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John Kerry's stuff.(I'm John Kerry,Man of the People,and I approved this message.)

Posted on 04/28/2004 2:26:13 PM PDT by Redcoat LI

The Republican attack Machine has tried to portray me as a Golddigging Gigolo,but as you can see,I enjoy the simple things,just like you!

His Bike($5,270)

His Plane "The Flying Squirrel"($35 Million)

His Manservant(?)

His Boat "The Scaramouche"($800,000)



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: 2004; gigolo; kerry

1 posted on 04/28/2004 2:26:13 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
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To: Redcoat LI
"See, I am a regualr (lying, two-faced, egotistical, elitistl, left-wing) guy. I enjoy the simple pleasures of the little people. I ride bicycles, go fishing on a boat, and travel by air. I don't see why people are getting so fussy."
2 posted on 04/28/2004 2:31:28 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: Redcoat LI
Ah, but he saved by switching to Gigoloco!

(Or was it Geico?)

3 posted on 04/28/2004 2:31:44 PM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless FreeRepublic.)
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To: Redcoat LI
Now I understand that long face and sour look. It's that nasty hard bike seat! When you are in your 50s, you should get one with a bit more padding. Also, ditch those down turned handles and get handles that are straight or up more. That helps if you have a bit of a gut.

As to the yacht and jet, hard to find fault with boy toys like those. If you got it, flaunt it!
4 posted on 04/28/2004 2:33:26 PM PDT by RicocheT
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To: Redcoat LI
You can just piss up my back to..
5 posted on 04/28/2004 2:34:40 PM PDT by Carton boy (,)
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To: Redcoat LI
"I'm John Kerry, and I approved this message"

We're MoVrWc, and we don't care.
6 posted on 04/28/2004 2:37:21 PM PDT by Shaun_MD ("...Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - In Times of War, The Law Will Fall Silent..." - Cicero)
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To: Redcoat LI
Scaramouche and Flying RAT Rodent Squirrel are both such excellent fits.
7 posted on 04/28/2004 2:38:36 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn
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To: RicocheT
As to the yacht and jet, hard to find fault with boy toys like those. If you got it, flaunt it!

What toys? You mean HIS WIFE's toys? Kerry himself only made $395,000 last year. But he was able to borrow $6.5 million. $6.5 million on a house his wife purchased BEFORE they were even married.

Kerry does not have squat. It's his wife that has toys to flaunt. Not Kerry. Money she made by moving her knees apart for John Heinz. Money she gives to Kerry for moving her knees apart too.

8 posted on 04/28/2004 2:38:52 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
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To: Redcoat LI
His haircut: Priceless
9 posted on 04/28/2004 2:39:29 PM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: Redcoat LI
My giggle of the day.The NYT article describing Kerry's butler carrying for Kerry,among many other things, a new hardback book on the middle class through the plane terminal.Kerry definitely needs to educate himself.
11 posted on 04/28/2004 2:45:21 PM PDT by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
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To: Redcoat LI

You forgot the Botox treatments.


12 posted on 04/28/2004 2:52:17 PM PDT by Fintan ( 1950)
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To: Redcoat LI
His Shoes ($300)


13 posted on 04/28/2004 2:55:21 PM PDT by GalaxieFiveHundred
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To: Redcoat LI
My name is John Kerry and I approved this message before I disapproved it.

I have an SUV, too, but it's not really mine.

I threw my medals over the fence, but they weren't really mine. Or they weren't really medals. Take your pick.

I'm a man of the people. The filthy rich people.

I believe that anyone who earns a lot of money should pay a lot of taxes. People who already have a lot of money should get off scot-free.
14 posted on 04/28/2004 3:04:40 PM PDT by Rocky (To the 9/11 Commission: It was Al Qaeda, stupid!)
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To: Redcoat LI
John Kerry's bike($5,270)

John Kerry's plane($35 Million)

John Kerry's boat($800,000)


John Kerry's Botox treatments(PRICELESS!)


15 posted on 04/28/2004 3:24:30 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: isthisnickcool
Kerry does not have squat. It's his wife that has toys to flaunt.

I'm not even sure one can say he owns the clothes on his back, especially since his wife is the one who wears the pants in the family. Nor is it clear whether he owns his Navy medals and/or ribbons, as there seems to be some question as to what, if anything, he threw over the fence.

Just a suggestion, sonny, but you might want to hang onto this Bronze Star, just in case you run for political office some day.

16 posted on 04/28/2004 3:36:28 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Redcoat LI
Replacement Purple Heart medals for the ones you tossed..er..lost (currently $199 on ebay)
17 posted on 04/28/2004 3:44:13 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: Redcoat LI

18 posted on 05/04/2004 6:07:23 PM PDT by Smartass ( BUSH & CHENEY IN 2004 - THE BEST GET BETTER)
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To: Smartass
Funny,I made a mistake,he actually paid $7,000 for his bike
the place he bought it is right down the street from me.
I was that close to the greatness that is John Forbes Kerry.
19 posted on 05/04/2004 8:37:27 PM PDT by Redcoat LI ("help to drive the left one into the insanity.")
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