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Record-setting raccoon dies; weight hit nearly 75 pounds
Times Leader ^ | 5/11/2004

Posted on 05/11/2004 7:45:01 AM PDT by Born Conservative

PALMERTON, Pa. - A junk-food crazed critter billed as the world's weightiest raccoon has died, ending a 10-year life marked by more than a few midnight snacks.

Bandit will no longer raid his owner's pantry, hunting down chips and cheese curls, Froot Loops and French Fries.

"I haven't been eating, I haven't been sleeping," a bereaved Deborah "Pepper" Klitsch said Monday, two days after health problems forced her to euthanize her favorite pet.

Klitsch - who lives in Palmerton, about 90 miles west of New York City - denied the occasional charge that she overfed the rotund raccoon, whose weight ballooned to nearly 75 pounds, three times the average for his breed.

He was born with a bad thyroid gland, Klitsch said.

When he hit 52.5 pounds in 1999, Bandit's girth garnered him a spot in Guinness World Records.

Klitsch vowed to lock her cabinets, but Bandit continued to plump up, registering 54.4 pounds in late 1999, then 64.9 pounds in 2001 and finally pushing past 70.

Klitsch, a foster mother, told the tale to various news outlets, including a British radio show, and Bandit snagged a spot on cable TV's Food Network.

Back home, the raccoon was a regular at Ice Cream World, where owner Tim Pitts would watch him sit in Klitsch's sport utility vehicle, holding a cup of blue raspberry Slush with his paws and drinking through a straw.

"He was a good customer," Pitts said. He had sold a birthday cake for Bandit a few days before he died.

Klitsch believes that Bandit always thought he was a dog.

Her Collie had raised him as one of her pups, nursing the young animal and giving him tongue baths.

He started to decline this spring, following the deaths of two of the puppies he had grown up with. Bandit had also developed a cancer-like growth on his side.

"I could see he was suffering, because he stopped eating," Klitsch said. "In the whole entire world he was my best friend."


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: raccoon

1 posted on 05/11/2004 7:45:02 AM PDT by Born Conservative
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To: Born Conservative
sorry your raccoon died lady, but if that was your best friend you need to hang out with some humans.
2 posted on 05/11/2004 7:49:44 AM PDT by RolandBurnam
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To: RolandBurnam
If she likes fat hairy animals, I hear Michael Moore could use a friend.
3 posted on 05/11/2004 7:51:08 AM PDT by cripplecreek (John Kerry, the Eddie Haskell candidate.)
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To: RolandBurnam; Lijahsbubbe; hellinahandcart; dighton; aculeus; general_re; Constitution Day; ...
Bandit will no longer raid his owner's pantry, hunting down chips and cheese curls, Froot Loops and French Fries.

Is this one of those situations where the pet and the owner are (were) look-a-likes?

4 posted on 05/11/2004 7:53:42 AM PDT by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Born Conservative
10 years ---- that's human years......How many is that in raccoon years?
This raccoon could have been ancient by human standards!
"Junk" food? Hmmmmmmmm........

BTW, PETA where are you..........
5 posted on 05/11/2004 7:54:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (There is nothing written here...........)
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To: Born Conservative
Where are the anti-obesity campaigners? This is an outrage!
6 posted on 05/11/2004 7:54:55 AM PDT by valkyrieanne
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To: Born Conservative
75 pounds is not a raccoon. That's a freaking Golden Retriever.
7 posted on 05/11/2004 7:58:57 AM PDT by July 4th (You need to click "Abstimmen")
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To: Born Conservative
"He was born with a bad thyroid gland, Klitsch said. "

75 pounds and eating junk food????? I doubt it. If she took better care of her furry little friend he'd probably still be alive today.

8 posted on 05/11/2004 8:08:50 AM PDT by ZULU
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To: RolandBurnam
From here, Bandit in happier days. (Bandit is the dark, round mass on the right.)

Another shot of Bandit here.

9 posted on 05/11/2004 8:09:58 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: VadeRetro; Thinkin' Gal

"...and to this very day, raccoons all over the world whisper amongst themselves about the Legend of Bandit, the only raccoon to have ever attained Raccoon Nirvana...."

10 posted on 05/11/2004 8:27:49 AM PDT by general_re (Drive offensively - the life you save may be your own.)
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To: general_re
That is one GIANT, TUBBY RACCOON!
11 posted on 05/11/2004 8:33:34 AM PDT by Riley
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To: Born Conservative
"He's not fat, he's just big-boned!"
12 posted on 05/11/2004 8:35:11 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)
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To: general_re

So the guy asked, "Where on Earth did you get that big thing?" and Bandit said, "Would you believe it started as a wart on my butt?"

You win the search contest.

13 posted on 05/11/2004 8:39:00 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: Riley

PRAY FOR MOJO...

14 posted on 05/11/2004 8:40:41 AM PDT by general_re (Drive offensively - the life you save may be your own.)
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To: martin_fierro; mhking
Fat Raccoon ping...
15 posted on 05/11/2004 8:53:46 AM PDT by Born Conservative (It really sucks when your 15 minutes of fame comes AFTER you're gone...)
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To: general_re
Might as well mention that this page has pictures of a svelte (54 pounds) young Bandit in some kind of applet.
16 posted on 05/11/2004 3:38:53 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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