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Posted on 04/10/2004 1:15:40 PM PDT by Minus_The_Bear

John Kerry is graciously offering you your very own web page on his campaign site. Shouldn't you take him up on it? visit this site (https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/kerrycore/levels.html) to create your own message on john kerry's campaign site.

here is an example (https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018407)


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kerry

1 posted on 04/10/2004 1:15:40 PM PDT by Minus_The_Bear
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To: JBlain
https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018407

ROTFL.
2 posted on 04/10/2004 1:17:21 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: JBlain
I can't resist posting a picture of the Embroidered Knit Beanie Hat they are selling. It's a real fashion item:


3 posted on 04/10/2004 1:20:25 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: JBlain
Does one have to contribute to post something ?

I can't give that slime ball one thin dime, but I'de sure like to tell his readers what a piece of dung he really is.

4 posted on 04/10/2004 1:21:11 PM PDT by ChadGore (Mach 7 !)
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To: ChadGore
no, there is nothing required! just enter a fake hotmail account and get to posting! The far left abused Bush's sign maker a couple weeks ago I say we do the same with this.
5 posted on 04/10/2004 1:22:50 PM PDT by Minus_The_Bear
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To: ChadGore
Send him a dollar so you get on his campaign solicitation list. He'll burn more postage and stationary dollars that way.
6 posted on 04/10/2004 1:23:00 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: JBlain
that was fun!

the man's an idiot
7 posted on 04/10/2004 1:29:59 PM PDT by frankenMonkey
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To: JBlain
Another (former) world leader supports Kerry.

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018416

8 posted on 04/10/2004 1:37:42 PM PDT by Gil4
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To: JBlain
Funny - Bump
9 posted on 04/10/2004 1:45:56 PM PDT by bluefish
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To: JBlain
WooHoo! Thanks for the update...
10 posted on 04/10/2004 1:46:12 PM PDT by dandelion
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To: JBlain
For your enjoyment!

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018431
11 posted on 04/10/2004 2:04:20 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (I can't stand it! Just let me vote now!)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
In case it's deleted!

We need someone with vision to marry millionaire wives and to tax the shit out of everyone trying to move up a class. We need someone who thinks kissing the ass of the French is more important than defending the homeland. We need someone who injects poison into his face. We need someone who holds 57 different positions on every issue. We need someone who will appease North Korea. We need someone who not only supports abortion, but will crush the skull of a baby himself in order to preserve a woman's right to chose. We need someone with a monotone, dull voice. In short, we need John Kerry. When pigs fly. Bush- Cheney 2004! Long live Free Republic! WinOne4TheGipper!
The above text was provided by Nota Dumas
12 posted on 04/10/2004 2:05:55 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (I can't stand it! Just let me vote now!)
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To: JBlain; Lazamataz; Chad Fairbanks
An oppurtunity to cause trouble...
13 posted on 04/10/2004 2:14:50 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (I can't stand it! Just let me vote now!)
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To: JBlain
What Fun..... I enjoyed this almost a much as making contributions to the one and only DNC telethon.

My contribution......
https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018440
14 posted on 04/10/2004 2:20:16 PM PDT by bert (Save People.... Kill Terrorists)
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To: JBlain
Whatever I can do to help. . .. https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018445
15 posted on 04/10/2004 2:20:53 PM PDT by Mike Bates (Artist Formerly Known as mikeb704.)
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To: JBlain
Here is my contribution:

Bush cost me my job, my kids and my houses

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions.

They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job.

This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years.

Not a single government program was there to help me.

How can Bush call himself "compassionate?" Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.

And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian. If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party.

If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!

Regards, Saddam Hussein

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018454

16 posted on 04/10/2004 2:58:56 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
Scratch that one...

