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What a Dork! - Picture of Kerry "dashing" past his Secret Service detail (Caption this!)
AP/Pittsburgh Post Gazette ^ | Sunday, February 29, 2004 | Me - & AP Photo

Posted on 02/28/2004 9:31:00 PM PST by pittsburgh gop guy


Charles Krupa, Associated Press

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., dashes past his Secret Service detail while arriving for private meetings and fundraisers in San Francisco on Friday. If Kerry, or another Democrat, wants to defeat President Bush in Novermebr, that candidate will have to carry Pennsylvania.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; caption; dork; frenchfrykangaroo; kerry; maroon
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To: pittsburgh gop guy

"I prefer Swiss Cheese on my Philadelphia cheesesteak"

51 posted on 02/29/2004 4:24:08 AM PST by Born Conservative (Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Run her home for me, would you? Then pick up my nooner.
52 posted on 02/29/2004 4:26:43 AM PST by mewzilla
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To: longtermmemmory
GMTA, wouldn't put it past them that the pose was staged! But whatever they try, you just can't remove the dorkiness from the guy...
53 posted on 02/29/2004 6:38:32 AM PST by mikrofon
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To: Consort
LOL
54 posted on 02/29/2004 6:44:28 AM PST by I'm ALL Right!
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To: Joe Hadenuf
"And articles like this only make the two beltway parties look like some juvenile, high school student body election."

sorry for offending dorks.
55 posted on 02/29/2004 10:42:25 AM PST by pittsburgh gop guy
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To: mrs tiggywinkle; admiralsn
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS???? LOLOL!!!!!!
56 posted on 02/29/2004 11:26:25 AM PST by Bradís Gramma (Pray for America and Israel)
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To: Brad's Gramma
Kerry did say that he had the heart of a marathon runner...brag, brag.
57 posted on 02/29/2004 12:15:02 PM PST by Carolinamom
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Not only is Kerry part french, he is also 23% Bloodhound.
58 posted on 02/29/2004 12:16:55 PM PST by treeclimber
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To: Consort
Gigolo Xing

Tax and Spend Xing

French Xing

Wimp Xing

Clown Xing
59 posted on 02/29/2004 4:03:50 PM PST by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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To: hole_n_one

Kerry Models The Hanoi Jane Urinal Target


60 posted on 02/29/2004 8:02:34 PM PST by End_Clintonism_Now (MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL CLINTON!)
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To: hole_n_one

ew. He IS a dork!

I'm a major wussie chick and this is how I'd catch a football. I'm embarressed FOR the dork.

61 posted on 02/29/2004 8:37:17 PM PST by mrs tiggywinkle
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To: scott7278; Brad's Gramma; SierraWasp; Ernest_at_the_Beach; hole_n_one; mass55th; ...
Kerry looks like the “talking tree” in “The Wizard of Oz!
>http://www.crystalrivergems.com/wizard/productpages/tree.html<


62 posted on 02/29/2004 11:59:03 PM PST by The American Man
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Why does he have Secret Service protection now? Thought he didn't get it untill he is the official nominee.
63 posted on 03/01/2004 12:22:29 AM PST by barker
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To: Joe Hadenuf
And articles like this only make the two beltway parties look like some juvenile, high school student body election.

Then Joe it is up to you to tie illegal immigration into the thread for the required gavitas.

64 posted on 03/01/2004 12:41:20 AM PST by Texasforever (When democrats attack it is called campaigning)
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To: barker
"Why does he have Secret Service protection now? Thought he didn't get it untill he is the official nominee."

Well....he pretty much is the official nominee at this point. BUT - I believe that the top-tier candidates get SS protection around the time Iowa starts. I would bet Edwards has a few agents, but doubt that Sharpton and Kuccinch are being guarded. I don't have a problem with it, and they can use it as training for younger agents or easy service for those near retirement age.
65 posted on 03/01/2004 3:59:31 PM PST by pittsburgh gop guy
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Poor Secret Service agents. They could have it worse, like guarding the clintons.
66 posted on 03/01/2004 4:55:24 PM PST by barker
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To: hole_n_one
That is the best picture ever! LOL
67 posted on 03/01/2004 4:59:14 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
At least when he dropped that football the whole country does not lose. God forbid he gets control of the real FOOTBALL
68 posted on 03/01/2004 5:01:04 PM PST by mware
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To: All
I wonder what Kerry's code name is with the Secret Service???

Any suggestions????

69 posted on 03/01/2004 5:06:03 PM PST by mware
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To: mware
I wonder what Kerry's code name is with the Secret Service??? Any suggestions????

I heard it was HERMAN, as in MUNSTER....


70 posted on 03/01/2004 5:15:31 PM PST by pittsburgh gop guy
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To: mware
I wonder what Kerry's code name is with the Secret Service???
Any suggestions????


Ketchup Head?
71 posted on 03/01/2004 5:20:33 PM PST by OldEagle (Haven't been wrong since 1947.)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Even Teresa thinks Effin Kerry is a dork:


72 posted on 03/01/2004 5:36:08 PM PST by Vision Thing
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To: mrs tiggywinkle
"Oh my gosh, Pat Sajak! Like you can get bigger than that! If I met him, I would say, 'I'll take a M, Pat. And a vowel wouldn't be bad, I must say.'"


