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Suckers, You're DOOMED [But I'm zotted]
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Posted on 02/24/2004 4:42:52 AM PST by FoXyLiZ
Edited on 02/24/2004 4:47:34 AM PST by Lead Moderator.
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We're DOOMED
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
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Comment #1 Removed by Moderator
To: FoXyLiZ
Hi Moby! Your music sucks, by the way.
To: FoXyLiZ
Thanks for stopping by.
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:44:13 AM PST
by
Glenn
(What were you thinking, Al?)
To: FoXyLiZ; Admin Moderator
4
posted on
02/24/2004 4:44:53 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Phat Tuesday!)
To: FoXyLiZ
Good gravy.
To: FoXyLiZ
Buh - bye!!!!!!!!
6
posted on
02/24/2004 4:45:00 AM PST
by
Gabz
(The tobacco industry doesn't fund smokers - they don't care about their customers)
To: FoXyLiZ
C-ya, Adolf...
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:45:05 AM PST
by
TomServo
("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
To: Glenn
Wow...someone made a big mistake of too much coffee and crack this morning.
8
posted on
02/24/2004 4:45:10 AM PST
by
Neets
To: FoXyLiZ
'Don't hate me now, I'm just mentally disturbed.' That's all ya had to say.
9
posted on
02/24/2004 4:45:26 AM PST
by
CoolGuyVic
(Bush or Kerry? Guillotine or Firing Squad? Rap or Country?)
To: martin_fierro
Seems the kitties will be working early today!!!!
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:45:46 AM PST
by
Gabz
(The tobacco industry doesn't fund smokers - they don't care about their customers)
To: FoXyLiZ
that's dynamic IP for you
11
posted on
02/24/2004 4:46:37 AM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(Remember, God made you special and He loves you very much!)
To: FoXyLiZ
Bye bye and good riddance.
Comment #13 Removed by Moderator
To: FoXyLiZ
Escaped from the DUmp, have you?
14
posted on
02/24/2004 4:47:22 AM PST
by
Snowy
(Run Ralph, Run!)
To: FoXyLiZ
buh bye
15
posted on
02/24/2004 4:47:29 AM PST
by
boxerblues
(If you can read this.. Thank a Teacher..If you can read this in English ..Thank a US Soldier)
To: FoXyLiZ
You are just mentally disturbed.
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:48:00 AM PST
by
Neets
(In favor of liberating Iraq, and opposed to it. And that's just one senator from Massachusetts.)
To: FoXyLiZ
Ah. Obviously one of Liberty Forum's top posters.
To: Lead Moderator
This account was apparently hijacked. Her former postings aren't at all like this one.
She needs to watch who she lets near her computer.
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:49:10 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(I'll start watching NASCAR when they start running figure 8s.)
To: ovrtaxt
No, her computer wasn't hijacked. She was what we call a poser. One of the moderators here, back on the 6th, noted the probability.
They think they are clever, but they are not. They are just plain lame.
To: ovrtaxt
Some really sick pimply faced outcast middleschooler must have been allowed too close to the computer.I hope its parents seek help.
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:54:32 AM PST
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
To: 185JHP; 4mycountry; aculeus; Admin Moderator; al baby; always paddle your own canoe; amom; ...
We're DOOMED.
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Gone before I could sing this to them.
Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)
1st Verse
I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.
Chorus
And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
2nd Verse
When I get to Zot City,
Think I’ll do me some trollin.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away while I’m rolling.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.
Chorus
And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
Tow Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.
Conspiracy Guy and International American 2/20/04
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:57:41 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
To: FoXyLiZ; MEG33; dubyaismypresident; 4mycountry; Pan_Yans Wife; Charlie OK; E Rocc; ...
Early morning TROLL ping!! 
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:57:45 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(WARNING! DumbocRATs never met a tax increase they didn't like.)
To: Lead Moderator
Lamer than lame.
