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Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)
Burger King Brands Inc. ^ | April 14, 2004 | guy in a chicken suit

Posted on 04/14/2004 8:48:16 AM PDT by threat matrix

From what I can tell, it really works.

And not a lot of people have found it yet..


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: burgerking
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To: glock rocks
try "chicken sandwich"

LOL !! That is funny.


101 posted on 04/14/2004 9:32:31 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: Constitution Day
"Play dead" and "boogie down" works.
102 posted on 04/14/2004 9:32:40 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Dollar a Day FReeper and PROUD OF IT!)
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To: threat matrix
I got it to stand on it's head and scratch it's butt. It's still creepy.

Red

103 posted on 04/14/2004 9:32:45 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (EVIL.......thy name is Hillary)
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To: threat matrix

104 posted on 04/14/2004 9:33:12 AM PDT by RightWingAtheist
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To: threat matrix
I typed:

Comb over;

Pluck self...

Sides hurt...Need oxygen.

105 posted on 04/14/2004 9:34:24 AM PDT by FreedomFarmer (In memory of FReeper Harpseal. Yorktown.)
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To: threat matrix
If you tell it to "chill" it does something very strange to the floor.
106 posted on 04/14/2004 9:34:35 AM PDT by TBall
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To: MeekOneGOP
What in the name of anything that is up there is this creature.. Thanks Meek :}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} LOL, this is hilarious, thank you again my friend. I got show this to Magda, she is going to crack

Humble
Bogdan
107 posted on 04/14/2004 9:34:44 AM PDT by bogdanPolska12
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To: FreedomFarmer
lol. 'pluck self'
108 posted on 04/14/2004 9:36:40 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: So Cal Rocket
Try "make yourself a sandwich." It's worth it.

}:-)4
109 posted on 04/14/2004 9:39:26 AM PDT by Moose4 (This is not a "war of ideas." It is a war of life and death.)
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To: mass55th
tell it to p*ss on the rug.
110 posted on 04/14/2004 9:39:53 AM PDT by Tribune7 (Arlen Specter supports the International Crime Court having jurisdiction over US soldiers)
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To: dead
OMG! He's wearing a garter!

Well, it is a chicken and not a Rooster.

111 posted on 04/14/2004 9:44:02 AM PDT by N. Theknow
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To: Tijeras_Slim
try

lay egg
112 posted on 04/14/2004 9:45:21 AM PDT by glock rocks (Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
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To: glock rocks
The poor thing was hurting itself trying to lay an egg..
113 posted on 04/14/2004 9:48:25 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: Eala
"watch tv

I told him to wreck the television, but instead he took a pillow and beat the armchair with it.

114 posted on 04/14/2004 9:48:31 AM PDT by lowbridge ("...DUers are much better informed and well-read than most most Americans". -DUer)
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To: threat matrix
Tell it to act like a monkey
115 posted on 04/14/2004 9:50:11 AM PDT by TBall
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To: threat matrix
Try 'Make a Sandwich'
116 posted on 04/14/2004 9:51:13 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: TBall
I feel like a dominatrix telling that little sucker what to do.
117 posted on 04/14/2004 9:51:31 AM PDT by cajungirl (<i>swing low, sweet limousine, comin' fer to Kerry me hoooommmee</i>)
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To: AnnaZ; feinswinesuksass
bump
118 posted on 04/14/2004 9:52:03 AM PDT by lowbridge ("...DUers are much better informed and well-read than most most Americans". -DUer)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
That is just too weird! Is that chicken wearing a garter belt?
119 posted on 04/14/2004 9:52:49 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
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To: TBall
It can 'do the funky chicken!'
120 posted on 04/14/2004 9:53:26 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: threat matrix
Tell him to tango. My sides hurt!!!
121 posted on 04/14/2004 9:53:46 AM PDT by Grammy
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To: Grammy
tango! LOL. he doesn't know limbo, though.

