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Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)
Burger King Brands Inc. ^ | April 14, 2004 | guy in a chicken suit

Posted on 04/14/2004 8:48:16 AM PDT by threat matrix

From what I can tell, it really works.

And not a lot of people have found it yet..


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1 posted on 04/14/2004 8:48:17 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: threat matrix
That's CrEEpY!
2 posted on 04/14/2004 8:52:02 AM PDT by nuconvert ("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
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To: threat matrix; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
Gotta see this. lol
3 posted on 04/14/2004 8:52:26 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: threat matrix
He isn't doing a damn thing but standing there. I've sent two commands and nothing.
4 posted on 04/14/2004 8:52:35 AM PDT by mass55th
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To: threat matrix; international american; Laura Earl; RikaStrom; xsmommy; NYC GOP Chick; Gabz; Argh; ..
Totally weird
5 posted on 04/14/2004 8:54:55 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.)
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To: mass55th
I have him busy, sorry, you take your turn now. lol!
6 posted on 04/14/2004 8:55:17 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: threat matrix
Its a bunch of recording commands and uses some algorithm to match up command with action. Kind of lame, spooky and weird.
7 posted on 04/14/2004 8:55:22 AM PDT by smith288 (Who would terrorists want for president? 60% say Kerry 25% say Bush... Who would you vote for?)
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To: threat matrix
I got it to jump and stand on it's head.
8 posted on 04/14/2004 8:55:41 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.)
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To: smith288
So there is a built in delay in the system?
9 posted on 04/14/2004 8:55:55 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: threat matrix
It seems to have a set of pre-programmed responses. A few things, like "adjust the thermostat," "phone home", and "bring out your dead" seem to get one of several "null" responses. but obvious ones like "jump," "watch tv," etc. get active responses.
10 posted on 04/14/2004 8:56:03 AM PDT by Eala (Sacrificing tagline fame for... TRAD ANGLICAN RESOURCE PAGE: http://eala.freeservers.com/anglican)
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To: mass55th
Flapped for me
11 posted on 04/14/2004 8:56:21 AM PDT by woofie ( 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.)
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To: threat matrix
OMG! He's wearing a garter!
12 posted on 04/14/2004 8:56:57 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Eala
I asked the chicken to take a book of the bookshelf in the back of the room. (and he did it) Doubful that is in the system..
13 posted on 04/14/2004 8:57:17 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: woofie
type "leave" he leaves the room then peeps around the corner.

simple language parser tied to vid clips. lol
14 posted on 04/14/2004 8:57:36 AM PDT by RolandBurnam
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To: mass55th
He responded to my command but did them wrong the first two times. I now commanded him to hold up John Kerry's left wing.
15 posted on 04/14/2004 8:57:38 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Harpseal, I miss you man.)
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To: threat matrix
Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do

Lemme guess - the chicken's name is T. Lott.

16 posted on 04/14/2004 8:57:43 AM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
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To: smith288
And i suppose there is no easter bunny, too?
17 posted on 04/14/2004 8:57:46 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: threat matrix
So there is a built in delay in the system?

I dont believe its live. Its a real bored guy that made a weird program.

18 posted on 04/14/2004 8:57:49 AM PDT by smith288 (Who would terrorists want for president? 60% say Kerry 25% say Bush... Who would you vote for?)
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To: smith288
LOL! He looks under cushions.
19 posted on 04/14/2004 8:59:07 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: threat matrix
I guess he doesn't know how to get "down & dirty." He did dance when I asked him to, and rolled over and played dead as requested.
Funny site.
20 posted on 04/14/2004 8:59:19 AM PDT by mass55th
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To: threat matrix
Anybody having trouble getting the links to work? I haven't been able to get any of the links to work all day. Any ideas?
21 posted on 04/14/2004 8:59:31 AM PDT by johniegrad (and, yes, I am logged in.)
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To: RolandBurnam
Im going to type 'leave' as well..
22 posted on 04/14/2004 8:59:36 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Okay, that's freaky.

I'm also eating blackened chicken as I type this.

23 posted on 04/14/2004 8:59:37 AM PDT by Constitution Day (FR needs your support... Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: mass55th
He isn't doing a damn thing but standing there. I've sent two commands and nothing.

This is not an "X-rated" site ...

