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Posted on 04/27/2004 12:48:28 PM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18
The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
You left off the ending of the extended 2004 version: After the father says "Welcome to the Republican Party", the daughter immediately accuses him of misogynistic hate speech, then runs crying into Mary's arms. Once Mary soothes her by explaining that her father is just a relic of the old patriarchal imperialistic American society and therefore cannot be viewed as human, the two of them rush down to the courthouse and demand to be married, after which they fill out the forms to adopt as many children as possible. For years afterward, they celebrate each child's birthday by setting an SUV on fire, whether there is a patriarchal mysogynist inside or not.
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04/27/2004 2:56:34 PM PDT
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fr_freak
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Well, I knew that my post was a bit outdated ;-)
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04/27/2004 3:48:58 PM PDT
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pookie18
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