Caption Monsieur Kerry on Vacation! (Snowboarding in Sun Valley, Idaho)

AP Wire ^ | March 19, 2004 | Monseiur Kerry

[proud American in Canada]

Okay, I have refrained (with difficulty), posting until I read through the thread, but at this ridiculous picture of Kerry coming out of a coffee shop with a snowboard between his legs...

I can't help myself.

So, the Democrats are all ticked off about one photoshop creation that was PRESENTED as a parody... (see, e.g., the Washington Times article about Registered's picture).

And yet we're supposed to buy this ... ahem ... Effin garbage?

The only picture that looks real is the one where he's pointing to the mountain.

The one with his oh-too-cool snowboard between his legs? No comment from me.

Well, maybe a tiny comment. I guess the jock strap comments got to him. ;)

[proud American in Canada]

"It was reported on another thread that he called the SSA an SOB"

I hope (and I'm sure) that someone will correct me on this thread if I am wrong, but from what I understand, he said,

"I don't fall down. The F******g secret service agent got in my way."

Heck (hey, I won't become a pottymouth like JFK) of an attitude to describe men who are ready, willing and able to take a bullet for you, Mr. John Effin Kerry.

[proud American in Canada]

"He's making way too many trips to my fair state. I'm tired of smelling his stench."


Lisa,

You live in a Swing state. And so, God bless you -- and "May the Force be with you" -- in the months ahead.

(p.s., I am joking. Kind of. What I mean is, .... oh well.. .. I am not an expert in HTML and can't make big fonts, little fonts, and so forth. Oh never mind!)

It is impossible to make jokes in cyberspace without a good handle on html or whatnot.

Right?

Oh... nevermind... :)

[BenLurkin]

"I was going to climb that mountain before I decided not to."

[LisaMalia]

You live in a Swing state. And so, God bless you -- and "May the Force be with you" -- in the months ahead.

Yes, Ohio is going to be very important. I would love to see a Columbus chapter, so we could FReep Kerry when he comes to C-bus.

Try the HTML sandbox if you haven't checked it out. That's where I learned the little bit that I know....:)

[proud American in Canada]

"Try the HTML sandbox if you haven't checked it out. That's where I learned the little bit that I know....:)"

Thanks for the tip. I must say: all I have ever done here, since signing up, is click on "latest posts."

It's funny--I've been a member of other boards (music boards, etc.), but FR is so hard to make friends. I think that's because so many people do as I do: click on "latest posts" to find out what is happening.

Oh well.... I'm tired... have to get to bed here on the east coast. *yawn.*

Goodnight, Moon. goodnight Stars.

Goodnight nothing, goodnight Air.

Goodnight Freepers everywhere.

[With apologies and thanks and yes, copyright thank yous everywhere to Margaret Wise Brown]

(p.s., it took me so long to write this post... zzzzzz}

[Palladin]

"That's my 4 million dollar mansion up there on the top of that hill. We brought it over log by log from England. I guess you could call me a Log Cabin Democrat."

[John Lenin]

Hey dude, who put the blotter LSD in my iced tea?

[LisaMalia]

It's funny--I've been a member of other boards (music boards, etc.), but FR is so hard to make friends

Feel free to consider me a FReeper friend!

[BradyLS]

See Lurch. See Lurch ski.

See Lurch.

See Lurch lurch.

Lurch, Lurch, lurch!

[BradyLS]

Damn! You win this time, Wee Bull!

[Democratshavenobrains]

Most DUhers are actually ENCOURAGED by these pictures. I really can't believe we share the same country as these people.

[Conservative4Ever]

Kerry looks like a dork. Trying to look cool, only makes him look all the more like a dork. Like clinton and his sax...apparently Kerry snowboards as well as clinton played the sax. Which is not very. I just close my eyes and picture W working at his ranch...manly man stuff...and this redhead's heart skips a beat. Come on the rest of you gals out there...admit our President is a hottie!

Red

[Palladin]

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