Posted on 03/19/2004 1:53:45 AM PST by martin_fierro
A redneck's wife was waiting for her husband to arrive home when a knock is heard at the trailer door. She answers it to see her husband's best friend standing there.
"Mabel, I got some bad news fer ya," he says. "Yer husband Jim-Bob is dead. You see, we was takin' a tour of the brewery, and while we was doin' it, poor ol' Jim-Bob fell down right into a big vat of Budweiser. I'm afraid he drowned."
"Oh my God!" cried Mabel. "Did he die fast?"
"Well, no ma'am," replied the friend, "As a matter of fact, he got out three times to pee."
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