I need help with my turn page paper on the collapse of communism

myself | 4/30 | johnmartineu, author of the NY Times bestseller, "kittens ripped my turn page paper"

[johnmartineu]

Hi! My name is John Martineu. Im 18 and a student of Dover high School in Dover Delaware. I have been assigned a final term project. We are to do a 20 page turn paper on different subjects. I am doing one on the collapse of communism. Since you coservatives know alot about this, I was wondering if you could help me out.

First Id like to know what communism is and how it is different from socialism? Second I would also like to know about why Russia collapsed. Third could you tell me why you refer to certain people such as Ann Goodman and Helen Thomas as Communists? Finally Id like to know the advatages of Captialism.

Every bit of information will help me with typing this up. Its due in a month and I hope to pass with flying colors. I might even post it on Freerepublic when it's done. Thanks alot guys

John

[tdadams]

"Second[,] I would also like to know about why Russia The Soviet Union collapsed."

You did a good job, but you missed one yourself.

[evets]

All your turn paper are belong to us

[EggsAckley]

Now that I think of it, Win, I DO remember helping a friend's grandson with a diorama in his junior year MATH class. Very childish. I think he did one as a book report for Call of the Wild, too. No written report, just a picture diorama. Forgot about that.

[Mich0127]

uhm...u r a goood speeler. I woodn't woory az muuch abot riting a turn papr az I wood paasing thhe therd graade!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

He didn't happen to have a teacher who was the Superintendent's wife?:)

Basically the entire year in that class went like this: "Why are we wasting our time with this sh*t, now?"

[Mich0127]

Buh Bye TROLLLLLLLLL!

[RSmithOpt]

GOOOOOOOO FREEEPPPEEERS!!!!!.....I saw this and knew you guys were going to help and have some fun!!

[The_Victor]

There is a spell function when you post here.

I thought that casted a hex on the person you're replying to.

Hehehehe, I just used it too.

[demlosers]

I nominate your vanity post being the best thread of the day! LOL!

[weegee]

Already posted:

Your Attention, Please [Regarding Keywords] (292 posts, I'm not even going to TRY and count all the keywords)

[WinOne4TheGipper]

And an entire day of AP Government was spent on drawing a full body outline of someone and using that outline to create a satirical representation of a congresscritter. Now, how's that for high educational standards?:)

[general_re]

Methinks someone took a wrong term...

[RSmithOpt]

Bascially the fall of communism is attributed to the ideal: All men are equal and deserve equal assets and opportunities. Whereas in reality of human nature is: "You just do what the government tells you to do and some of us are just a little more equal than you."

Remove competition and you remove a human's basic desire to succeed.

[The_Victor]

I just saw the keyword list. OMG, I'm dying here. I'm getting little Kilroy's popping over the cubical walls to find the source of the suppressed guffaws.

[sweetliberty]

I saw the title of the thread and knew immediately that it had to be a troll trying to yank our chains. Nobody is really THAT stupid.....are they?

This thread promises lots of amusement. I will have to read when I have more time. I'm on vacation.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

The keyword list is fantastic! :)

[weegee]

It all goes back to "The First Zot". A touching story really.

[demlosers]

There's hope for you...

"Ensgilh 101

Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat Ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy. "

Now, can someone teach me Ebonics?

:-)

[Darksheare]

Thanks for the ping SL, Pippin SL found us a troll!
He's no longer among the living handles on FR -he's been zapped, but one can still poke his slightly smoking husk a few times!

[TheSpottedOwl]

I guess that JR needs to fine tune that spell check function ;-)

I thought that casted a hex on the person you're replying to.

Not to be a spelling Nazi, or anything...

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

There is a spell function when you post here.
I thought that casted a hex on the person you're replying to.

Yes, Virginia, there is a spell checker in the program.

But witch nut are you going to hex in the cauldron?

Ducks. (Before someody throws a wrench at him.)

[Arrowhead1952]

By the time I got to start reading this thread, there were quite a few keywords and I figured it was worth a ZOT!! The original poster was still alive up to #213. I had to ping you around 285 or in that time frame.

[The_Victor]

You're right, should be cast. buit is a correct spelling of a word you grammar Nazi. Casted - past tense fishing term. also past tense nautical term.

[Arrowhead1952]

I copied and pasted the keywords to a word document and MS word counted 543 keywords. I would guess that is a record.

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

You must have a steely nerve, neigh, an iron disposession even (and lots of metal!) to cast aspersions upon somebody is between a Iraq and a hard place about spelling hexes.

