Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)

Burger King Brands Inc. ^ | April 14, 2004 | guy in a chicken suit

[threat matrix]

From what I can tell, it really works.

And not a lot of people have found it yet..

[rintense]

I just told him to do 15 push ups!

[OXENinFLA]

Do

"fly"

and

"spank"

[dangus]

I didn't say it wasn't a real chicken! I just said they have the chicken do one of several pre-programmed motions.

If I was going to start questionning whether something made by BK was real chicken, I'd start with their chicken tenders.

[OXENinFLA]

Type in "DIE" and he chokes him self.

[Jotmo]

I told it to sit on the floor. It sat on the chair.

I told it to stand on it's head. It stood on the couch.

Not the cleverest chicken I've ever seen.

[TN4Liberty]

lol, good point!

[hispanarepublicana]

The chicken's Catholic. I typed in "pray" and it kneeled and crossed itself, then prayed. I typed in "pray to Allah" and it still prayed Catholic.

[Incorrigible]

"Taco Bell" is the best

[chuknospam]

bump for later

[humblegunner]

He won't bring me a beer.
This chicken is not subservient.

[hispanarepublicana]

I typed in "cry", and the chicken became despondent. I was worried that it would throw itself into a deep fryer.

[cinFLA]

I told it to stand on it's head. It stood on the couch. I typed in 'stand on your head' and it made three tries before quitting.

[rintense]

Something is indeed odd. Had a co-worker go to the site at the same time, but only the things I told him to do would show on my screen. On her screen, he just stood there.

[cinFLA]

I told it to sit on the floor. It sat on the chair.

The first time I did he walked around looking at the floor, shook his head and sat on the couch. Later, I put in the same and he got two cushions and sat on the floor.

[OXENinFLA]

I just had that for lunch.

[cinFLA]

Something is indeed odd. Had a co-worker go to the site at the same time, but only the things I told him to do would show on my screen. On her screen, he just stood there.

Did your co-worker put in commands? Nothing will happen on her screen unless he does. Nothing odd about that.

[OXENinFLA]

Hey, bring HER back!!!

[Jotmo]

DUDE. I just got him to pray like a Muslim!

I typed "pray" and he did the Catholic prayer. I typed it "pray" again and it did the Muslim bowing his face to the ground on his knees routine.

[hispanarepublicana]

I told it "headstand", and it went and got a black body pillow and did something bizarre with it.

[STFrancis]

I just told him to jump on the couch on one leg and he did it. Then I had him bend over the couch spanking himself.. We almost fell out of our chair laughing...!!!!