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Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)
Burger King Brands Inc. ^ | April 14, 2004 | guy in a chicken suit

Posted on 04/14/2004 8:48:16 AM PDT by threat matrix

From what I can tell, it really works.

And not a lot of people have found it yet..


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: mhking
you gotta see this!
51 posted on 04/14/2004 9:07:46 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: LindaSOG
ping !

52 posted on 04/14/2004 9:08:17 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: Constitution Day
I just told him to blow his nose and he did. Right into his hands. LOL
53 posted on 04/14/2004 9:08:29 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Space Wrangler
He did a 30 second ballet routine for me.

I'm bored.
54 posted on 04/14/2004 9:08:32 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Harpseal, I miss you man.)
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To: threat matrix
LOL!!!

"adjust your garters"
55 posted on 04/14/2004 9:08:52 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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To: mass55th
He's doen everything I told him to do, icluding dropping and give me 5, walk like an Egyptian, and turning the lamp on and off!!
56 posted on 04/14/2004 9:09:26 AM PDT by Space Wrangler
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To: So Cal Rocket
Why does he have garters on?
57 posted on 04/14/2004 9:10:09 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: dead
If you tell him to take off the garter belt, will he do it?
58 posted on 04/14/2004 9:10:11 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Fierce Allegiance
"Amazing how one can waste so much time on the internet at something as stupid as a guy in a chicken suit!"

Yeah. Let's try to get him to do more stuff!

I tried "kill yourself", but it didn't work...
59 posted on 04/14/2004 9:10:43 AM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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To: Space Wrangler
Not me, I told him to act like a Democrat and he just stood there, instead of running around like his head was cut off.

What a fraud...
60 posted on 04/14/2004 9:10:46 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: So Cal Rocket
Did that one already. He did a somersault for me also. I asked him to raise John Kerry's left wing but he raised his right wing.
61 posted on 04/14/2004 9:11:22 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Harpseal, I miss you man.)
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To: So Cal Rocket
He does adjust the garters!
62 posted on 04/14/2004 9:11:23 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: threat matrix
I told the chicken to ram it's head into the bookshelf, it read a book instead...
63 posted on 04/14/2004 9:11:53 AM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: hellinahandcart
No he won't take it off, but he did play with it.
64 posted on 04/14/2004 9:12:25 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: MD_Willington_1976
'Throw blanket' gets him to toss three pillows..
65 posted on 04/14/2004 9:12:46 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: hellinahandcart
LOL!!!

try "taco bell"...

66 posted on 04/14/2004 9:13:16 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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To: threat matrix
See what happens when you enter "play with yourself" It's funny.
67 posted on 04/14/2004 9:13:55 AM PDT by A. Patriot
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To: hellinahandcart
I just told him to blow his nose and he did. Right into his hands. LOL

Probably about as sanitary as your average BK worker.

68 posted on 04/14/2004 9:14:27 AM PDT by Constitution Day (FR needs your support... Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: So Cal Rocket
"taco bell" makes him dance with some chick in a red sweater.
69 posted on 04/14/2004 9:16:04 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Sofa King
"Act like a cheerleader" works. So does "pretend to be an airplane."

70 posted on 04/14/2004 9:16:07 AM PDT by Rubber_Duckie_27
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To: hellinahandcart
Awesome!
71 posted on 04/14/2004 9:16:59 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: threat matrix
I guess they've become ever more desperate since the "Herb the Nerd" campaign bombed.
72 posted on 04/14/2004 9:17:25 AM PDT by RightWingAtheist
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To: threat matrix
Did you check out the linked page with the do-it-yourself cut-out chicken mask? It says something like:

1) Cut out mask.

2) Put mask on.

3) Be subservient.
73 posted on 04/14/2004 9:18:21 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: dead
OMG! He's wearing a jock strap!
74 posted on 04/14/2004 9:18:25 AM PDT by Born Conservative (It really sucks when your 15 minutes of fame comes AFTER you're gone...)
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To: RightWingAtheist
'eat at mcdonalds' gets him to shake his head no..
75 posted on 04/14/2004 9:18:44 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: A. Patriot
He came up to the camera and wagged his finger at me.

