Pictures of Kool Kerry

Yahoo News | March 18, 2004 | none

[DestroytheDemocrats]

"Where's the gravitas that comes from snowboarding???"

Or more to the point, where's the joy? He looks as miserable, depressed and depressing as ever even when he is supposed to be enjoying himself. I cannot believe how much I am repelled by John Kerry. He has no joy, no life, no nothing. Yuck, gag, blech.

[doug from upland]

Actually, Hillary is moving some full grown trees to strategic spots.

[ChadGore]

KERRY TO SOUTH: DROP DEAD

[doug from upland]

I voted to go downhill but first voted not to go downhill.

[LADY J]

He always looks like a dork.

[dc-zoo]

Nice lipstick, stretch.

[Howie66]

"He looks a little less scary in his Burkha"

But the problem is that the boy isn't quite sharp enought to put his Burkha on right side out.....

[rllngrk33]

Where's the gravitas that comes from snowboarding???

Gravitas, now there's a word I haven't heard in a while. I wonder why the media isn't talking about Kerry's lack of it.

[Howie66]

SOUTH to KERRY: GIT BENT!

[Cobra64]

He always looks like a dork.

No, he looks like a horse. Now if someone out there knows the lyrics of the Mr. Ed show, just substitute "dork" for "horse."

[pending]

That shot would be great in an ad.
Contrasted against shots of the WTC, or some such.
He looks like a real lightweight.

I totally agree with the comparison to the aging woman in young kids clothing, that is precisely the thing, eh?
huge squirm factor.

[TSgt]

Bush was wearing a bullet proof vest in that photo.

[Azzurri]

He might be one of IS the biggest poser douchebags to ever run for the Presidency.

[GailA]

Playing in the snow, while being AWOL from the senate...it is STILL in session is it NOT?

[Utah Girl]

[Spotsy]

Kerry is far better at snowboarding than he is football or baseball. I can throw and catch baseballs and footballs better than Kerry - and I'm a girly-girl.

Too bad he can't substitute snowboarding for those embarassing ball-tossing sessions on the tarmac.

[CyberAnt]

It's called the "life of God".

It's definitely missing from Kerry.

[faithincowboys]

God, he looks like an Islamic nutbag. That picture is great--he is a semitic guy.

[LucyJo]

Yep, that IS a picture of cool...and without even trying.

[faithincowboys]

No, I'm not giving him anything. If he was running for the X-Games and not the Presidency I would be fine with it.

Kerry is a douchebag. He has had a life of leisure, he should be good at such things. This man is a gigolo and sometimes you got to go down (the mountain) to snag an heiress.