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Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)
Burger King Brands Inc. ^
| April 14, 2004
| guy in a chicken suit
Posted on 04/14/2004 8:48:16 AM PDT by threat matrix
From what I can tell, it really works.
And not a lot of people have found it yet..
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: burgerking
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To: Constitution Day
The first time I had blackened chicken I hid the skillet.
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posted on
08/15/2004 6:53:54 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The harbor master is largely unconcerned with the direction of the tide - only its amplitude.)
To: threat matrix
He looked towards the camera for me.
222
posted on
08/15/2004 6:55:09 PM PDT
by
fso301
To: dirtboy
Lemme guess - the chicken's name is T. Lott. Hey, don't you talk about my senator!
On second thought, I talk about him too. Carry on.
MM
223
posted on
08/15/2004 6:58:21 PM PDT
by
MississippiMan
(Americans should not be sacrificed on the altar of political correctness.)
To: mass55th
He isn't doing a damn thing but standing there. I've sent two commands and nothing.I got him to jump, beg, spank himself, and do a dance (hey, I figure: he's a subservient, that's what we should expect him to do)
224
posted on
08/15/2004 7:04:08 PM PDT
by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
To: threat matrix
OK, that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I told him to bark like a dog and he lifted his leg and pretended to pee on the chair. BTW, the first sentence in this post is a quote from what wonderful but slightly obscure recent child's movie?
225
posted on
08/15/2004 7:05:25 PM PDT
by
Mercat
To: eve4sho
welcome to fr.. I hope you don't dig up any other old threads.
226
posted on
08/15/2004 7:06:25 PM PDT
by
cyborg
To: threat matrix
I told him to kick ass and he ran away. Must be Kerry in that suit.
I then told him to scratch his butt and he did.
Point Proven!
227
posted on
08/15/2004 7:09:10 PM PDT
by
LakeLady
(Long live the Republic Free!)
To: threat matrix
Y'all tell him to get naked and see what he does. It's hilarious.
228
posted on
08/15/2004 7:12:57 PM PDT
by
LakeLady
(I love chicken - RAW!!)
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