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(Vanity) John Kerry owes me a new computer! Bwahahaha!
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Posted on 03/29/2004 7:03:49 AM PST by ConservativeMan55

Foxnews just showed a clip of John Kerry bike riding. Tell me somebody got pictures of this! He was drenched in sweat, just barely peddling along!

Ok. I found a pic. Somebody find some more! LOL!

This bike ride made him look to be around 90 years old! He was wearing short short shorts, LOL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THANK YOU FOXNEWS!


Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., takes a spin on his bicycle upon his arrival in Old Sacramento, Calif. Sunday, March 28, 2004. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

LETS COMPARE AND CONTRAST! SHALL WE!


President Bush (news - web sites) waves as he departs TSTC Airport in Waco, Texas with his dog Barney Monday, March 29, 2004. The President spent the weekend on his ranch in nearby Crawford. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)



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1 posted on 03/29/2004 7:03:49 AM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55
bttt
2 posted on 03/29/2004 7:05:04 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
LOL!
3 posted on 03/29/2004 7:05:34 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
bttt
4 posted on 03/29/2004 7:05:59 AM PST by bmwcyle (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Too bad there aren't any secret service agents around to knock Kerry over.
5 posted on 03/29/2004 7:06:22 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
I thought Kerry was a War Hero? He looks to be in awful shape.
6 posted on 03/29/2004 7:07:58 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: nutmeg; mhking
Ping and Just Damn!
7 posted on 03/29/2004 7:08:30 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: Diogenesis
Gotta See This!
8 posted on 03/29/2004 7:08:52 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55; Bahbah; DollyCali
No comparison!

Hey Girls "T shirt" pictures! LOL
9 posted on 03/29/2004 7:09:42 AM PST by hoosiermama (Wonder if Clarke will make enough on his book to pay for his legal fees for perjury?)
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To: ConservativeMan55
What's the intended message of this and the snowboarding? Yeah, Kerry is hip and active, balh blah blah...but is it also to show he's healthy and short cut any illness speculation?
10 posted on 03/29/2004 7:09:54 AM PST by HarryCaul
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To: ConservativeMan55; hole_n_one
Somebody's got to find some more pics of this!

Ping!
11 posted on 03/29/2004 7:09:55 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55; Admin Moderator
I'm not trying to get anyone in trouble here, but isn't Strange Cosmos one of the sites that switches out images when they see that they're posted on FR?  Again, not trying to be a snitch here ConservativeMan55, just hoping to save other FReepers the pleasure of seeing Bath tub girl or the homicide bombing photo (if in fact my recollection is right. It IS Monday morning ;-)).
 
Owl_Eagle
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P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

12 posted on 03/29/2004 7:11:01 AM PST by South Hawthorne ("I AIN'T GOT TIME FO' YO' JIBBA JABBA, FOOL!!!"~ Mr. T.)
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To: HarryCaul; Lando Lincoln; Ben Hecks; dix; tubebender; Don Carlos; oprahstheantichrist; nutmeg; ...
Remember the Motor Cycle he rode onto the Tonight Show?

13 posted on 03/29/2004 7:11:06 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: hoosiermama
A morning treat for you.
14 posted on 03/29/2004 7:11:17 AM PST by Bahbah
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To: ConservativeMan55
Bush vs Kerry. Man vs boy.
15 posted on 03/29/2004 7:11:23 AM PST by plain talk
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To: Bahbah
Bump!
16 posted on 03/29/2004 7:11:54 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
He suffered three serious wounds, remember.
17 posted on 03/29/2004 7:12:08 AM PST by Flightdeck (Death is only a horizon)
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To: plain talk
Kerry just got thrown down!
18 posted on 03/29/2004 7:12:16 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: hoosiermama
Oh, hi, hm. Guess we were thinking the same thing. I'm trying to finish packing and they put the GWB pics up. Not fair.
19 posted on 03/29/2004 7:12:59 AM PST by Bahbah
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To: ConservativeMan55
LMAO those legs have seen better days I am sure
20 posted on 03/29/2004 7:13:41 AM PST by cyborg (troll on a stick)
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To: Owl_Eagle
IIRC, Strange Cosmos is actually a pretty reliable site, many times it has things on there that seem to be bashing the left.
21 posted on 03/29/2004 7:13:45 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Go Fast, Turn Left!)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Other great communists demonstrating their vitality and virility.
swimming
Mao-Tse_Tung, foreground, supposedly swimming in the Yangtze River after a mysterious disappearance and rumors of a stroke

 

 

22 posted on 03/29/2004 7:13:51 AM PST by dennisw (“We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.” - Toby Keith)
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To: ConservativeMan55
I'm actually surprised Kerry doesn't have training wheels on that bike. I'm impressed!

After watching Thurston Kerry Howell III on the Cavett show rerun on C-SPAN last night, I've had this bitter taste in my mouth. He HAS to be the most self absorbed, arrogant, cowardly man on the face of the earth.

On the other hand, thanks for the pics of President Bush. What a morning pick me up! Most I've already seen, but some I haven't.
23 posted on 03/29/2004 7:15:06 AM PST by LisaMalia (In Memory of Sgt. James W. Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Get your motor running.
Get out on the highway.

