World Naked Bike Ride Day June 12, 2004 (Coming to a city near you)

newfrontier.com ^ | 4/18/04 | rebelbase

[gg188]

In the photos there are females involved. Are they exhibitionists? Or more like "flashers"? True believers? I have a point in asking what y'all think.

For starters, those who Freep the event need to take cameras. Find the hot chicks (surely there will be some?) or the middle-aged attractive chicks. Also those with wedding rings. Take a few hundred pix from every angle, then go home and upload them to every nude-female-related YAHOO group, to every related adult newsgroup. Now some of the women will be happy, the ones who are exhibitionists, that is. But I am guessing that others---not to mention some of their husbands or boyfriends---will be unhappy to know that for all-time their naked pix will be in rotation on various "alt" newsgroups, chat groups, not to mention CD's on eBay featuring "20,000 Nude Real Wives" and stuff like that.

[mtbopfuyn]

Someone should set up food stalls. High fiber muffins for breakfast, beans and chili for lunch, and lots of beverages along the way. Then tip over the port-a-potties.

[DefCon]

"...upload them to every nude-female-related YAHOO group, to every related adult newsgroup. ..."
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[mylife]

hehehe Im a conservative

[Snardius]

Give this five years and next they'll be organizing National Public Sex Act Day.

Hooray, hooray,
For the Eight of May...

[LibKill]

It seems that the more willing someone is to expose themselves in public the uglier they are. Sort of an inverse correlation.

[Snardius]

It seems that the more willing someone is to expose themselves in public the uglier they are

My guess is you've never read Playboy...

[mtbopfuyn]

So, why doesn't LE arrest them the moment they pull their stuck skin off their car seats before they even get out to the parade?

[gg188]

Just look around using keywords in Yahoo Groups and in Google newsgroups. There's a group for everything (no matter how weird) you can think of.

[The Other Harry]

For starters, those who Freep the event need to take cameras.

I just bought a fancy new digital camera. This could be the reason for its existance.

Find the hot chicks (surely there will be some?)

The place to go will be the pits (so to speak). I used to photograph motorcycle races, and I think this will be much the same.

I'm going. The jury is in on this one.

[The Other Harry]

Then tip over the port-a-potties.

You and I would get along.

[The Other Harry]

Best done with someone in it.

[cyborg]

As lovely as I am, I don't think I want be a possible subject in the next caption-a-rama!

[JohnBovenmyer]

If the cops want to put an end to this, don't just arrest them but seize the tools of their crime, the bicycles. There won't be many willing to keep buying new bikes to support this.

[AmishDude]

Iggy Pop? It reminds me of two Queen songs: Bicycle Race (of course) and Fat-Bottomed Girls.

[AmishDude]

Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah

Get on your bikes and ride!

[VadeRetro]

Skinny saddles on modern bikes are a problem even if you don't ride in the a capella.

[Piquaboy]

People riding naked on bikes happens quite frequently on RAGBRAI.

[VadeRetro]

I have a bike, but I can only go 4 miles before my "chops" start going numb.

As best I can figure, the typical bike is now made to be ridden in the butt-in-the-air posture favored by racers. That doesn't leave it much fun for the rest of us.

[ErnBatavia]

Grand Marshal (should hold down the congestion):