Does this mean that I will be able to marry, Herbert, my pet turtle? Actually, he's a lawn ornament, but I have had him for so many years, he seems real..... and I think he feels the same about me.
Will I be able to get reparations from my first 2 wives??? Will I be required to actually dig them back up again?
If we will be allowed to marry the dead too, I want to be the first to tie the knot with Elvis....!!!
Wow..my ceramic turtle, my ex-wives and Elvis....I feel so liberated and free....oh happy, happy day!!!
posted on 04/23/2004 7:51:35 AM PDT
The Dead, Children, and Animals cannot give consent... so no. Don't be an idiot. These points have all been gone over here before and done to death. The sides are polarized and there seems to be no resolution in sight.
I'd err on the side of freedom. As long as my neighbors living arrangements are no drain on my pocketbook, why should I care? The only drain there possibly COULD be would be our increasing reliance on socialized government programs and interference in free markets like health care.
you Ms. Grundy types never friggin' learn.
posted on 04/23/2004 8:26:31 AM PDT
by Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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