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121 posted on 03/14/2004 9:23:10 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

Forgot that one! :O)

122 posted on 03/14/2004 10:17:11 AM PST by Pippin (Why is Jean Kerry wanting to be president of a country he despises?)

123 posted on 03/14/2004 11:37:54 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

You are welcome...I'm going camping Mon & Tue so please keep an eye out for interesting news articles to ping me to on hanoi john.

124 posted on 03/14/2004 2:06:58 PM PST by GailA (Millington Rally for America after action http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/872519/posts)

This is one of my favorites of Kerry/Edwards

125 posted on 03/14/2004 5:08:26 PM PST by StarFan

Here's another that brings back nightmares of a dem in the WH:

126 posted on 03/14/2004 5:11:46 PM PST by StarFan

This is a photo of my old Twin Engine Dragster that I built and drove. I didn't have any idea it was on the net. A friend just called and told me where it was.

127 posted on 03/14/2004 6:37:05 PM PST by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)

The Limo Driver

After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo (and he
doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on
the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please
take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at
the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 125 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
going 125. "So bust him," said the Chief. "I don't think we want to do that; he's really important," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there? The Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver

128 posted on 03/14/2004 7:44:50 PM PST by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)

Hanoi John and Jane ! Will do ! Enjoy your camping ...

129 posted on 03/15/2004 2:55:31 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

LOL ! I love it ! ....

130 posted on 03/15/2004 3:55:38 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

131 posted on 03/15/2004 3:57:08 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

132 posted on 03/15/2004 4:02:08 AM PST by The Mayor (There is no such thing as insignificant service for Christ.)

Another great rant (((PIPPIN)))!

Good work on "Hannitizing" that woman, hope you can convert a few more.

133 posted on 03/15/2004 5:58:42 AM PST by Aquamarine

How neat Dubya! It's hard for me to imagine you in that Dragster much less building it. :)

134 posted on 03/15/2004 6:00:42 AM PST by Aquamarine

LOL I raced all over the USA in it.

135 posted on 03/15/2004 11:46:28 AM PST by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)

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