This fat tub of lard makes me sick.
If he asketh thee for a donut, give him two.
And if he hitteth on thee for a bacon double-cheese burger,
Buyeth him as many as thy purse can afford,
For by doing so, you will heap coronarys on their heads.
The Book of Fred
posted on 04/27/2004 11:22:32 AM PDT
(This fatwah direct to you from the holy city of Skokie Illinois.)
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