Crucifixion Commission to be Formed. 12 Apostles Knew in Advance!!

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[Abbeville Conservative]

Reuters, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS and AP are reporting the Romans and Jewish leaders are not responsible for Christ's crucifixion. They claim the 12 apostles had advance warning about this in a dinner meeting they had with Jesus prior to the crucifixion. Calls are now being made for a formal comission to be formed to investigate the events leading up to that day to determine just who knew what and when they knew it!! The commission's star witness is said to be Judas who served with Jesus prior to the crucifixion.

[ChadGore]

PETER KNEW !

[EllaMinnow]

Peter KNEW! Indict him for perjury!

[JZoback]

Pretty poor taste on Resurrection Sunday, but to each his own.

[Toespi]

some say it was a suicide pact with the devil

[Gringo1]

What did Peter know and when did he know it!

Crucifiction widows upset!"Why did our husbands have to die too?"

[HankReardon]

Declassify and release to the media the Passover CDB!

[Gringo1]

Actually, a little levity is a good thing.

[SamAdams76]

Judas will be testifying before this commission on live TV later this week. His testimony is expected to blow the lid off this conspiracy. However, the Jews are alleging that Judas' testimony has been "bought and paid for" by the Romans.

[WKB]

According to this transcript they did have prior knowledge



Luke 24:6-7
He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Galilee
'The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.' "

[mtbopfuyn]

How much of the public's tax money was wasted on the trumped up charges? How much of my tax dollar will be used for this kangaroo commission?

[patriot_wes]

Listen, I heard there was a secret memo to Judas. And someone said something about a payoff....30 bucks or something. And did you know Yeshua (Jesus)had lunch with an IRS worker and some other sinners? I'm still checking but how did he know that about tax collectors?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I thought I heard the air start to come out of it yesterday with the release of the presidential memo. Just one more smear on the president that didn't stick.

[EllaMinnow]

Continuing investigation into the Cross: was it built by Halliburton?

[miltonim]

Crucificition Commission to be Formed. 12 Apostles Knew in Advance!!

I knew I would find something about this subject today at FreeRepublic, but I didn't think it would be so funny,

Thanks for the laugh. ...

especially after just listening to an NYT journalist on NPR.

[The Hammer]

It is very important that those appointed commissioners be secular non-believers. There should be an appropriate blend of gender, race and sexual orientation.

[Abbeville Conservative]

Glad most of y'all enjoyed this. Happy Easter everyone!!

[SouthernFreebird]

lol... Happy Easter.

[jhny7]

Christ knew himself

[punster]

I was about to ask of Judas' last name was Kerry, then I realized it could be construed that way. Iscariot could be a form of "Is Kerry at (the center of the plot)?".

[Skooz]

What did Andrew know and when did he know it?

[commish]

Peter KNEW! Indict him for perjury!

Peter must come clean, he is on record as having denied knowledge three times! He must testify publically!

[nicmarlo]

Call me a "Doubting Thomas" . . . I mean, they couldn't all be guilty of conspiring..... : )

[Eccl 10:2]

"Actually, a little levity is a good thing."

For it is written:

"A little levity levitates the whole lump of D'Oh!"

I Cor 5:6 (with apologies to the Author)

[tioga]

Ping....

[traumer]

AND let's not forget - some of them sold their rights to write chapters in The BOOK !

[EvaClement]

First Peter Chapter 2
Our Inheritance Through Christ's Blood
1 Therefore, laying aside all malice, all deceit, hypocrisy, envy, and all evil speaking, 2as newborn babes, desire the pure milk of the word, that you may grow thereby, 3if indeed you have tasted that the Lord is gracious.


The Chosen Stone and His Chosen People
4 Coming to Him as to a living stone, rejected indeed by men, but chosen by God and precious, 5you also, as living stones, are being built up a spiritual house, a holy priesthood, to offer up spiritual sacrifices acceptable to God through Jesus Christ. 6Therefore it is also contained in the Scripture,


"Behold, I lay in Zion
A chief cornerstone, elect, precious,
And he who believes on Him will by no means be put to shame."


7Therefore, to you who believe, He is precious; but to those who are disobedient,


"The stone which the builders rejected
Has become the chief cornerstone,"


8and


"A stone of stumbling
And a rock of offense."


They stumble, being disobedient to the word, to which they also were appointed.
9But you are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, His own special people, that you may proclaim the praises of Him who called you out of darkness into His marvelous light; 10who once were not a people but are now the people of God, who had not obtained mercy but now have obtained mercy.


Living Before the World
11 Beloved, I beg you as sojourners and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts which war against the soul, 12having your conduct honorable among the Gentiles, that when they speak against you as evildoers, they may, by your good works which they observe, glorify God in the day of visitation.


Submission to Government
(1) 13 Therefore submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake, whether to the king as supreme, 14or to governors, as to those who are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers and for the praise of those who do good. 15For this is the will of God, that by doing good you may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men-- 16as free, yet not using liberty as a cloak for vice, but as bondservants of God. 17Honor all people. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the king.


Submission to Masters
(2) 18 Servants, be submissive to your masters with all fear, not only to the good and gentle, but also to the harsh. 19For this is commendable, if because of conscience toward God one endures grief, suffering wrongfully. 20For what credit is it if, when you are beaten for your faults, you take it patiently? But when you do good and suffer, if you take it patiently, this is commendable before God. 21For to this you were called, because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that you should follow His steps:


22"Who committed no sin,
Nor was deceit found in His mouth";


23who, when He was reviled, did not revile in return; when He suffered, He did not threaten, but committed Himself to Him who judges righteously; 24who Himself bore our sins in His own body on the tree, that we, having died to sins, might live for righteousness--by whose stripes you were healed. 25For you were like sheep going astray, but have now returned to the Shepherd and Overseer of your souls.

The above is 1 Peter 2: 1-25

1 Peter 2:6 is from Isaiah 28:16
1 Peter 2:8 is from Isaiah 8:14
1 Peter 2:22 is from Isaiah 53:9

Would you like to look at an online Bible? Go to www.biblegateway.com

Do you need more information? More info at http://followchrist.ag.org/sfood1.cfm

Christ has died. Christ is risen. Christ will come again. Alleluia. E.C.

[EvaClement]

I know that my Redeemer lives;
What comfort this sweet sentence gives!
He lives, He lives, who once was dead;
He lives, my ever living Head.

He lives to bless me with His love,
He lives to plead for me above.
He lives my hungry soul to feed,
He lives to help in time of need.

He lives triumphant from the grave,
He lives eternally to save,
He lives all glorious in the sky,
He lives exalted there on high.

He lives to grant me rich supply,
He lives to guide me with His eye,
He lives to comfort me when faint,
He lives to hear my soul’s complaint.

He lives to silence all my fears,
He lives to wipe away my tears
He lives to calm my troubled heart,
He lives all blessings to impart.

He lives, my kind, wise, heavenly Friend,
He lives and loves me to the end;
He lives, and while He lives, I’ll sing;
He lives, my Prophet, Priest, and King.

He lives and grants me daily breath;
He lives, and I shall conquer death:
He lives my mansion to prepare;
He lives to bring me safely there.

He lives, all glory to His Name!
He lives, my Jesus, still the same.
Oh, the sweet joy this sentence gives,
I know that my Redeemer lives!

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/i/k/iknowtha.htm

[Rodger Schultz]

Beauty ... Thanks
http://www.terpsboy.com/terpsboyarchives/000169.html

[Lokibob]

God gave the Jews the promised land, however, He apparently didn't promise them oil, because Israel is the only ME country with no oil industry.