73 posted on 03/01/2004 6:03:44 PM PST by GOPyouth (De Oppresso Liber! The Tyrant is captured!)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Hey John, where's the flood???
74 posted on 03/01/2004 6:04:37 PM PST by Hildy
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To: pittsburgh gop guy

75 posted on 03/02/2004 2:15:35 PM PST by OESY
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To: OESY
Ooooh, Kerry has such mojo!

Does anyone have a jpeg of that picture of John-John running out of the water in a wetsuit and surfboard that was taken last year by Annie Liebowitz? If so, please post.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

76 posted on 03/02/2004 2:20:26 PM PST by section9 (Major Motoko Kusanagi says, "John Kerry: all John F., no Kennedy..." Click on my pic!)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy

John Kerry & AOL: The Choice of the Ignorant Generation

77 posted on 03/02/2004 2:21:13 PM PST by Sloth (We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)
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To: Sloth
Puff the magic dragon

78 posted on 03/02/2004 2:26:08 PM PST by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Aren't his pantes a little short? Did he grab someone elses?
79 posted on 03/02/2004 2:29:08 PM PST by Dante3
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To: mware
I wonder what Kerry's code name is with the Secret Service???

Mr. Ed

80 posted on 03/02/2004 2:33:04 PM PST by MrB
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
I think the sign says it all...

No stopping
(Going both ways)

It should have small print that says: "On all issues"
81 posted on 03/02/2004 2:36:16 PM PST by Outlaw76 (Citizens on the Bounce!)
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To: hole_n_one

"Ely's comin', hide your heart girl..."

82 posted on 03/02/2004 2:46:09 PM PST by decimon
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Kerry practices to be a streaker at the next Super Bowl half-time. Justin Timberlake will rip Kerry's clothes off as the senator heads for midfield and glory.

(ewwwwwww!)

Leni

83 posted on 03/02/2004 2:57:07 PM PST by MinuteGal (Enjoy the FRN "FReeps Ahoy" cruise for a week of fun and freeperistics. Bargain fares! Register now)
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
The comparison of those two pictures is priceless.
84 posted on 03/02/2004 3:01:23 PM PST by Irish Eyes
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Interesting.

I can definitely see why some believe that Kerry has Marfan's Syndrome.

(Which, since it leads to heart trouble, may be why he (er, Hillary) doesn't want his medical records released!)

85 posted on 03/02/2004 3:04:38 PM PST by Robert A. Cook, PE (I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry (news - web sites) (D-MA) is closely covered by wire service and television photographers as he makes a leaping fingertip catch of a football while on the tarmac at Hartsfield International Airport in Atlanta, Georgia March 2, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Bourg U.S. ELECTION
86 posted on 03/02/2004 3:16:16 PM PST by maggief
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To: maggiefluffs

John F'ing Kerry practices his position dealing with terrorists, learned from the French...

87 posted on 03/02/2004 3:18:36 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (<a href="http://moveon.org" target="blank">Communist front group</a>)
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To: Keith in Iowa

88 posted on 03/02/2004 3:23:33 PM PST by maggief
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To: maggiefluffs
Kerry's Guide to Football.
89 posted on 03/02/2004 5:25:13 PM PST by Dante3
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
What an amazing contrast! Thanks for posting!
90 posted on 03/02/2004 5:30:20 PM PST by LisaMalia (In Memory of Sgt. James W. Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Here's my favorite pic. Awesome...

Here, he looks like Mr. Ed.

91 posted on 03/02/2004 5:41:54 PM PST by NYC Republican ("LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE" - TK. GOP Reaction? {{{{{crickets}}}}})
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To: NYC Republican
Is this photo "Before Botox" or "Botox Fading"?
92 posted on 03/02/2004 5:48:54 PM PST by Dante3
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To: NYC Republican
Whoops, time for another Botox injection.
93 posted on 03/02/2004 5:50:39 PM PST by mountaineer
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To: Vision Thing
doesn't say much for her...1/2 a bil and this is the best she could do???
94 posted on 03/02/2004 5:55:01 PM PST by cajun-jack
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To: maggiefluffs
yep...full dork
95 posted on 03/02/2004 5:59:18 PM PST by cajun-jack
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To: hole_n_one
Jazz Hands!
96 posted on 03/02/2004 6:01:11 PM PST by mabelkitty (If Kerry is so "electable", then why are Democrats afraid of Nader?)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Byrd may be the King of Pork
But Kerry is the Duke of Dork

Leni

97 posted on 03/02/2004 6:35:09 PM PST by MinuteGal (Enjoy the FRN "FReeps Ahoy" cruise for a week of fun and freeperistics. Bargain fares! Register now)
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
Here's the original photo before those AP editing whizzes replaced it with the more politically correct one! Just kidding! :-)
98 posted on 03/02/2004 8:49:11 PM PST by bobbydl
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To: pittsburgh gop guy
"Whad'dya mean, no stopping? Do you know WHO I AM??"
99 posted on 03/03/2004 12:30:29 PM PST by sstaley
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To: sstaley
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go...Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go gotta go, right now....
100 posted on 03/03/2004 12:32:21 PM PST by Wombat101 (Sanitized for YOUR protection....)
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