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018488

17 posted on 04/10/2004 3:30:52 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: JBlain
https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018537

heh heh heh
18 posted on 04/10/2004 4:13:15 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (I havn't seen my therapist in 5 years. Neither has anyone else ;0))
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To: Chad Fairbanks
You are SO BAD. ROTFL
19 posted on 04/10/2004 4:25:58 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet ("Lashing out" at Democrats since 1990.)
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To: JBlain
Here's my contribution: https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018574
20 posted on 04/10/2004 4:33:09 PM PDT by Prov1322 (Have you thanked God again today that George W. Bush is our President?!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Even Homer supports Kerry:

Homer loves Kerry



21 posted on 04/10/2004 4:33:26 PM PDT by opus_bloom
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To: lowbridge
Here's mine;

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018577
22 posted on 04/10/2004 4:36:47 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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To: So Cal Rocket
I like it!
23 posted on 04/10/2004 5:48:35 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: JBlain
https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018668
24 posted on 04/10/2004 6:11:20 PM PDT by petercooper (Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?)
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To: petercooper
https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018674
25 posted on 04/10/2004 6:18:33 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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To: opus_bloom
These are all classics!!
26 posted on 04/10/2004 6:34:33 PM PDT by Delta 21 (MKC USCG - ret)
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To: JBlain
Dhimmie Wit Supports John Kerry!

I want a president who is thoughtful and sensitive enough to recognize the root causes of terrorism and humble enough to initiate a policy of appeasement with them. John Kerry is the man who can do just that. Under John Kerry and his appeasement policy we can look forward to the day that we happily submit to UN authority, reject western civilization and its decadence, shed the oppressive clothing of the inficels and enjoy the freedom of black burkas, Yes, American can be better, much better under John F. Kerry.

Yours Truly, Dhimmie Wit

The above text was provided by Dhimmie Wit

27 posted on 04/10/2004 7:06:05 PM PDT by The Tin Man
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To: JBlain
My two contributions to the campaign effort...

The Jock Strap (Sorry, it's a little limp... er, lame... uhm, never mind.}

and

Flower Power

28 posted on 04/10/2004 7:59:32 PM PDT by coolway
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To: coolway
I am LOL. Good job.
29 posted on 04/10/2004 8:03:56 PM PDT by The Tin Man
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Hmmm... must be a bug in their software, cuz now all I get is...

There was an error processing your request.


An error log has been generated and sent to the site administrator. We regret any inconvenience this may have caused, and encourage you to check back frequently for updates. In the meantime, if you have any questions, please do not hesitate to email the campaign
30 posted on 04/10/2004 10:32:42 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (I havn't seen my therapist in 5 years. Neither has anyone else ;0))
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To: Chad Fairbanks
This one still works. It must be legitimate.

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018485


31 posted on 04/11/2004 5:56:02 AM PDT by idkfa
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To: The Tin Man
Sorry it's come to this, I really was hoping JFK would allow me to continue to offer my support to his illustrious campaign. Nonetheless, I find that I must show my support by posting my screencaps. I don't have a blog site, so I would appreciate anyone wanting to share the bandwidth for distribution here to please post these on your own site. Without further ado, here they are...

Flower Power (Top half)

Flower Power (Middle text)

Flower Power (Bottom half)

and my lesser work,

Jock Strap

32 posted on 04/11/2004 11:40:52 AM PDT by coolway
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To: JBlain
I'm getting an error, but here's what I tried to submit.

Altered the wording, (ala protest warrior style)


For too long, political power has belonged only to the wealthy and the special interests - but your clout should not be determined by the size of your checkbook because everyone's checkbook should be equal.

It's time to remind everyone we know that GOTV doesn't mean 'Gore on t.v.' - it means Get Out The Vote, and we Democrats need to get back to the basics of socialism and to help John Kerry reach as many people and non-people voters as possible. I have agreed to become part of the Kerry Collective.

I am supporting John Kerry because America needs a president that will create equal jobs for all, provide universal health care, protect our mother earth, and secure our homeland by allowing the U.N. to handle national security.

Please join my efforts to elect John Kerry president by making a contribution to the Wellstone Mausoleum today!

33 posted on 04/12/2004 8:04:42 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (Just say NO.... to cheese eating, beret wearing, wine sipping surrender monkeys.)
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To: JBlain
This link has some of the "greatest hits" up.

LMAO..."

-Eric

34 posted on 04/12/2004 12:04:52 PM PDT by E Rocc
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