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Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)
Burger King Brands Inc. ^ | April 14, 2004 | guy in a chicken suit

Posted on 04/14/2004 8:48:16 AM PDT by threat matrix

From what I can tell, it really works.

And not a lot of people have found it yet..


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: burgerking
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To: bogdanPolska12
haha ! Glad you got a laugh out of this ! ;^)

151 posted on 04/14/2004 11:22:26 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: threat matrix
Why does he have garters on?

If we are going to ask about fetishes, maybe we should start with the chicken suit?

152 posted on 04/14/2004 11:25:17 AM PDT by thackney (Life is Fragile, Handle with Prayer)
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To: Eaker
"strangest thing on FR" ping
153 posted on 04/14/2004 11:26:18 AM PDT by thackney (Life is Fragile, Handle with Prayer)
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To: dangus
IT's FAKE!!! They just pick one of several motions that vaguely reflect what you asked him to do.

So it isn't a real chicken taking commands from the web???

Well, shoot, now you have spoiled it for us all.

154 posted on 04/14/2004 11:39:54 AM PDT by TN4Liberty (Next they will be saying that Santa is a fake.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Really weird!! I told him to clean house and he straightened the pillows but never picked up whatever is in the floor. LOL

Thanks for the ping, CG
155 posted on 04/14/2004 11:40:54 AM PDT by JustAmy (God Bless our Troops! God Bless President Bush! God Bless America!!!)
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To: threat matrix; Mo1; StriperSniper
I'll never eat chicken again.
156 posted on 04/14/2004 11:44:55 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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I've tried ballet, disco, jumping jacks, squat....they've all worked so far.
157 posted on 04/14/2004 11:46:14 AM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

LOL!


158 posted on 04/14/2004 11:47:41 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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I typed in DRUNK, and he went and got a bottle of beer off the shelf and drank it!
159 posted on 04/14/2004 11:48:25 AM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: mass55th
I told him to do a Bill Clinton impersonation. I saw him laugh.
160 posted on 04/14/2004 11:49:55 AM PDT by rintense (Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I just told him to do 15 push ups!
161 posted on 04/14/2004 11:50:31 AM PDT by rintense (Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
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To: hispanarepublicana
Do

"fly"

and

"spank"
162 posted on 04/14/2004 11:50:51 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: TN4Liberty
I didn't say it wasn't a real chicken! I just said they have the chicken do one of several pre-programmed motions.

If I was going to start questionning whether something made by BK was real chicken, I'd start with their chicken tenders.
163 posted on 04/14/2004 11:52:04 AM PDT by dangus
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To: rintense
Type in "DIE" and he chokes him self.
164 posted on 04/14/2004 11:53:45 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: threat matrix
I told it to sit on the floor. It sat on the chair.

I told it to stand on it's head. It stood on the couch.

Not the cleverest chicken I've ever seen.

165 posted on 04/14/2004 11:53:46 AM PDT by Jotmo ("Voon", said the mattress.)
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To: dangus
lol, good point!
166 posted on 04/14/2004 11:53:53 AM PDT by TN4Liberty
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The chicken's Catholic. I typed in "pray" and it kneeled and crossed itself, then prayed. I typed in "pray to Allah" and it still prayed Catholic.
167 posted on 04/14/2004 11:55:01 AM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: OXENinFLA
"Taco Bell" is the best
168 posted on 04/14/2004 11:55:40 AM PDT by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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To: threat matrix
bump for later
169 posted on 04/14/2004 11:56:54 AM PDT by chuknospam
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To: MeekOneGOP; Xenalyte
He won't bring me a beer.
This chicken is not subservient.
170 posted on 04/14/2004 11:57:44 AM PDT by humblegunner
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I typed in "cry", and the chicken became despondent. I was worried that it would throw itself into a deep fryer.
171 posted on 04/14/2004 11:59:28 AM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: Jotmo
I told it to stand on it's head. It stood on the couch. I typed in 'stand on your head' and it made three tries before quitting.
172 posted on 04/14/2004 11:59:40 AM PDT by cinFLA
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To: cinFLA
Something is indeed odd. Had a co-worker go to the site at the same time, but only the things I told him to do would show on my screen. On her screen, he just stood there.
173 posted on 04/14/2004 12:03:19 PM PDT by rintense (Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
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To: Jotmo
I told it to sit on the floor. It sat on the chair.

The first time I did he walked around looking at the floor, shook his head and sat on the couch. Later, I put in the same and he got two cushions and sat on the floor.

174 posted on 04/14/2004 12:04:01 PM PDT by cinFLA
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To: Incorrigible
I just had that for lunch.
175 posted on 04/14/2004 12:04:27 PM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: rintense
Something is indeed odd. Had a co-worker go to the site at the same time, but only the things I told him to do would show on my screen. On her screen, he just stood there.

Did your co-worker put in commands? Nothing will happen on her screen unless he does. Nothing odd about that.