To: FoXyLiZ; dighton
"Don't hate me now, I'm just mentally disturbed."OFFICER KRUPKE(West Side Story)
ACTION: See, those cops, they believe everythin’ they read in the papers about us cruddy JD’s. So, that’s what we give ‘em … somethin’ to believe in.
SNOWBOY (as Officer Krupke): Hey, you!
ACTION: Who, me, Officer Krupke?
SNOWBOY: Yeah, you! Give me one good reason for not draggin’ you down to the stationhouse, ya punk!
ACTION: Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, ya gotta understand, it’s just our bringing-upke that gets us out of hand. Our mothers all are junkies, our fathers all are drunks: golly Moses, naturally we’re punks.
JETS: Gee, Officer Krupke, we’re very upset. We never had the love that every child ought to get. We ain’t no delinquents, we’re misunderstood. Deep down inside us there is good.
ACTION: There is good!
JETS: There is good, there is good, there is untapped good; like, inside the worst of us is good.
SNOWBOY: That’s a touchin’ good story.
ACTION: Let me tell it to the world!
SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge!
ACTION: Dear kindly Judge, Your Honor: my parents treat me rough. With all their marijuana, they won’t give me a puff. They didn’t want to have me, but somehow I was had: leapin’ lizards, that’s why I’m so bad.
JUDGE: Right! Officer Krupke, you’re really a square. This boy don’t need a judge, he needs an analyst’s care. It’s just his neuroses that ought to be curbed. He’s psychologically disturbed!
ACTION: I’m disturbed!
JETS: We’re disturbed, we’re disturbed, we’re the most disturbed; like, we’re psychologically disturbed!
JUDGE: Hear ye, hear ye: in the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he ain’t had a normal home.
ACTION: Hey, I’m depraved on account of I’m deprived!
JUDGE: So, take him to a head-shrinker.
ACTION: My daddy beats my mommy. My mommy clobbers me. My grandpa is a commie. My grandma pushes tea. My sister wears a moustache. My brother wears a dress. Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess.
HEAD-SHRINKER: Yes! Officer Krupke, he shouldn’t be here. This boy don’t need a couch, he needs a useful career. Society’s played him a terrible trick, and, sociologically, he’s sick.
ACTION: I am sick!
JETS: We are sick, we are sick, we are sick sick sick; like, we’re sociologically sick!
HEAD-SHRINKER: In my opinion, this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease.
ACTION: Hey, I’ve got a social disease!
HEAD-SHRINKER: So take him to a social worker.
ACTION: Dear kindly social worker, they tell me get a job; like be a soda-jerker, which means like be a slob. It’s not I’m anti-social, I’m only anti-work; glorie-osky, that’s why I’m a jerk!
SOCIAL WORKER: Yechh! Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job, he needs a year in the pen. It ain’t just a question of misunderstood: deep down inside him, he’s no good!
ACTION: I’m no good!
JETS: We’re no good, we’re no good, we’re no earthly good; like the best of us is no damn good!
JUDGE: The trouble is he’s lazy!
HEAD-SHRINKER: The trouble is he drinks!
SOCIAL WORKER: The trouble is he’s crazy!
JUDGE: The trouble is he stinks!
HEAD-SHRINKER: The trouble is he’s growing!
SOCIAL WORKER: The trouble is he’s grown!
ALL: Krupke, we’ve got troubles of our own!
JETS: Officer Krupke, we’re down on our knees …
ACTION: … ‘cause no one wants a fella with a social disease!
JETS: Hey, Officer Krupke, what are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke, krup you!
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:00:24 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: Arrowhead1952
#20 is my contribution....sick puppy wrote this one.Why can't they be funny?I've had one funny spam mail.."Osama captured thru love slave with implant device."
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:01:20 AM PST
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
To: FoXyLiZ; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; jriemer; Constitution Day; harpseal; mhking; ..
Going to be a busy day zotting, folks!
