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Slogans for Left-Wing Radio
Crosswalk.com ^ | 4/9/04 | Tom Perrault

Posted on 04/10/2004 10:17:52 PM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy

Slogans for Left-Wing Radio

The left-wing is taking another stab at radio, this time with even bigger bucks, bigger names, and bigger expectations. Alleged comedian and confirmed political flame-thrower Al Franken took his new syndicated show, The O'Franken Factor, to the airwaves last week in several markets. The mainstream press has given more coverage in one week to Left Radio than all the ink and microphone exposure Rush Limbaugh received in his initial decade combined.

But Franken, Garafalo and their liberal endeavor still need help. That's why I'm here.

As a free public service, I've come up with some catchy slogans for the fledgling enterprise to employ on the air. Enjoy...

Left Radio -- It's better to be in the wrong than on the right!

Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot, and other meaningful, thought-provoking discussions.

Radio Lib -- You thought you could hide this 'radio' thing from us forever, huh?

Liberal Radio -- It's not what you know, it's what you can say about other people.

Left Radio: If you don't like the message, we'll get a court somewhere to make you listen.

It's like NPR with more commercials.

Left Radio -- Everyone else is a liar.

Saving radio from mindless blowhards with nothing of substance to say by bringing out-of-work, liberal comedians to the airwaves.

Liberal Radio -- Soon to be taxpayer-supported!

Don't confuse me with stuff like facts...Left Radio.

Have we mentioned Rush Limbaugh is a tubby, drug-addicted liar? No, really.

Left Wing Radio. If this doesn't work, we're trying the wireless telegraph next!

Meet our new Director of Public Policy...Howard Stern.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: liberaltalkradio

1 posted on 04/10/2004 10:17:52 PM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Err-America---We're Left---Not Right!
2 posted on 04/10/2004 10:21:12 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: South40
"The left-wing is taking another stab at radio, this time with even bigger bucks, bigger names, and bigger expectations"

And, hopefully, it will be an even BIGGER flop...
3 posted on 04/10/2004 10:23:58 PM PDT by Levante
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To: South40
I can't top that.
4 posted on 04/10/2004 10:25:38 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Are they on the air here in L.A.? Can't seem to find them.
5 posted on 04/10/2004 10:28:41 PM PDT by Sauce
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
"Bumper music from Joan Baez, and Peter, Paul and Mary!"
6 posted on 04/10/2004 10:30:15 PM PDT by hawkeye101 (Why do we park on driveways, but drive on parkways?)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

7 posted on 04/10/2004 10:34:22 PM PDT by E=MC<sup>2</sup>
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Some slogans for liberal radio:

"Listen to us, be left out!"
"Liberal thinking, liberal talk, and liberal with the truth!"
"Listen to us be glib, be lib, and fib!"
"Liberal talk radio - rarely balanced"
"Liberal radio - liberating America from Americans!"

8 posted on 04/10/2004 10:35:03 PM PDT by roadcat
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To: E=MC<sup>2</sup>
Err America... radio's answer to nytol
9 posted on 04/10/2004 10:37:01 PM PDT by cyborg (GO CONDI GO!)
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To: Kirkwood
Hot-Air America. What's Left(over) after the Right has its say.
10 posted on 04/10/2004 10:37:36 PM PDT by little jeremiah (...men of intemperate minds can not be free. Their passions forge their fetters.)
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To: E=MC<sup>2</sup>
LOL!!!

"Al Franken: talent on loan from Gollum.
Garafalo: talent on loan from al franken."

What an insult to Gollum!
11 posted on 04/10/2004 10:38:41 PM PDT by little jeremiah (...men of intemperate minds can not be free. Their passions forge their fetters.)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Left Radio: Masturbation for the mind

Air America: Your Terrorist loving airline

Liberal Radio: Capitalism Sucks, advertise with us!

Al Franken: I have Rush Limbaugh Envy

Garafalo: Al's big fat idiot.

12 posted on 04/10/2004 10:43:29 PM PDT by chance33_98 (Shall a living man complain? Oh how much fewer are my sufferings than my sins;)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Stalin would be proud!
His "Useful Idiots" have their own radio network to broadcast to the world their ignorance.
13 posted on 04/10/2004 10:43:31 PM PDT by kellynla (U.S.M.C. 1/5 1st Mar Div. Nam 69&70 Semper Fi http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
1. Air Amerika--We're wrong...So you don't have to be!

2. Air Amerika--Sutting down minority radio stations in over 4 cities!

3. Air Amerika--We're 90% wrong...and 90% white

14 posted on 04/10/2004 10:47:37 PM PDT by Captainpaintball (If a washed-up "humorist" does a radio show, and no one hears it...does he still sound like a moron?)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Air America: Usurping all the small minority-voice stations and turning them into one liberal voice.

-PJ

15 posted on 04/10/2004 10:48:02 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's not safe yet to vote Democrat.)
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To: Captainpaintball
Sutting=Shutting
16 posted on 04/10/2004 10:49:26 PM PDT by Captainpaintball (If a washed-up "humorist" does a radio show, and no one hears it...does he still sound like a moron?)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Left Wing Radio - If we made sense, we'd be right wing.

Liberal Radio - Sponsored by Planned Murderhood and the Association of people against the death penalty. Also sponsored by the Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, Transgendered, no gendered, animal gendered, anything but straight club of California day cares and Elementary schools.

