[Jaysun]

Have you tried using shampoo?

Yes. The dolt used it all up. He said that the peanut butter basically makes his hair waterproof, and that the shampoo wouldn't penetrate.

[Miss Marple]

What was the initial item stuck in his hair? I need to know why peanut butter didn't work.

If he has a lot of peanut butter in his hair and has used up all the shampoo, you can use dishwashing liquid (Palmolive, Dawn, Ivory, etc.) to lather it out.

But the original stuff may still be in his hair, and unless I know what it is, I can't give you a good suggestion on how to remove it.

[wimpycat]

You've got to be kidding. Is his hair completely full of peanut butter?

Somebody else mentioned it, but it's a great idea. Dawn dishwashing detergent. Stick his fool head in a sink full of hot water with Dawn dishwashing liquid and soak it. If that doesn't work, shave his head. He deserves it for being stupid.

Y'all didn't have a big bowl of stupid this morning. It's more like a few kegs of stupid.

[Mo1]

Yes. The dolt used it all up. He said that the peanut butter basically makes his hair waterproof, and that the shampoo wouldn't penetrate

*L* .. Did he use the whole jar?

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Lemon-based dish soap.

[PurVirgo]

Is it the Peanut Butter he's trying to remove?