(reprise) DFU SONG: Hooray for Hollywood (mocking Hollywood)

DFU SONG PARODIES archives | 2-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI- HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD

They suck in Hollywood…the leftist pinko scum in Hollywood
They’re really proud that they destroyed our culture…each money vulture
Laughs as he goes to the bank
They give opinions to all their minions
Who believe them when it’s the fans they thank

They suck in Hollywood…they’re so political in Hollywood
They claim compassion that is very phony…it’s all baloney
They covet each other’s wives
It’s T & A they’re grabbing…into backs they’re stabbing
They lead such scandalous lives

They suck in Hollywood…we’ve really heard enough from Hollywood
They play a role and then they’re testifying…but who’s relying
On what these airheads will say
They’re merely acting and fan attracting
Why do people give them the time of day?

They suck in Hollywood…how many breasts are real in Hollywood?
It’s for our planet that they say they’re caring…there’s no ride sharing
They’re in their own limousine
And as I watch them fake it...I'll no longer take it
They’re reading lines in a scene

[SamKeck]

Great lyrics, Doug. Are you sure you don't work with Phil Hendrie?

[AngrySpud]

" ... culture ... vulture"

You've just coined a new description of Liberals/Hollywood/Leftists: Culture Vultures. Well done.

[doug from upland]

Thanks. Nope, I don't work with Phil, but he actually read a letter on the air I wrote to him in January ---

My business in security. We protect the glazing in buildings around the world from terrorist bomb blasts. A suicide bomber will have about 30-35 pounds of explosives packed in around his crotch. It will be made of diesel fuel, fertilizer, and various types of shrapnel for maximum damage. He will be wearing an inordinate amount of perfume to disguise the smell. Here is a tip for you. If you are in a crowded area that might be a target and see a guy with a towel on his head who smells good --- RUN LIKE HELL!

[SelmaLee]

Well, I appreciate that last bit of advice Doug, but I'm not too happy to have that song running through my head! Your parody lyrics are terrific though.

[demnomo]

Another classic! What would FR be without you!

This song rates four smiles. :) :) :) :)

[doug from upland]

Well, I'll thank you four times. Some of your former colleagues in that town have really been destroying our culture, haven't they?

[demnomo]

Yup. It's their job. ;)

[doug from upland]

Perhaps you could sing this tomorrow.

[doug from upland]

pinging the song list

[doug from upland]

Penn, stick it. Robbins, stick it. Sarandon, stick it. Assner, stick it. Roberts, stick it. Redford, stick it. Babs, stick it. Farrell, stick it. You who support extreme environmental policies will each show up in your own gas guzzling limo. You who whine about a chill wind and blacklist only blacklist those to the right of your extreme ideology. All of you, just stick it!

[Happy2BMe]

My 1,000 Arabian Queer Nights at Gitmo!

Hollywood Elites Duck Iraq War Debate
By Jeff Gannon
GOPUSA News
March 11, 2003

WASHINGTON (GOPUSA News) -- Ten of Hollywood's loudest "anti-war" activists were recently invited to debate public policy and military experts about a war in Iraq, but none of them showed up. Frontiers of Freedom (FOF), a non-profit think tank, sponsored the event at the National Press Club. Invited to appear were George Clooney, Matt Damon, Mike Farrell, Janeane Garofolo, Ethan Hawke, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Martin Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and Uma Thurman.

"Six weeks ago we sent an open-ended invitation to these celebrities to appear at a fair and honest debate," said Jason Wright, Vice President of FOF.

"Most never responded at all -- those that did said no. It's one thing to exercise free speech, which we fully support, but when you command attention as they do it is shameful to rattle off inaccuracies and traditional liberal tripe then quickly bury your head in the sand when faced with opposition. In fact, it's shameful," Wright said.

FOF president George Landrith added that Hollywood claims war is never the answer, regardless of the threat. "To those who ask why we're picking on Hollywood, it's simple. They have power and influence on culture but no accountability. They are in a unique position to spout off whatever they like without a challenge. Hollywood stars have no expertise and no sense of history. They regurgitate talking points without a care," Landrith said.

Landrith continued, "As to the issue of Saddam himself, it's not that complicated. The only reason he is feigning cooperation and allowing the inspectors to return is that he does not want the U.S. armed forces to return."

Bob Bevelacqua, former U.S. Army Major and defense consultant, expressed disappointment that Hollywood was not represented at the debate. "I hoped to share with them details of a video I was shown recently in a high-level briefing at the Pentagon," Bevelacqua said.

"I've seen some pretty disgusting things but what I just saw in this video, which I hope will soon be made public, was shocking. Saddam uses rape rooms, keeps prep rooms for the rapists to prepare themselves, even tapes and then edits them to be sent to the families of the raped women. I would like to hear what Hollywood says about that. Bombs, nerve agents, and canisters are one thing, but when you attach faces, it's another story. Is action in Iraq just? It is absolutely just, and the time is now," Bevelacqua said.

Retired U.S. Navy Capt. Chuck Nash compared the situation in Iraq to a disease. "We have been treating this disease with over-the-counter measures. We must make a commitment to stop fighting the disease from afar. We must go to the center, and we must stop fighting the symptoms."

On the issue of human shields, Nash added that most of the young people have left Baghdad, determined not to put their lives at risk. "But over 300,000 other young men and women are in the area," he said. "They are courageously standing, honoring their commitment. United we should and must stand."

"There are a few great 'Hollywood Lies'," concluded Peter Hussey, a veteran of three administrations and a respected defense consultant. "One is that inspections work. Mike Farrell likes to say that the job of inspectors is to go and hunt for these weapons of mass destruction. Yet the latest United Nations resolutions call for Iraq to come clean without digging by the team of Hans Blix. They are not detectives."

"Another lie is Mike Farrell claiming that Iraq is not a threat. How can this be? Recently Saddam gave an interview revealing his goal to rule the region, dominate Israel, and get revenge on the U.S. for the Gulf War. This is not a threat? Look, if we are wrong this time it will be far worse than Kuwait, we will have terrorism with global reach. We must end the threat today," Hussey said.