What a maroon. This is the kind of thing they teach you to be careful of in Journalism 101.
I can't believe it made it past the AP editor, I can't believe it made it past the CBS editor -- on second thought I guess I can. I am sure that today's journalism graduates at least know how to put a condom on a cucumber, and can tell you 101 evil things Christopher Columbus did, even if they can't read and write in simple English