So I guess I can't really get the "chicken the way I want it".
76 posted on 04/14/2004 9:19:03 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: threat matrix
It is. Try just typing in 'book'- he does the same thing. You just got lucky.
77 posted on 04/14/2004 9:19:24 AM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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To: RightWingAtheist
TRY:

cry like a democrat on November 2nd 2004
78 posted on 04/14/2004 9:20:02 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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To: threat matrix
I asked him to do an impression of John Kerry,he's just standimg there,good impression
79 posted on 04/14/2004 9:20:11 AM PDT by Redcoat LI ("help to drive the left one into the insanity.")
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To: Rubber_Duckie_27
I tried 'die' and he fell over dead!
80 posted on 04/14/2004 9:20:53 AM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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To: Constitution Day
Wow! When I typed "layout your plan to add 10,000,000 jobs to the economy in the next 4 years" he stands there and stares. Just like John Kerry.
81 posted on 04/14/2004 9:21:04 AM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: threat matrix
MOONWALK!!!
82 posted on 04/14/2004 9:22:11 AM PDT by Kennesaw
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To: threat matrix
I told him to 'lead a mass rebellion of chickens', 'get a beer, relax, watch game on tv'
83 posted on 04/14/2004 9:22:44 AM PDT by Riley
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To: smith288
I told him to turn off light and he spun around (program just parsed "turn")

I did the same and he turned off the lights.

84 posted on 04/14/2004 9:23:05 AM PDT by cinFLA
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To: threat matrix
It tries to lay an egg, but fails
85 posted on 04/14/2004 9:23:31 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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Heh...he can play air guitar. Kewl.
86 posted on 04/14/2004 9:25:37 AM PDT by RosieCotton (Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
"give a speech like john kerry"
87 posted on 04/14/2004 9:26:26 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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To: So Cal Rocket
try...

sing
drink
burger king
come here (scary)
88 posted on 04/14/2004 9:27:13 AM PDT by glock rocks (Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
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To: threat matrix
I told him to 'flip flop like john kerry'. He came over to the camera and gave me a no-no wagging finger.
89 posted on 04/14/2004 9:27:18 AM PDT by steveo (Wagonqueen Family Truckster - You think you hate it now... just wait until you drive it!)
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To: RosieCotton
He can 'do the hustle!'
90 posted on 04/14/2004 9:27:43 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: socal_parrot
LMAO!
91 posted on 04/14/2004 9:27:43 AM PDT by Constitution Day (FR needs your support... Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: Constitution Day
HAHAHAHA

try "chicken sandwich"
92 posted on 04/14/2004 9:28:48 AM PDT by glock rocks (Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
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To: Diddle E. Squat; Conspiracy Guy; Alamo-Girl; onyx; ALOHA RONNIE; SpookBrat; Republican Wildcat; ...
Humor/fun break if you want one ...

Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever
(Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)


Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my General Interest ping list!. . .don't be shy.


93 posted on 04/14/2004 9:28:56 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: threat matrix
I tried that, and he just slapped himself across the forehead. Then I tried "Eat at KFC," and he just walked up to the camera, and raised his fist at me. Pretty scary. When I typed in "get naked" he wagged his finger at me, and when I typed in "recite Gettysburg Address" he stood up on the couch.
94 posted on 04/14/2004 9:29:17 AM PDT by RightWingAtheist
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To: threat matrix
"Paint my house."
95 posted on 04/14/2004 9:29:22 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: hellinahandcart
I told him to strip and he came real close and wagged his finger at me like he was telling me I was naughty, LOL!
96 posted on 04/14/2004 9:29:30 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: glock rocks
Chicken sandwich is good!
97 posted on 04/14/2004 9:30:02 AM PDT by threat matrix
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Hide.
98 posted on 04/14/2004 9:30:32 AM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: RightWingAtheist
lol, Recite Gettysburgh Address..
99 posted on 04/14/2004 9:31:11 AM PDT by threat matrix
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To: glock rocks
LOL! That's great!
100 posted on 04/14/2004 9:32:22 AM PDT by Constitution Day (FR needs your support... Become a Monthly Donor!)
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