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John Kerry's Misery Index

Posted on 04/13/2004 4:52:31 PM PDT by counterpunch

Here's the CouNTeRPuNcH response to Kerry's new "misery index".




And here is a bonus image!







TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; cartoons; counterpunch; election; kerry

1 posted on 04/13/2004 4:52:33 PM PDT by counterpunch
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To: counterpunch
To Kerry's Misery Index,

Add 10 points for each 10 seconds you have to watch him on TV.

Add 500 points for each 10 seconds you have to listen to one of his dull speeches.
2 posted on 04/13/2004 4:57:02 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: counterpunch

3 posted on 04/13/2004 4:57:45 PM PDT by Smartass ("HANOI JOHN KERRY IS A TRAITOR - BUSH & CHENEY IN 2004)
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To: counterpunch
sKerry is WAY UP THERE on my misery index!
4 posted on 04/13/2004 5:05:03 PM PDT by TheJollyRoger (G. W Bush in 2004...NOTHING ELSE WILL DO! (Don't make me come back there.))
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To: counterpunch
That's one lousy looking barre chord. His third finger lying flat like that gets in the way of the notes on the B and E strings. Pitiful. Just pitiful.
5 posted on 04/13/2004 5:29:27 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: plain talk
Don't blame me for that... I didn't mess with his fingers.
It looks like a C major, but you're right, he's certainly getting a dead note on the octave.

But Senator Kerry seems to hit a lot of dead notes.
6 posted on 04/13/2004 6:44:23 PM PDT by counterpunch (<-CLICK HERE for my CARTOONS)
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To: counterpunch
Is that a pit stain? GROSS
7 posted on 04/13/2004 6:54:42 PM PDT by Arpege92 (America and Israel are two countries that were founded on the rejection of Europe. -Dr. M. Azaryahu)
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To: TomGuy
and add 1000 points for ever second of his dull and boring speech while you can't find the remote.
8 posted on 04/15/2004 7:43:34 AM PDT by EDINVA (reporters aren't stupid .. they just think YOU are)
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