[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

So either:

Bush is Carter and Kerry is Reagan
Bush is Reagan and Kerry is Mondale
Bush is Bush I and Kerry is Dukakis
Bush is Bush I and Kerry is Clinton
Bush is Bush II and Kerry is Gore
Bush is Clinton and Kerry is Dole
Bush is Ford and Kerry is Carter
Bush is Nixon and Kerry is McGovern
Bush is FDR and Kerry is Dewey
Bush is Hoover and Kerry is FDR
Bush is McKinley and Kerry is Bryan
Bush is Lincoln and Kerry is McClellan
Bush is Jefferson and Kerry is Burr
Bush is Reuben Stoddard and Kerry is Clay Aiken
Bush is Nero and Kerry is Galba
Bush is Tiberius and Kerry is Asinius Gallus

Or vice-versa.

[Verginius Rufus]

I knew Asinius Gallus.

Asinius Gallus was a friend of mine.

John Kerry's no Asinius Gallus.

[not2worry]

Are you REALLY John Kerry????

LOL....perhaps he could use you as one of his new replacements in his campaign staff.

You got me confused enough.

George W. Bush talks straight from the heart. Kerry babbles so much he gives me a brain cramp.

[LS]

Bush could be Markenson.

Are you Markenson?

I'm not Markenson. That's two down.

[eyespysomething]

Bush is Tarzan and Kerry is Jane?

[KOZ.]

or maybe, just maybe......bush is bush and kerry is kerry