17 posted on 04/10/2004 10:53:59 PM PDT by chance33_98 (Shall a living man complain? Oh how much fewer are my sufferings than my sins;)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Err America-We report, you get hives
18 posted on 04/10/2004 11:00:16 PM PDT by SCHROLL
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To: Captainpaintball
1. Air Amerika--We're wrong...So you don't have to be!

Hilarous!

How 'bout ... "Listen to Err America...it beats working."

19 posted on 04/10/2004 11:01:03 PM PDT by Grim
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
LeftWing Radio: We're whipping the bunny on a daily basis
20 posted on 04/10/2004 11:08:26 PM PDT by GeronL (Hey, I am on the internet. I have a right (cough, cough) to write stupid things.)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Liberal radio: Because if ABCNNBCBS ,PBS , Time, Newsweek, The Washington Post,The New
York Times,Public Schools and Universities Etc didn't do it, who would?
21 posted on 04/10/2004 11:15:01 PM PDT by Nateman (Socialism first, cancer second.)
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To: Nateman
Left Radio: Why bother thinking when you can hear our feelings?
22 posted on 04/10/2004 11:18:44 PM PDT by Nateman (Socialism first, cancer second.)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Left radio: Where we shine , giving airtime, to State run crime!
23 posted on 04/10/2004 11:25:46 PM PDT by Nateman (Socialism first, cancer second.)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
At Air America, we give you one promise: We will be the first to blame America first.
24 posted on 04/10/2004 11:26:29 PM PDT by kezekiel
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
I'm emailing this to other freeper, left-loathing, intelligible-voting great Americans!! GREAT POST!!
25 posted on 04/10/2004 11:32:03 PM PDT by fry-french
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Liberal Radio - All Talk, No Understanding.

Liberal Radio - Fact or Fiction? You decide.

Liberal Radio - Hot Airwaves.

Liberal Radio - THEY WANNA TAKE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE'S GOING BROKE, THE SPOTTED OWL, GOOD GOD, WHO'LL SAVE THE SPOTTED OWL! THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO KILL OUR SPOTTED OWLS!

OK, so maybe that last one is a little wordy.
26 posted on 04/10/2004 11:32:52 PM PDT by TheLurkerX ("When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..." Hunter S. Thompson)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
If you turn your balance all the way to the right, you can't even hear it.
27 posted on 04/10/2004 11:34:19 PM PDT by TheLurkerX ("When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..." Hunter S. Thompson)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Did we look this stupid and pathedic when we were out of power? I forget.
28 posted on 04/10/2004 11:49:28 PM PDT by Brimack34
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To: Brimack34
GREAT...Except for the setup: if you go back and look you'll see it is not true that the media is pushing liberal talk radio by its coverage. The fact is Rush got LOTS of coverage all over the country when he started because what he did and how he did it was RELATIVELY NEW. And he caught on. He just didn't catch on with people listening. He won viewers who got more viewers but he got LOTS of articles, some favorable and some not. False premise; great humor.
29 posted on 04/10/2004 11:51:55 PM PDT by jraven
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Air America - Goebbels Memorial Radio Network
30 posted on 04/11/2004 12:12:48 AM PDT by SAMWolf (Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.)
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To: chance33_98
.... Al Franken: talent on loan from Gollum....

What an insult to Gollum!

Left Radio: Masturbation for the mind


That's an insult to masturbation.
31 posted on 04/11/2004 12:22:41 AM PDT by Joe_October (Saddam supported Terrorists. Al Qaeda are Terrorists. I can't find the link.)
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To: South40
Alleged comedian and confirmed political flame-thrower Al Franken [...]

I think Tom meant to write "confirmed political fart-lighter Al Franken ..."

32 posted on 04/11/2004 1:52:14 AM PDT by Erasmus
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To: Sauce
er well... you know when you drive around and see... tune into air port traffic dial 1760 on your radio dial... And if you try that the signal isnt even strong enough to go 2 blocks? Well I believe they are on some foriegn language station way up on the radio dial... if you cover yourself in tin foil and the wind is blowing out from the east Oh yeah and there are no birds flying over head... you can probably pick it up.....
33 posted on 04/11/2004 2:22:23 AM PDT by Walkingfeather
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Prognostication (6 months from now):

Libs will be saying: The reason liberal radio failed was that no one was watching it.











Key phrase: 'watching it'
34 posted on 04/11/2004 3:37:50 AM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
"If you ain't Left Radio, you ain't s**t".
35 posted on 04/11/2004 3:47:10 AM PDT by Ichneumon
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Air America - FACTS? We don't need no steenking facts!

36 posted on 04/11/2004 4:17:40 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: TomGuy
... and it's underfunded. They'll need a new tax to keep the errwaves "balanced".
37 posted on 04/11/2004 7:35:07 AM PDT by watchin
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Air America: Campaign Finance Law? Huh? Let me count the ways the Quislings will get around that small nuisance...
38 posted on 04/11/2004 7:41:45 AM PDT by Thom Pain
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
Excrement In Broadcasting
39 posted on 04/11/2004 7:44:08 AM PDT by moonhawk (Actually, I'm voting FOR John Kerry....Before I vote AGAINST him.)
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To: SAMBAH009

Your first post and probably your last?


41 posted on 09/18/2004 8:03:21 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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