176 posted on 04/14/2004 12:05:40 PM PDT by cinFLA
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To: Incorrigible
Hey, bring HER back!!!
177 posted on 04/14/2004 12:05:56 PM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: hispanarepublicana
DUDE. I just got him to pray like a Muslim!

I typed "pray" and he did the Catholic prayer. I typed it "pray" again and it did the Muslim bowing his face to the ground on his knees routine.

178 posted on 04/14/2004 12:05:59 PM PDT by Jotmo ("Voon", said the mattress.)
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To: cinFLA
I told it "headstand", and it went and got a black body pillow and did something bizarre with it.
179 posted on 04/14/2004 12:06:20 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: hispanarepublicana
I just told him to jump on the couch on one leg and he did it. Then I had him bend over the couch spanking himself.. We almost fell out of our chair laughing...!!!!
180 posted on 04/14/2004 12:08:56 PM PDT by STFrancis
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To: STFrancis
I told it "die", and it did this melodramatic death scene.
181 posted on 04/14/2004 12:11:01 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: hispanarepublicana
This is fun in a sick sort of way.... Got him to do all kinds of stuff now...
182 posted on 04/14/2004 12:22:22 PM PDT by STFrancis
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To: humblegunner; Xenalyte
He won't bring me a beer.
This chicken is not subservient.

BAD Chicken !

Here ya go !


183 posted on 04/14/2004 12:28:26 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: STFrancis
grovel
184 posted on 04/14/2004 12:30:08 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: TBall
That was yoga he did for "chill"
Down Dog into cobra
185 posted on 04/14/2004 12:42:24 PM PDT by Feiny (They Will Fear Us, We Will Prevail)
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To: socal_parrot
Act Like Monkey is fabulous
186 posted on 04/14/2004 12:44:56 PM PDT by Feiny (They Will Fear Us, We Will Prevail)
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To: feinswinesuksass
try "electric slide"
187 posted on 04/14/2004 12:48:49 PM PDT by worrywart
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To: feinswinesuksass
"Shoot" causes hime to skeet shoot
188 posted on 04/14/2004 12:50:24 PM PDT by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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To: threat matrix
It's all in the system. I've seen several sites that link directly to various actions.
189 posted on 04/14/2004 1:01:56 PM PDT by MattAMiller
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To: Incorrigible
Build a Fort is great.

Hide just made me laugh. He looks around for somewhere to go & dives behind couch.
190 posted on 04/14/2004 1:19:04 PM PDT by Feiny (They Will Fear Us, We Will Prevail)
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To: feinswinesuksass
Here are some others besides jump, hide, eat, die, fly, pray, turn off lights, shoot, read book, flip bird, and taco bell which have been mentioned:

Try pick up carpet, pound head against wall, do chicken dance, somersault, wendys, exercise, sweat, moon, and fall.

191 posted on 04/14/2004 1:51:13 PM PDT by OESY
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To: JustAmy
It's weird alright
192 posted on 04/14/2004 2:01:42 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.)
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To: KosmicKitty
Ping to find at home.
193 posted on 04/14/2004 2:39:07 PM PDT by Eaker (That the bright star of Texas shall never be dim while her soil boasts a son to raise rifle or limb.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Howdy Meek. Any command suggestions? lol
194 posted on 04/14/2004 2:55:07 PM PDT by 4mycountry ("Completely concretely" - - That's "the power of the 'Freeper'.")
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To: 4mycountry
Howdy ! Someone had suggested 'chicken sandwich'. I tried it. It's a hoot !

195 posted on 04/14/2004 3:04:37 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: cajungirl
I told him to hump Janet Reno, and he came to the camera and wagged his finger no. There's some things even a chicken won't do.
196 posted on 04/14/2004 6:29:29 PM PDT by Born Conservative (It really sucks when your 15 minutes of fame comes AFTER you're gone...)
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To: Born Conservative
I told him to "moon me" and he did!!! Getting find of the chicken in a domanatrix sort of way,,am I a pevert?
197 posted on 04/14/2004 6:47:29 PM PDT by cajungirl (<i>swing low, sweet limousine, comin' fer to Kerry me hoooommmee</i>)
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To: threat matrix; dubyaismypresident; StriperSniper
OOOOOH how cool! (I wonder if I say something dirty if it'll do it heeheeheehee)
198 posted on 04/14/2004 6:50:00 PM PDT by cyborg (Frakenfreude Radio... look out belowwwwwwwwwww!)
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To: cyborg
OOOOOH how cool! (I wonder if I say something dirty if it'll do it heeheeheehee)

Tell it to cluck itself...

199 posted on 04/14/2004 7:21:31 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Politcs: poli means many, and tics are blood sucking creatures)
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To: Sofa King
I tried "kill yourself", but it didn't work...

"Die" works, and is really funny.

200 posted on 04/14/2004 7:48:09 PM PDT by Ichneumon
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