DFU SONG: Party Up (yes, hip-hoppin' Kerry can rap....really.....he's not just pandering)

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I'm the Kerry man...and I have a plan...I will beat George Bush...yes, I can
Have I told you that I was in Nam...just go ask my mom...she will say her son is the bomb

For this office I will really strive...but to stay alive...I will never let Teddy drive

On each issue I will take both sides...that trick hasn't died...you just watch as I slip and slide

When I talk of prices at the pump...you will be a chump...I will make your gas taxes jump

Those right wingers are on the attack...knives are in my back...to fight them I will need more jack

I'll get help from all the left-wing press...you don't have to guess...they'll cause Dubya lots of distress

I'm a real hip-hip hop-hoppin' guy...do not ask me why...I have rapped how the right must die

What is that big X there on your hat...Latin's where it's at...stick with me 'cause I'm really phat

"Ebony" I'm reading every day...it has things to say...black anger will not go away

I'll be dealing with the terrorists...it's our fault they're p*ssed...for too long by us they've been dissed

Give me the chance, I'm the taxing guy...I will bleed you dry...you'll be paying big 'til you die

Kansas City is a party town...but I had a frown...with that vote to cut leaders down

My wife heard about the intern thing...it had a bad ring...she vowed Bobbitt she soon would bring

I will have the troops home right away...not much more to say...Neville would be proud of that day

Riding snowboards really is a ball...agents have such gall...that damn S.O.B. made me fall

Foreign leaders tell me I must win...let the games begin...Bush will not believe how I spin

Medals I ditched were not even mine...ah, well, that is fine...there is nowhere I draw the line

Campaign finance law is no big deal...I'll do what I feel...GOP, your doom I will seal

Soros says that he'll play ball with me...we'll make history...funneling bucks for all to see

I'm preparing to confront the Pope...he is such a dope...to take the host, he tells me nope

I claimed soldiers cut some men's heads off...there are vets who scoff...do you like how my hair is coiffed

Partial birth abortion's out of sight...I'll keep up the fight...killing babies is quite all right

Who should I be choosing for VP...some say Hillary...I'm afraid she'd be whacking me

John Kerry is such a hip-hop aficionado the Offspring did a song about him. Here are the lyrics.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing

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