(Bolts for the door.)

[Owl_Eagle]

you should all be ashamed of yourselves.  i know johnmarineu and he's a wonderful intelligent person!  The last few years were rough for him and it breaks my heart to know what hes suffered through.  what originally started out as a freshman science project where he built a replica of the soyuz rocket rapidly snowballed into a glue and inhalant addiction.  he was banned from all the hobby shops in the county for stealing glue when he could no longer afford it and he quickly sunk into spray paint.  i'll never forget the night i heard a rustling in the shed behind my house, i put on a bathrobe, grabbed a flashlight and found johnny with a thick layer of metalic gold spraypaint surrounding his nose and mouth.

"NOTHING!!!" he yelled before i could even get a question out.  as i tried to show concern and sympathy he began to berate me "YOU'RE RUINING MY HIGH YOU A$$HOLE!!!" he shouted again and again.

you don't know him or what he's been through.  you are all terrible people.(HIAHC- thought you might enjoy...)

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Spiff]

Socialism is self-imposed social order. Communism is government imposed socialism.

...And both are evil in all of their forms.

[cyborg]

I smell a troll swarm.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Perfect! LOL!

[weegee]

The only hate speech website I know of is here (DUh).

The t-shirts, buttons, and bumper stickers at the anarchist-socialist-communist AKpress.org site promote hate and violence:

("Bomb The Malls")
("Class War: We've Found New Homes For The Rich", notice TOO that they are all Christian graves)
("Ariel Sharon's Ethnic Cleanser: It reduces all opposition to anti-Semites")
("Keep War - Burn Out The Rich")
("My heroes have always killed cowboys")
("One less SUV in the mission" NOTE: The website includes the additional comment "Let's drive the yuppies out now!")
("Recycle The Rich!")
("Smash the state" over stars and stripes)
("Talk Is Cheap" above image of a bomb with a lit fuse)
("If you liked Vietnam you'll love Columbia" - Just Damn! They need to get a new silkscreen...)

Here are some of their bumpersticker slogans:

"Bark If You Love Jesus"
"I Don't Know If God Exists But It Would Be Better For Him If He Didn't"
"We Have Met The Enemy And He Is (the) U.S. (government)"

A lot of seditious sloganizing. And the creep wonders why we don't like commies. I told him to check out that site. Don't take my word for it as to why communism is bad and socialism is even worse.

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

What's a "turn paper"?

Gives you chills when you realize that this is what our education system is turning out.

[Darksheare]

Darn, just missed him then...
Normally I wander about in search of these guys, but they seem to hide when I do that.
Of course, I kinda broadcast that I'm doing so.

*snort*

Unfortunately, when I wander looking for these guys, my conversatoions here on FR suffer.

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Troll alert!

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Here's a good research link.

http://www.barbrastreisand.com/

[TheSpottedOwl]

Heehee, sorry about that ;-)

[TheSpottedOwl]

Smartarse!

[MattAMiller]

Something that people who study "Captialism" must right?

Makes cents to me.

[NYC GOP Chick]

That is REALLY good, O_E! :)

[Owl_Eagle]

I put in some paragraphs which our "friend" never does, I just couldn't bring my self to format as poorly as it does.  Thanks for your kind words!

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Eva]

I think that Bogdan just re-registered.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

LOL!

[RightWhale]

If you are serious, do a paper on this:

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Wolf Haldenstein Adler Freeman and Herz LLP Announces Expansion of Class Period in Class Action on Behalf of Nortel Networks Corporation Shareholders

Friday, April 30, 2004 01:14 PM ET

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

Im 18 and a student of Dover high School in Dover Delaware.

Confuseus say, "People who study captialism must repeat school tern at Dover high School..."

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

ROTHFL!

[Arrowhead1952]

I smell a troll swarm

There have been several DU trolls lately. Guess they have nothing to talk about there, so they come here to amuse us. Too much good news for them to take.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

And...

The government big enough to give you everything you want - is also big enough to take away everything you have.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

LOL!

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

lol!

[HIDEK6]

I'll make it real easy for you. Send me a money order for $1,500 and I'll have the paper back to you in 5 days.

[hellinahandcart]

i put on a bathrobe, grabbed a flashlight and found johnny with a thick layer of metalic gold spraypaint surrounding his nose and mouth. "NOTHING!!!" he yelled before i could even get a question out.

u r, like, so kewl. That was AMAZING. LOL