Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)

Burger King Brands Inc. ^ | April 14, 2004 | guy in a chicken suit

[threat matrix]

From what I can tell, it really works.

And not a lot of people have found it yet..

[hispanarepublicana]

I told it "die", and it did this melodramatic death scene.

[STFrancis]

This is fun in a sick sort of way.... Got him to do all kinds of stuff now...

[MeekOneGOP]

He won't bring me a beer.
This chicken is not subservient.

BAD Chicken !

Here ya go !

[CJ Wolf]

grovel

[Feiny]

That was yoga he did for "chill"
Down Dog into cobra

[Feiny]

Act Like Monkey is fabulous

[worrywart]

try "electric slide"

[Incorrigible]

"Shoot" causes hime to skeet shoot

[MattAMiller]

It's all in the system. I've seen several sites that link directly to various actions.

[Feiny]

Build a Fort is great.

Hide just made me laugh. He looks around for somewhere to go & dives behind couch.

[OESY]

Here are some others besides jump, hide, eat, die, fly, pray, turn off lights, shoot, read book, flip bird, and taco bell which have been mentioned:

Try pick up carpet, pound head against wall, do chicken dance, somersault, wendys, exercise, sweat, moon, and fall.

[Conspiracy Guy]

It's weird alright

[Eaker]

Ping to find at home.

[4mycountry]

Howdy Meek. Any command suggestions? lol

[MeekOneGOP]

Howdy ! Someone had suggested 'chicken sandwich'. I tried it. It's a hoot !

[Born Conservative]

I told him to hump Janet Reno, and he came to the camera and wagged his finger no. There's some things even a chicken won't do.

[cajungirl]

I told him to "moon me" and he did!!! Getting find of the chicken in a domanatrix sort of way,,am I a pevert?

[cyborg]

OOOOOH how cool! (I wonder if I say something dirty if it'll do it heeheeheehee)

[NeoCaveman]

OOOOOH how cool! (I wonder if I say something dirty if it'll do it heeheeheehee)

Tell it to cluck itself...

[Ichneumon]

I tried "kill yourself", but it didn't work...

"Die" works, and is really funny.