24 posted on 04/14/2004 8:59:47 AM PDT by cinFLA
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To: smith288
try entering ducttape
25 posted on 04/14/2004 9:00:00 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: big ern
I told him "flap right wing"; he flapped both...
26 posted on 04/14/2004 9:00:08 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
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To: threat matrix
It's pre-recorded but still creepy.

27 posted on 04/14/2004 9:00:09 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Write in Tancredo in 04'!)
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To: Xenalyte; MeekOneGOP
Check this out.
28 posted on 04/14/2004 9:00:24 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: dead
I told him to turn off light and he spun around (program just parsed "turn")
29 posted on 04/14/2004 9:00:37 AM PDT by smith288 (Who would terrorists want for president? 60% say Kerry 25% say Bush... Who would you vote for?)
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To: Constitution Day
LOL

Freaky is the 4-eye girl you posted yesterday!
30 posted on 04/14/2004 9:00:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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I told the chicken to choke himself..
31 posted on 04/14/2004 9:01:10 AM PDT by Michael Barnes
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I just got him to leave the room.
32 posted on 04/14/2004 9:01:23 AM PDT by Constitution Day (FR needs your support... Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: threat matrix
This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I had him punch the wall, stand on his head, jump up and down and beat himself up. wow.
33 posted on 04/14/2004 9:02:03 AM PDT by Hildy (A kiss is the unborn child knocking at the door.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
HAHAHAHA

Cartwheel!
34 posted on 04/14/2004 9:02:20 AM PDT by glock rocks (Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
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To: Constitution Day
It does do the same thing every time you tell it to 'leave'
35 posted on 04/14/2004 9:02:22 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: Fierce Allegiance
No, her name is Wei Ling.

;)

36 posted on 04/14/2004 9:02:23 AM PDT by Constitution Day (FR needs your support... Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: Hildy
I got him to "bite me".
37 posted on 04/14/2004 9:02:40 AM PDT by johniegrad
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To: threat matrix
"Live" is just a come on. It's a 'bot.
38 posted on 04/14/2004 9:02:47 AM PDT by Salman (Mickey Akbar)
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He's not live because we aren't all seeing the same thing.
39 posted on 04/14/2004 9:02:52 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Harpseal, I miss you man.)
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To: mass55th
He's doen everything I told him to do, icluding dropping and give me 5, walk like an Egyptian, and turning the lamp on and off!!
40 posted on 04/14/2004 9:02:58 AM PDT by Space Wrangler
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To: Conspiracy Guy
OK, you win the "wierdest" website of the day ping.......I tried to type in "roasted" and nothing, but finger licking good....and the chicken licked it's wings....LOL
41 posted on 04/14/2004 9:04:20 AM PDT by tioga
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To: threat matrix
Well, it wouldn't "bring me a burger" but it did "make me a chicken sandwich" and "fly away" but not "go to hell."
42 posted on 04/14/2004 9:04:51 AM PDT by Alouette (In every generation they rise up to destroy us, but the Holy One saves us from their hands)
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To: Space Wrangler
I got it to turn the light off after 3 tries. But turned around first 2 times.


Amazing how one can waste so much time on the internet at something as stupid as a guy in a chicken suit!
43 posted on 04/14/2004 9:05:31 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
LOL !! I saw this last night ! Tell him at 'act gay' ...

44 posted on 04/14/2004 9:05:31 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: mykdsmom; Howlin; wimpycat; MotleyGirl70; ZinGirl
Bizarre site ping.
45 posted on 04/14/2004 9:05:56 AM PDT by Constitution Day (FR needs your support... Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: glock rocks
I requested a back flip.
46 posted on 04/14/2004 9:06:22 AM PDT by bmwcyle (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Space Wrangler
He did some pushups..lol!
47 posted on 04/14/2004 9:06:29 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: Fierce Allegiance
This is just SO wrong.


48 posted on 04/14/2004 9:06:45 AM PDT by Constitution Day (FR needs your support... Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: threat matrix
Perhaps... if the parser recognizes a command it plays a clip, otherwise he performs the command and it gets recorded? I had a couple of commands get exactly the same response...
49 posted on 04/14/2004 9:07:05 AM PDT by Eala (Sacrificing tagline fame for... TRAD ANGLICAN RESOURCE PAGE: http://eala.freeservers.com/anglican)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
TO 'act gay' ...

50 posted on 04/14/2004 9:07:16 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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