Morford: Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, March 5, 2004 | Mark Morford; the one journalist with the COURAGE to talk about anal beads

[thoughtomator]

I'm impressed... an entire article all about a single, patently ridiculous strawman.

[cyborg]

San Francisco is in earthquake country. The phrase 'tempting God' comes to mind.

[mlmr]

Mark Morford; the one journalist with the COURAGE to talk about anal beads



Anal beads? ??

[presidio9]

Nevermind. Seriously.

[cyborg]

*LOL* I'm sure he has a lot of experience with them.

[gcruse]

Morford should have voted for Bush. This administration has created more gay marriages than jobs. ;)

[Southack]

Actually, the truly funny thing about this article is that the author, Morford, in an earlier column himself predicted anarchy and apocolpyse if Arnold was elected as governor...

[Forgiven_Sinner]

So Mark M. asks why no punishment has come from God?

Here's the first part of the answer, from Ecclesiates 8:

10 And so I saw the wicked buried, who had come and gone from the place of the holy, and they were forgotten in the city where they had so done: this is also vanity. 11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.

12 Though a sinner do evil an hundred times, and his days be prolonged, yet surely I know that it shall be well with them that fear God, which fear before him:

13 But it shall not be well with the wicked, neither shall he prolong his days, which are as a shadow; because he feareth not before God.

And the next part is in 2 Peter 3:

9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

So God, who died a miserable death so homosexuals could be forgiven, is willing to withhold punishment so they can have a chance to repent. As well as all of us other sinners.

If you have seen "The Passion of Christ", you have seen the just punishment my sins and your sins merit. Christians have no reason to hate homosexuals, since our sins are just as bad as theirs. Without accepting Jesus, we will die forever. Have you surrendered to Jesus?

[RedMonqey]

"Lucky for Morford there exists at least a handful of our people in "the City of Fruits and Nuts."


Yeah but I heard they're moving to Slat Lake ..LoL

[Jimbaugh]

Ask and you shall recieve.

[Vinnie]

I have my camera all ready and everything.

Keep the batteries charged.

[anniegetyourgun]

Know this first of all, that in the last days mockers will come with their mocking, following after their own lusts..." II Pet.3:3

[presidio9]

Interesting that Morford has been AWOL since posting this. Is she back in treatment?

[NeoCaveman]

Interesting that Morford has been AWOL since posting this. Is she back in treatment?

Treatment for what? Hemmoroids?

[GeekDejure]

As time goes by, the vile anti-social behavior of Queers steadily gets worse and worse . . . as this current FReeper article demonstrates!!! Therefore, allow me to repeat my own personal rant one more time:

Oak Hay, so I'm very disturbed and continually puzzled about how a small bunch of contrary to nature freaks can destroy our entire civilization. . . BUT DAMMIT, THEY'RE DOING IT !!!

These unsavory and unclean sub-human creatures delight in ramming their urine exhaust pipes into the rectal relief tubes of young boys (and of each other) !!! They brag and crow loudly about their filthy behavior !!! They demand access to our young and innocent children... so they can commit sodomy and oral sex acts upon them!!! Then they scream and holler...

"Homophobe"

... when we seek to save our children from their filthy and immoral activities!!! WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE IN THIS ONCE-FREE REPUBLIC ??? DO WE NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND MORAL DUTY TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM SLIME LIKE THIS ???

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[presidio9]

Four missed deadlines and counting...

[presidio9]

Make that five missed deadlines. It should be noted that the Chronicle has a blurb about Harley Sorensen being on sabbatical. There is no such explanation for Morford. She is AWOL. I wonder if this is to be the final relapse.

[cyborg]

I was wondering what happened to the little lady

[presidio9]

I was wondering what happened to the little lady

Maybe the left got wise and finally gagged her. She is, after all, the best advertising against liberalism available. My sense is that she would have agreed to the gag as long as they used the rubber ball and leather "bondage gag" like the one Bruce Willis & Ving Raimes wore in Pulp Fiction.