try skip
122 posted on 04/14/2004 9:55:40 AM PDT by glock rocks (Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
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Bark like a dog!
123 posted on 04/14/2004 9:55:52 AM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: threat matrix
and macarana
124 posted on 04/14/2004 9:57:02 AM PDT by glock rocks (Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
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Red sweater girl comes out on 'taco' and 'whopper'.
Try 'broiler' or 'rotisserie'
125 posted on 04/14/2004 9:57:47 AM PDT by Cooter
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To: glock rocks
hey macarana!
126 posted on 04/14/2004 9:57:51 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: glock rocks
YMCA
127 posted on 04/14/2004 10:00:21 AM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: tioga
It's a hoot.
128 posted on 04/14/2004 10:06:18 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
I'll try that
129 posted on 04/14/2004 10:07:09 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.)
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To: threat matrix
Play with Pecker
130 posted on 04/14/2004 10:08:23 AM PDT by mtbrandon49
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To: MeekOneGOP
I knew what you meant. From CG's book "Confusion the Art of Clarity" ; "Mispell words or use the wrong word. Your adversary will underestimate you!"
131 posted on 04/14/2004 10:09:14 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.)
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To: socal_parrot
swordfight
fight mike tyson
132 posted on 04/14/2004 10:10:47 AM PDT by Cooter
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To: Texan5
Looks like a garter belt
133 posted on 04/14/2004 10:12:52 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.)
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To: Sofa King
I asked him to flip me the bird, but he came to the camera real close & gave me the no-no finger sign.
134 posted on 04/14/2004 10:13:02 AM PDT by Feiny (They Will Fear Us, We Will Prevail)
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To: glock rocks
lol. I may waste the rest of the day on this!
Try sing opera.
135 posted on 04/14/2004 10:15:47 AM PDT by Grammy
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To: threat matrix
"Bizarre" doesn't cover it.......and I don't EVEN wanna know what he's wearing there.................shudder........
136 posted on 04/14/2004 10:15:52 AM PDT by RightOnline
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To: threat matrix
O_o
137 posted on 04/14/2004 10:16:24 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: Constantine XIII
I hope no one is watching this at work! :D
138 posted on 04/14/2004 10:21:21 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: threat matrix
"go to the bathroom" -- very funny
139 posted on 04/14/2004 10:21:45 AM PDT by el_chupacabra (I'm glad you were born.)
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To: threat matrix
Try twist and shout
140 posted on 04/14/2004 10:21:53 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (It's painless to be a monthly donor!)
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dog
141 posted on 04/14/2004 10:26:34 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (It's painless to be a monthly donor!)
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To: Sofa King
"I tried "kill yourself", but it didn't work..."

Try "play dead," and hang onto your chair...

142 posted on 04/14/2004 10:29:59 AM PDT by redhead (Patriotism is a moral choice)
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To: threat matrix
Chicken key words:

http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html

Actions the chicken WILL, and will NOT perform:

http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList

143 posted on 04/14/2004 10:30:16 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (Why is the mother's life more valuable than the baby's!!)
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To: threat matrix
Great, now I'm going to be playing with this chicken all day.
144 posted on 04/14/2004 10:32:33 AM PDT by k2blader (Some folks should worry less about how conservatives vote and more about how to advance conservatism)
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To: threat matrix
It takes "abandon hope," which implies an appreciation for early text-based games like Adventure (later Zork) and Dungeon on the part of the programmers.
145 posted on 04/14/2004 10:34:05 AM PDT by Interesting Times (ABCNNBCBS -- yesterday's news.)
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To: Interesting Times
It takes "abandon hope," which implies an appreciation for early text-based games like Adventure (later Zork) and Dungeon on the part of the programmers.

Then again, maybe it just picked off the string "hop"...

146 posted on 04/14/2004 10:35:58 AM PDT by Interesting Times (ABCNNBCBS -- yesterday's news.)
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To: threat matrix
Ha ha. I typed, "Act like Kerry after he loses this fall" and the chicken grabbed his chest and fell on the floor.
147 posted on 04/14/2004 10:42:02 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: threat matrix; MeeknMing

"Find John Kerry's girlfriends hiding from Theresa."

148 posted on 04/14/2004 10:57:03 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: k2blader
Trust me, you SHOULD NOT play with your chicken all day!
149 posted on 04/14/2004 11:15:24 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: threat matrix
IT's FAKE!!! They just pick one of several motions that vaguely reflect what you asked him to do.
150 posted on 04/14/2004 11:21:03 AM PDT by dangus
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