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What a Dork! - Picture of Kerry "dashing" past his Secret Service detail (Caption this!)
AP/Pittsburgh Post Gazette ^
| Sunday, February 29, 2004
| Me - & AP Photo
Posted on 02/28/2004 9:31:00 PM PST by pittsburgh gop guy
Charles Krupa, Associated Press
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., dashes past his Secret Service detail while arriving for private meetings and fundraisers in San Francisco on Friday. If Kerry, or another Democrat, wants to defeat President Bush in Novermebr, that candidate will have to carry Pennsylvania.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; caption; dork; frenchfrykangaroo; kerry; maroon
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This picture came from an article in today's Pittsburgh Post Gazette. Kerry is such a dork. He always looks uncomfortable. It does not matter what he is doing, Kerry looks like a dork!
To: pittsburgh gop guy
I should have taken Immodium AD!
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posted on
02/28/2004 9:31:59 PM PST
by
chance33_98
(Check out profile page for banners, if you need one freepmail me and I will make one for you)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Now where did that intern go?
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posted on
02/28/2004 9:33:22 PM PST
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got!!!!)
To: chance33_98
LOL. Where will YOU be when diarhhea strikes....
To: chance33_98
I prefer:
To: chance33_98
ROFL!
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posted on
02/28/2004 9:34:07 PM PST
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got!!!!)
Comment #7 Removed by Moderator
To: pittsburgh gop guy
It does not matter what he is doing, Kerry looks like a dork!
To: Rhys Ifans
"Here I come, to save the day! Mighty Kerry is on the way!"
All that's missing is his cape.
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posted on
02/28/2004 9:36:30 PM PST
by
LADY J
To: pittsburgh gop guy
He can't wait to get to North Beach!
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posted on
02/28/2004 9:37:04 PM PST
by
claudiustg
(Go Sharon! Go Bush!)
To: hole_n_one
To: Texas Grandma
ping
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posted on
02/28/2004 9:38:38 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(Always finish what you st)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Keep on truckin', baby!
13
posted on
02/28/2004 9:40:10 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
Comment #14 Removed by Moderator
To: My2Cents
http://www.post-gazette.com/images2/20040229ap_kerryPJ01_230.jpg
in case the big pic link dies.
To: RichInOC
OK. Who forgot to use anti-static-cling on my socks?
To: pittsburgh gop guy
He doesn't even know how to eat a sandwich?
What a total dork!
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posted on
02/28/2004 9:49:45 PM PST
by
Bullish
To: Otto Krueger
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Nice puddle jumpers he's got on. He looks like a dork because he is a dork.
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posted on
02/28/2004 10:01:02 PM PST
by
mass55th
To: hole_n_one
Christopher Hitchens on MSNBC's Hardball was describing Kerry being asked about the subject of gay marriage:
"He looks like a dog being washed,
when this subject comes up."
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Nice clam diggers
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posted on
02/28/2004 10:04:54 PM PST
by
geege
To: mass55th
maybe someone more gifted with PhotoShop than I, could change the "NO STOPPING" on the sign to "DORK CROSSING"....
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Ok four things here.
1. There is a cone with R on it means he is running away from Republicans.
2. There is a no stopping sign. He should get a ticket for that for breaking a law
3. He really needs to work out his legs they are really foggy looking
4. These matrix guys are like what is this kangaroo doing.
To: pittsburgh gop guy
This picture reminds me of when I was a kid playing the 6 million dollar man
who of course was always in slow motion.
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posted on
02/28/2004 10:08:29 PM PST
by
CONSERVE
To: hole_n_one
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posted on
02/28/2004 10:14:29 PM PST
by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(Any day you wake up is a good day.)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Gotta Go Gotta Go Gotta Go Gotta Go....
Prunes Kerry on the Run
To: surelyclintonsbaddream
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posted on
02/28/2004 10:19:57 PM PST
by
scott7278
("FR will NOT be used to help replace Bush with a Democrat." -- Jim Robinson, 2/01/04)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Kerry is such a dork. He always looks uncomfortable. It does not matter what he is doing, Kerry looks like a dork!And articles like this only make the two beltway parties look like some juvenile, high school student body election.
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posted on
02/28/2004 10:26:16 PM PST
by
Joe Hadenuf
(I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
(click the pic!)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Looks like he's about to do the "white-man's overbite".
To: pittsburgh gop guy
amazing they have the subliminal message of "no stopping" him.
I wonder what dirty trick pictures they will have of Bush?
To: pittsburgh gop guy
First there was the hilarious attempt to catch a football, and now this; Ketchup Boy is having a tougher time than usual this weekend trying to hide his latent dork tendencies. Does anyone have a picture to post of that time when Lurch achieved the Perfect State of Complete Dorkitude? I'm referring to the Tonight Show appearance, of course. He sure looked like a bad ass on that Harley.... NOT!
To: I'm ALL Right!
Why did the Kerry cross the road?
To: codyjacksmom
To appease the other side--HEY!
To: codyjacksmom
"Why did the Kerry cross the road?"
Bill and Hillary Clinton and his wife,Tuareeeeeeeeesaaaaa, told him too.
To: chance33_98
Damned if I didn't have the same reaction...........lol.
To: pittsburgh gop guy
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posted on
02/28/2004 10:48:47 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG - ret)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Hahaha! Your title is priceless on its own "What a dork" --- LMS!
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posted on
02/28/2004 10:52:22 PM PST
by
onyx
To: Delta 21
LOL that should read welcome to WAL-MART
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posted on
02/28/2004 11:14:41 PM PST
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
(And being in an agony he prayed more earnestly: and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood)
To: Dan Evans
Christopher Hitchens on MSNBC's Hardball was describing Kerry being asked about the subject of gay marriage:
"He looks like a dog being washed,
when this subject comes up."
ROFL!
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posted on
02/28/2004 11:27:21 PM PST
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got!!!!)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
"Hey guys... gotta run, I just spotted a rich widow!"
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posted on
02/29/2004 1:35:07 AM PST
by
FormerACLUmember
(Man rises to greatness if greatness is expected of him)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:23:41 AM PST
by
Bobber58
(whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
"doo-doo-doo-do-doo-doo-do-doo-doo-
doo-do-doo-do-doo-do-doo..."DO THE HUSTLE"
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:27:11 AM PST
by
Bobber58
(whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
To: pittsburgh gop guy
ih oh ih oh lallallalal
To: hole_n_one
Was that supposed to be his Kennedy football pose? He already screwed up the Gore kiss. LOL
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posted on
02/29/2004 3:34:28 AM PST
by
#3Fan
(Kerry to POW-MIA activists: "You'll wish you'd never been born.". Link on my homepage.)
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posted on
02/29/2004 3:35:21 AM PST
by
Consort
To: pittsburgh gop guy
"Oh no, here come those Viet Vets Against Kerry again, let's get the hell out of here!"
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posted on
02/29/2004 3:38:48 AM PST
by
#3Fan
(Kerry to POW-MIA activists: "You'll wish you'd never been born.". Link on my homepage.)
To: hole_n_one
John keep yours eyes open!
John catch with your hands not your arms!
This friggin kid will never make the team.
To: pittsburgh gop guy
Secret Service Guy in the left side of the picture: "Hey Grandma, can you pick it up a little? We're in kind of a hurry!"
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posted on
02/29/2004 3:59:46 AM PST
by
Blue Eyes
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
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posted on
02/29/2004 4:01:25 AM PST
by
Dallas59
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