Kerry Warns Opponents Not to Attack His Wife

AP via Yahoo! ^ | May 11, 2004 | AP

[jocko12]

This is going to be a lot of fun.Keep it up WHIMP KERRY.

[lavrenti]

That cognac-sipping fairy is not going to win the beer-drinking vote unless he grafts his horsehead onto Carmen Electra’s body and sprouts endless taps out of his nipples.

Eeuugh.

[clintonh8r]

What a complete jackass this guy is. A perfect RAT household where the woman has the balls. Geezis.

[Miss Marple]

I just saw that. Sounds like they are trying to smear Cheney and Rice as well.

That's my senator, unfortunately. I think I will give him a call tomorrow.

[PLK]

John Kerry warned his political opponents on Monday against attacking his outspoken wife

Duh, does he think we're so stupid that we don't realize that having her do a major news magazine interview was NOT part of the campaign?

If he doesn't want her to be "attacked," then he better not let his handlers trot her out in front of the media to be a part of the campaign.

[NYC Republican]

That BITCH calls Cheney Unpatriotic and then Scumbag Kerry comes out and says this? What a doofus!

[ladyinred]

Lordy. First he "pretends" the administration attacked his patriotism, which they hadn't done

Actually it is the leftists in his party who have attacked patriotism. They are doing all they can right this minute to destroy any patriotic feelings we have by attacking the military through Rummy and Bush. Scum!

[kcar]

Drear John:

I would like to criticize your owner and wife for the ugly things she said about the Vice President. Can you take a message or forward to me her phone number, as per your suggestion that I go through you first?

Sincerely, Kcar

[kcvl]

Because out of the five languages, that she speaks fluently, English isn't one of them (much of the time with four letter words).


It took me, at least, a couple of minutes to figure out that she was calling Cheney unpatriotic (after she said it three times).

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Luckily for Theresa and Ketchup boy, her last appearance a few days ago was overshadowed in the news by the Iraqi abuse scandal. She once again proved that she's "Not Ready For Prime Time", one of the Democrats greatest fears. Expect to see less of her in the future.

[kcvl]

One of mine is Mark Pryor (one of Hillary's best buds). He is such a moron. My fax is getting a good workout lately.

[Thumper1960]

"They're going to have to go through me."

Like crap through a goose?
Like Michael Jackson through little boys shorts?
Like a Liberal through a tax hike?

Oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Johnny-Boy, ya scares me!

Bwaahaaahaaahaaahaaa!!

[NYC Republican]

Has anyone realized that the whole scandal involving SKerry's medical records has been buried by the media? His camp put out half-assed documents on the web, the media bought it, hook, line, and sinker without even questioning any of it, even though it was transparent that it was woefully insufficient...

Seems like a surely coordinated event.

[HighWheeler]

"That cognac-sipping fairy is not going to win the beer-drinking vote unless he grafts his horsehead onto Carmen Electra’s body and sprouts endless taps out of his nipples."

You bas****, now I'm going to have endless nightmares tonight. Thanks for nuthin.







bas**** = baskets

[sport]

Neither kept boy nor his keeper have been attacked.

[dead]

Apparently, “I drink beer” is Kerry’s version of Gore’s “earthtone casual wear.”

It gauls me (in a French-looking way) that there are actually “image consultants” like Naomi Wolf and whoever thought of the “beer” thing, that make tens of thousands of dollars to dream up this crap.

Kerry to Latinos: “I want a beer, please”

I’d give Kerry two thousand dollars (the max) if he could actually manage to swallow three cans of Pabst in ten minutes or less.

[John_7Diamonds]

I saw Heinz interviewed somewhere a couple days ok. Man, she is going to have some huge gaffs before it is over. Not only that she has a deep mean streak in her that showed up in the interview. This inherent meaness and insensitively will make for some interesting scenes this fall.

John

[go star go]

going through john kerry shouldn't be much of a problem. he gets a scratch and runs to the hospital like he's dying...

[JRandomFreeper]

I like to have fun as much as the next person, and go out and hack around and have a good time." Worth an estimated $500 million, born in Mozambique and fluent in five languages

Hasn't there been enough ethnic cleansing?

/john

[cwb]

Yeah...his attitude sure has changed from the days of "bring it on."