Where's Steppenwolf when you need 'em? :) HA! Thanks for the ping.
24 posted on 03/29/2004 7:15:09 AM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Kerry looks about as stupid in a helmut as Dukakis. Must be a Massachusetts Dem thing.
25 posted on 03/29/2004 7:15:35 AM PST by Reo
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To: ConservativeMan55
BTTT!!!!!!
26 posted on 03/29/2004 7:15:54 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: ConservativeMan55
We need to keep count:

So far, Johnnyallamericanboy has been on a police cycle, skiboard, catching (attempting) a football.

Others?

I'm just so impressed at his athleticism. Where do I cast my vote? [end sarcasm]
27 posted on 03/29/2004 7:16:37 AM PST by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
BTTT
28 posted on 03/29/2004 7:16:48 AM PST by Fiddlstix (This Space Available for Rent or Lease by the Day, Week, or Month. Reasonable Rates. Inquire within.)
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To: Bahbah
U have FR mail!
29 posted on 03/29/2004 7:17:35 AM PST by hoosiermama (Wonder if Clarke will make enough on his book to pay for his legal fees for perjury?)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Are you sure thats him?

He usually rides side-saddle.

30 posted on 03/29/2004 7:17:46 AM PST by Redcoat LI ("help to drive the left one into the insanity.")
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To: TomGuy
There were shots of Kerry playing ice hockey recently.
31 posted on 03/29/2004 7:18:07 AM PST by Jason Kauppinen
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To: ConservativeMan55
Bush exercises because it's a part of his life. Kerry exercises for photo-ops.
32 posted on 03/29/2004 7:19:10 AM PST by Agnes Heep (Solus cum sola non cogitabuntur orare pater noster)
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To: TomGuy
It's actually sort of sad that he has to try to "prove his manliness".

OTOH "W" is just who he is......Sweat and all!
33 posted on 03/29/2004 7:20:24 AM PST by hoosiermama (Wonder if Clarke will make enough on his book to pay for his legal fees for perjury?)
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To: ConservativeMan55

President Bush: Hey guys, what the heck is THAT???????


34 posted on 03/29/2004 7:20:49 AM PST by LisaMalia (In Memory of Sgt. James W. Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
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To: ConservativeMan55
But where's the photo of W in his flight suit??
35 posted on 03/29/2004 7:22:29 AM PST by sarasota
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To: dennisw
Yeah but that was just his head.
36 posted on 03/29/2004 7:22:48 AM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: dennisw
Yeah but that was just his head.
37 posted on 03/29/2004 7:22:49 AM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: ConservativeMan55
There sure is a difference between being photographed doing something, and an organized photo op. President Bush looks like he's just as much at home clearing brush as being President. God Bless him.
38 posted on 03/29/2004 7:22:54 AM PST by jtminton (<><)
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To: hoosiermama

Diana Kerry, the sister of U.S. democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry (news - web sites) (D-MA), leans on the door of an Edinburgh taxi cab, March 26, 2004. Kerry is attending caucuses of Democrats Abroad, which runs for three days in the Scottish capital. The overseas votes could prove crucial if the forthcoming U.S. Presidential election is a close run affair. REUTERS/Robert Paterson
39 posted on 03/29/2004 7:23:07 AM PST by kcvl
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To: sciencediet
No, he does not have two heads. What's with FR, are we losing it again? It's gotten wicked slow.
40 posted on 03/29/2004 7:24:08 AM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: TomGuy
You forgot windsurfing and ice hockey! By the way, I thought the bicycle helmet was a good way to hide any botox evidence-- gotta be careful with those "before and after" shots since his, ahem, "shoulder surgery" is coming up....
41 posted on 03/29/2004 7:24:13 AM PST by GraceCoolidge
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To: TomGuy
What happened to his windsurfing trip? Oh yeah, he pulled his shoulder snowboarding and had to have surgery. Does this mean he fell down?
43 posted on 03/29/2004 7:26:14 AM PST by sarasota
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To: ConservativeMan55
The Tour De Schvantz?


44 posted on 03/29/2004 7:27:00 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: ConservativeMan55
Who can caption one DemonRat when you follow it up with the most hunky photos of W I have ever seen. To heck with Effin, I'm loving Dubya.
45 posted on 03/29/2004 7:27:27 AM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: ConservativeMan55
You should've seen him the day he wore this while biking:



47 posted on 03/29/2004 7:29:10 AM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
He's not a "real cyclist", his legs are hairy. That and what cyclist tools around in a t-shirt?

Semper Fi
48 posted on 03/29/2004 7:30:47 AM PST by dd5339 (Happiness is a full VM-II and a DEAD AND BURIED AWB!)
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To: All
Anyone got the shot of Bush throwing the "strike" right after 911?.....Now that took both skill and nerve.
49 posted on 03/29/2004 7:32:48 AM PST by hoosiermama (Wonder if Clarke will make enough on his book to pay for his legal fees for perjury?)
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50 posted on 03/29/2004 7:33:40 AM PST by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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