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:01:27 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Outlaw the NEA! Peace through superior bandwidth & firepower!)
To: MEG33
Hey Moby Troll FoXyLiZ
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:02:29 AM PST
by
Ragirl
(Vote in '04 ! Those who sit on their hands end up with poop on them. johnfkerrysucks.com coming soon)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Dang! Missed all the fun. I knew I shouldn't have hit the snooze button.
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:03:43 AM PST
by
WayneM
(Cut the KRAP (Karl Rove Amnesty Plan). Call your elected officials and say "NO!!")
To: Conspiracy Guy
Gone before I could sing this to them. Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)...it was a Beach Boys'classic. :D
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:04:33 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: BlueLancer
I love that!
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:05:29 AM PST
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
To: skinkinthegrass
I think it was Jan and Dean. But I know Brian Wilson wrote a couple of songs for them.
CG
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:08:05 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Going to be a busy day zotting, folks! hahaha..."an zotting, we'll shall go, an zotting...." :)
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:09:12 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
Boy. That was a quick response!!
Posted on 02/24/2004 7:42:52 AM EST by FoXyLiZ
Edited on 02/24/2004 7:47:34 AM EST by Lead Moderator. [history]
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:09:57 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Kerry's on the record saying he chose the swift boat assignment because he thought it would be safer)
To: FoXyLiZ
Hi FoXyLiZ
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:11:52 AM PST
by
Flyer
(Don't abandon our military - Re-elect President Bush!)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I think it was Jan and Dean.your right, I was thinkin' Surfin' Safari, surfin' USA and the best 'fer last, Surfer Girl.
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:14:35 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: skinkinthegrass
I love Beach Boys' harmony. Surfer Girl and In My Room are their best two Harmony songs.
CG
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:16:39 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Two Zots for every Troll! If only it could be...
How'd you know I was such a big Jan & Dean fan? Sounds like...a conspiracy!
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
I know mush because I watch, listen, and learn. Then I forget. Maybe I'll do a, Little Ol Lady From Pasadena spoof too.
CG
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:23:03 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
If a troll says something in the woods and there are no freepers there, is he still wrong?
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:24:09 AM PST
by
MaryFromMichigan
(Michigan ROCKS! A petosky stone is a good example)
To: FoXyLiZ
Troll Bake: this is your brain on liberalism.
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:25:55 AM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(We're going to Mars & Venus & Titan & Saturn and then on to Jupiter and Uranus.~Yeeeeeeaaaaaahh!)
To: FoXyLiZ
"It's time to play 'Hit the Pinata', troll."
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:31:41 AM PST
by
Jonah Hex
(Another day, another DU troll.)
To: Fierce Allegiance; MEG33
Going to be a busy day zotting, folks!More like seven months and a few days..... Guess John F'ing Kerry finally learned how to use a computer to post something on FR.
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:32:19 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(WARNING! DumbocRATs never met a tax increase they didn't like.)
To: Arrowhead1952
LOL!
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:33:35 AM PST
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
seksually frustrated German? Arab?
We live in interesting times.
Sorry, PC crowd; all cultures are not equal.
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:34:16 AM PST
by
Publius6961
(40% of Californians are as dumb as a sack of rocks.)
To: Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; dighton; Grampa Dave; ...
More proof that Moby is actually a spaceman.
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:34:43 AM PST
by
mhking
To: FoXyLiZ
So I guess that Dynamic IP thing didn't work out for you....
LOL! ROFL! @ ROFLOL! @ @ @ LOL!
*sigh*
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:41:36 AM PST
by
TaxRelief
(What are you doing Nov. 2nd? Take a vacation day and come watch the polls!)
To: FoXyLiZ
To: Lead Moderator
That original was probably one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:44:10 AM PST
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
We're DOOMED, doomed, Doomed!
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:49:14 AM PST
by
Petronski
(John Kerry looks like . . . like . . . weakness.)
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