[Travis McGee]

It's an urban legend about shooting their balls off. She really used a rusty machete.

[jjm2111]

Only if, man, only if... I guess I really wished it were true with the "I wasn't so dumb as to actually turn my guns in" comment.

[knarf]

Just as comedy is a reflection of the human condition ... and one could learn from it ...

So too can an Urban Legend be educational.

This needs to be spread near and far;

"And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."