I had a college buddy who was accepted to medical school in Arkansas. He got a job as the "coroner" for want of any better qualified applicants. The police department responded to a call from a frightened woman. Her husband wasn't in the house and she heard strange noises outside. Upon arrival, the officers noticed a horse tied up to a nearby fence and a step ladder nearby on the ground. After some searching, the officers found her husband. He was bare naked and laying in a heap in a nearby bush. There were two hoof marks in the middle of his chest. He was dead, thus the need to call the coroner. After bagging the body, the STALLION was lead away to the barn.
posted on 04/15/2004 5:42:30 PM PDT
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