KERRY IN EARTH DAY GAS-GUZZLER PUZZLER

New York Post ^ | 4/23/04 | DEBORAH ORIN

[kattracks]

April 23, 2004 -- WASHINGTON - On Earth Day, Democrat John Kerry reluctantly admitted to having a gas-guzzling SUV in the family - but blamed his wife. "The family has it. I don't have it," Kerry said yesterday.

But at first, Kerry - quizzed by reporters on a conference call - tried to deny any links to a gas-guzzler on a day when he was touting his credentials as an environmentalist.

[jocon307]

"The family has it. I don't have it,"

Everytime I try to get out of the SUV, they pull me back in!

[DB]

That's because he's not really part of the family I guess.

[hoosiermama]

FLOP flip: First he didn't, now he does; but he really didn't want to own it; she made him do it! It's her fault!

[ambrose]

Comical.

[ambrose]

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[FixitGuy]

This lyin' dude just can't seem to get his stories straight!

"I ain't got no SUV...Oh, The family has one."

"I voted for that war thing after I didn't vote for it...or was it the other way around, cain't remember."

[hoosiermama]

He just doesn't know the meaning of the word "own". Remember Dims have trouble with words of three letters or less, but I hear they specialize in four letter words....

[Oldeconomybuyer]

This whole anti-SUV business is one of Rush's most impressive "see, I told you so" moments. When he first proposed it years ago I thought he was crazy for thinking the enviornmental wacko's would attack my favorite form of transportation. Alas, it's now part of presidential politics.

(My SUV gets 28 mpg)

[Kate of Spice Island]

If one is really good with picture editing we can get a flip-flop SUV and maybe a good swisher or flasher can get Kerry in a gymnastics cartoon. I am not that talented with the joys of binary code yet!

[Watery Tart]

Maybe she just doesn't let him drive it....

[meenie]

The scandal is not that Kerry drives one. The scandal is that Kerry feels it important that he not drive one.

[bikerman]

I didn`t want it before I bought it.

[kattracks]

..... but he really didn't want to own it; she made him do it! It's her fault!

I wonder what Kerry does when his wife uses her private jet, flies commercial?

[NYpeanut]

So a guy who wants to lead the most powerful nation on earth can't even influence his family's choice of vehicles?

[AmericaUnited]

"I drove the car before I didn't drive it."

"It was mine before it wasn't mine."

[Fresh Wind]

What about his wife's private jet and all the other SUV's?

[Drango]

"I don't own an SUV," Kerry

"I did not have sex with that woman..." Clinton

[OpusatFR]

SUV? I want to know about that Gulfstream V that they own and fly everywhere.

[surrey]

I'm pretty sure they had the fire hydrant in front of their Beacon Hill manse moved in order to park their Jeep Grand Cherokee.I could be wrong on the model but it sure wasn't for a Chrysler.

[Kenton]

Famous Democratic Quotes:

"The family has it. I don't have it" - John Kerry

"Oral sex isn't the same thing as adultery", and the now famous "It all depends what your definition of "is" is... - Some Other Guy Whose Name Escapes Me.

[hoosiermama]

Am sure they own more than one car....Wonder what the other ones are? If they own more than one, maybe he was saying they don't own "A" SUV...They own several....Depends on what the meaning of "A" is!

[twntaipan]

Any Kerry article should be accompanied by the obligatory flipflop photo.

[bushfamfan]

Kerry needs to be confronted with questions of why he doesn't give away his numerous homes to homeless because he doesn't need all of them. Just like the rich don't need the tax cuts-Kerry doesn't need all those homes, the homeless do.

[rogercolleridge]

Everytime I try to get out of the SUV, they pull me back in!

Good One!!! This guy is more dangerous than the Corleones!!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Somewhere in the Oval Office Bush is laughing hysterically. If I were Kerry I'd start writing my concession speech.

[snooker]

I don't know who did this, but it is a must see

http://www.crea-online.org/video/Kerry_150k.rm