Extraterrestrial visitor in Russian province!

Pravda ^ | 02/18/2004 21:04 | Marina Khlybova

[vannrox]

Oh Pravda....

[farmfriend]

I keep telling you, you are looking in the wrong places.

[A. Morgan]

Paging Art Bell, paging Mr. Art Bell.

[Crazieman]

Pravda has become a supermarket tabloid. There was a story a couple weeks ago about some crazy timewarp thingie at the south pole.

[BluH2o]

What is this ... a slow night on FR?

[Fitzcarraldo]

[Fitzcarraldo]

Ugh. Looks like something that crawled out of Chernobyl.

[Brett66]

I got to admit, relaying stories from people who belong in mental wards is an interesting way to come up with stories for a paper.

[Oorang]

Wow, you are on a roll tonight. I hearby declare you tonight's "entertainment" director :-)

[rintense]

I thought John Kerry was in Utah. Huh. Go figure.

[Young Rhino]

Upon watching the John Kerry jock-strap buying tour, the creature slit its wrists.

[TBall]

It would be nice if Pravda would report the part where she ate the fresh mushrooms that she picked earlier that morning.

[cmsgop]

No genitals revealing creature"s sex.

Nancy Pelosi ?????

[tet68]

So the CIA operative that went though the "Time Tunnel" in Antarctica ended up here?

Ok, wire Hillery! it's SAFE to go thourgh.

[GreenHornet]

The pensioner approached the grave and saw a strange creature about 25 centimeters in height. This was not a human being.

Could have been Lanny Davis.

[Monty22]

I remember in the 80's, that there was a massive UFO thing going on in the USSR. It was on the news in the USA for about 4 hours, and then died.

Small heads, big bodies. They've done this before over there. I have no idea why. Back then, my mom said maybe they'd visit Russia first. It was the cold war and all. And it was from AP saying it.

Oddly enough, AP simply stopped talking about it after those 4 hours. I must've been 14 years old or so, but it was a day-long sensation. At the time, the USSR was considered to be taken for real.

So much we have learned.

[Tennessee_Bob]

My ex-wife is no where near Russia. I saw her earlier tonight after her visiting hours with our daughter was over.

[PokeyJoe]

I thought John F'n Kerry was in I-is-a-hoe.

[Bismarck]

Must have been an illegal Mexican.

[RightWingAtheist]

Actually it looks like a carefully sculpted mound of bull$hit-just like this story.