Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)

4/21/2004 | Jaysun

[Syncro]

The processes for those that didn't see them:

1) The WD-40 seemed to me to be a brilliant idea. It seemed to have helped some, because after being drenched in it he had some tan liquid dripping down on his shoulders.
2) We didn't have gasoline so we substituted with the minuscule amount of diesel fuel that we had, and finished up with a good dousing of Coleman Fuel.
3) We powdered him with a mixture of baking soda, corn starch, and laundry detergent. We took turns doing it from a distance. He was so pathetic looking - standing in the shower all covered in white powder. He reminded me of one of those poor saps being 'deloused' as they enter prison.
4) It was determined that the powder mixture wasn't sufficiently staying on his head. We mixed it with some more beer to form a paste and then covered his head with it.
5) He waited for a bit and then rinsed his head. It's noticeably better, but he's not out of the woods yet.
6) An entire bottle of lemon juice is now soaking into his hair.
7) I've been holding the idea of using liquid soap (DAWN) as my ace in the hole. I've made him agree to tell me what the original substance that he got into his hair was in exchange for telling him the final step. He's about to start using the soap. I hope that it works! If so, he's agreed to tell us the story pre-peanut butter.

That roll of film just has to be somewhere...

[Nita Nupress]

I didn't know that! Once a Texan, always a Texan, eh?

[Ladysmith]

Tell him if he doesn't turn over the pictures, we'll FReep the wedding...

[marmar]

Book mark

[marmar]

Oh damm...........LMAO........oh man.......

[Xenalyte]

I cannot believe this one got resurrected! It rules.

If y'all haven't seen this, give it a look. You will howl.

[marmar]

I laughed so hard I have tears running down my face. I have to go to work and it is a good way to start the day. Orange cotton candy...........like a clown wig.......oh man. I have to finish this later....you rock....

[Tijeras_Slim]

A CLASSIC!

[A Texan]

This is the funniest thread I have ever read. I was suppose to get off work early today but I have been sitting here, for about 45 minutes, reading this thing. I have tears in my eyes and if I don't see some pictures I am going to fly to wherever these pictures are, take them and then run an auction on FR and make millions!!!

This is freak'n funny

[madison10]

Read that one before...try again.

[madison10]

LOL Apparently it was HERE that I read it before...two years ago. :) Glad everything went well.

[Old_Mil]

I'm not a freeper female, but I have the following suggestion: <1> Apply hungry dog to head and let said dog lick head till the PB is gone.
<2> Shave head.
<3> Apply two slices of bread and jam to head and make a sandwich.

Good luck...I'm sure other creative guys will be able to lengthing this list in a suitably amusing fashion.

[marmar]

LOL........

[Mcirrus]

lmao, try a dog maybe. Might take awhile and there's a good chance you may die of laughter.

[kkmo9]

If the pix ever materialize, I'd love a ping... took me 3 days to read the entire thread and my family think I'm nuts from all the laughs.

Better yet... post the dilemma and the cure with pix to a free website and send us the link. Hey, if you could get it set up right, you could make some money off the thing after all! I dunno how this whole making money off the 'net thing works, but I hear you can make a bit of cash.

Did his hair grow back? What was his wife's reaction? Has he gone out to the cabin with you guys again? LOL

Thanks for sharing this experience with us... still hysterical 2 years later!

[Jaysun]

If the pix ever materialize, I'd love a ping... took me 3 days to read the entire thread and my family think I'm nuts from all the laughs.

Speaking of family, here's my new daughter. Her name is Marion and she only smiles for me. Born on April 17, 2006. Shown here at 2 days old with her Daddy (me), who is too many thousands of days old to count. Her color is much better now, she still had a bit of jaundice when the picture was taken. She's an angel on loan from God.

[bad company]

I've been there before. Here's what you do.

Get a four gallon aluminum stew pot. Take one whole duck and quarter it. A snifter of domestic brandy. Three 40 weight ball bearings and two gallons of prestone antifreeze. Bring the antifreeze, ball bearings and brandy to a rolling boil. Add the duck. Reduce heat to a simmer. after an hour add four whole cloves of garlic, a can of sardines in oil(not ketchup or mustard it will bind) and a rheostat from an old transistor radio. Cover with cheesecloth and let sit outside overnight. Just before dawn debone the duck and apply to the affected areas.

Works like a charm every time.

[RightOnline]

Have a dog? Let 'im lick the dude's head clean.

Once the dog has a mouthful of peanut butter, look very carefully at the look on his face. That's the same look you see on the face of yer typical Democrat.

[Godebert]

"break out the scissors. This is one woman who won't waste a lot of time solving the problem, especially on a man's hair. His hair can't be that long, so it won't make a lot of difference, and....it WILL grow back. "

Exactly. These guys sound like a bunch of Frenchyfied prancing dandies. They're spending more time playing with each other's hair than hunting or fishing. Sounds more like a teenage girl's slumber party.

[GretchenM]

Wow, Jaysun, what a nice way to update the thread! Your little one looks positively adorable and I can see why you are so delighted with her. Best wishes to you and your family.

Children are a heritage of the Lord.