:02:29 AM PST by Ragirl (Vote in '04 ! Those who sit on their hands end up with poop on them. johnfkerrysucks.com coming soon)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Dang! Missed all the fun. I knew I shouldn't have hit the snooze button.
29 posted on 02/24/2004 5:03:43 AM PST by WayneM (Cut the KRAP (Karl Rove Amnesty Plan). Call your elected officials and say "NO!!")
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Gone before I could sing this to them. Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)

...it was a Beach Boys'classic. :D

30 posted on 02/24/2004 5:04:33 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: BlueLancer
I love that!
31 posted on 02/24/2004 5:05:29 AM PST by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
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To: skinkinthegrass
I think it was Jan and Dean. But I know Brian Wilson wrote a couple of songs for them.

CG
32 posted on 02/24/2004 5:08:05 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Going to be a busy day zotting, folks!

hahaha..."an zotting, we'll shall go, an zotting...." :)

33 posted on 02/24/2004 5:09:12 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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Boy. That was a quick response!!

Posted on 02/24/2004 7:42:52 AM EST by FoXyLiZ
Edited on 02/24/2004 7:47:34 AM EST by Lead Moderator. [history]

34 posted on 02/24/2004 5:09:57 AM PST by syriacus (Kerry's on the record saying he chose the swift boat assignment because he thought it would be safer)
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To: FoXyLiZ
Hi FoXyLiZ

PrEtTy CoLoRs

35 posted on 02/24/2004 5:11:52 AM PST by Flyer (Don't abandon our military - Re-elect President Bush!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I think it was Jan and Dean.

your right, I was thinkin' Surfin' Safari, surfin' USA and the best 'fer last, Surfer Girl.

36 posted on 02/24/2004 5:14:35 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: skinkinthegrass
I love Beach Boys' harmony. Surfer Girl and In My Room are their best two Harmony songs.

CG
37 posted on 02/24/2004 5:16:39 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Two Zots for every Troll! If only it could be...

How'd you know I was such a big Jan & Dean fan? Sounds like...a conspiracy!
38 posted on 02/24/2004 5:19:48 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
I know mush because I watch, listen, and learn. Then I forget. Maybe I'll do a, Little Ol Lady From Pasadena spoof too.

CG
39 posted on 02/24/2004 5:23:03 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
If a troll says something in the woods and there are no freepers there, is he still wrong?

40 posted on 02/24/2004 5:24:09 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan (Michigan ROCKS! A petosky stone is a good example)
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To: FoXyLiZ
Troll Bake: this is your brain on liberalism.


41 posted on 02/24/2004 5:25:55 AM PST by Professional Engineer (We're going to Mars & Venus & Titan & Saturn and then on to Jupiter and Uranus.~Yeeeeeeaaaaaahh!)
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To: FoXyLiZ

"It's time to play 'Hit the Pinata', troll."

42 posted on 02/24/2004 5:31:41 AM PST by Jonah Hex (Another day, another DU troll.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; MEG33
Going to be a busy day zotting, folks!

More like seven months and a few days..... Guess John F'ing Kerry finally learned how to use a computer to post something on FR.

43 posted on 02/24/2004 5:32:19 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (WARNING! DumbocRATs never met a tax increase they didn't like.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
LOL!
44 posted on 02/24/2004 5:33:35 AM PST by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
seksually frustrated

German? Arab?
We live in interesting times.
Sorry, PC crowd; all cultures are not equal.

45 posted on 02/24/2004 5:34:16 AM PST by Publius6961 (40% of Californians are as dumb as a sack of rocks.)
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To: Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; dighton; Grampa Dave; ...
More proof that Moby is actually a spaceman.
46 posted on 02/24/2004 5:34:43 AM PST by mhking
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To: FoXyLiZ
So I guess that Dynamic IP thing didn't work out for you....




LOL!   ROFL!   @   ROFLOL! @   @   @   LOL!
                    *sigh*

47 posted on 02/24/2004 5:41:36 AM PST by TaxRelief (What are you doing Nov. 2nd? Take a vacation day and come watch the polls!)
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To: FoXyLiZ
Ride the lightning!
48 posted on 02/24/2004 5:42:40 AM PST by Constitution Day (NLC™)
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To: Lead Moderator
That original was probably one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
49 posted on 02/24/2004 5:44:10 AM PST by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
We're DOOMED, doomed, Doomed!
50 posted on 02/24/2004 5:49:14 AM PST by Petronski (John Kerry looks like . . . like . . . weakness.)
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